Which level
Oboy which side
Oboy wither (port-harcourt)
For where?
Na beans!
Why?!
For your mind!!
Your father
Dem no born you well
You chop crase??

Which level
Oboy which side
Oboy wither (port-harcourt)
For where?
Na beans!
Why?!
For your mind!!
Your father
Dem no born you well
You chop crase??
Shey you don posess
Why you dey para?
Shun!!
Free me!!
I don die.
Na me be dis??

una dey try wella

more dan try sef

how u take know tatafo, solo makinde

kai!

Bros J, if say u fit turn this water to sekpe, make man high

clemcykul:

kai!

lastma!

goal ball!!!

is a gooooooooo

Wetin una dey yan sef.?
ololumi free that guy, that guy clip no tight.
any how cha we go dey make things dey flow
provided sey i dey live, i dey do.
Dynamokiev, u help me view captain?
if u view am tell sey boys dey miami
and dat can lead to brain dislocattion.
make i breeze rech my guy castle for ketu
make i surgy the scenero before i touch AJ.

Me i don get my chakakpo ready for the up coming tribal war
so captain u and ur boys make una get una pump action ready too, be.cos i know sey e go faggy.

so,dis guy fit speak like dis,unbelvable

D1KeleVra:

Bros J, if say u fit turn this water to sekpe, make man high

Guy forget that one na in evening I dey do that kind miracle

-wakama
-abegi
-Up NEPA!
-mama i wan eat!
- dem no born u well

na wa o

tukasibe , fokasibe , darusibe

ololumi how are u. One gun shot for u (kpoko!)

u neva see anything o.
i go flex u die this val.

@dynamokiev, how far for the line wen i give u.
u no try at all, common small message wen i send u, u no deliver.
any how cha i know sey one dey pussy go drink tea.

@captain,
why i no see u for officers' mess na?
abi u go ur usuall joint?
oboy take am easy o,
e easy to be captain?
i beg u tally jaire, nothing do u.


Singing
me i don kolo, bec.os of u i don dey smoke igbo.

shit happens,

any which way

dem talk am

you are mouthed

dem no dey do like dis again(won kin n se bayi mo)

ki lo n so

lullaby
how ur own be?
u don chew today so?
any how cha, i tidy small agoi beans for u.
wen u reach ma corner, make u dial my number.
u dey hear am?

c'mmon shatap!

chidipupay:

Guy forget that one na in evening I dey do that kind miracle

lol, atutupoyo! Nigerians are crazy man! That was some hilarious ish!

above me,u sabi gramar smaoo lll

see teeth.

ur teeth fine reach like dis

U no get sense

haba ben, is it a qwesion or a confamasion?

ben olori oko cannot differentiate a qtion from a statement, cant blame him though given his bald head

ABC _{(Abstinence, be faithful, use a condom)} OF SAFE SEX - Agbero, Bus-driver, Conductor _{(A Nigerians Version)}

ben sick small ooooo

Abeg
Vex
Shebi

above me,werin be dis

Nice compilation of Nigerian 'slanguage' pls add these to the endless list:-

1.  As in
2.  Motor (meaning automobile)
3.  One chance
4.  should in case
5.  I want to barb my hair
6.  ATM machine
7.  Fuel (refering to petrol)
8.  Night Vigil
9.  Wake Keeping
10.Rewire (for auto electrician)