SLY,



Whatchu doing in the Police Station?
Blimey. . . .what is it this time? Statutory Rape?

Jackal.:

SLY,



Whatchu doing in the Police Station?
Blimey. . . .what is it this time? Statutory Rape?

Jackal


I'ma keep you guessing. . . . .

HR.hotness:

thanx hon,,,
but seriously tho, some people on here, for whatever reason seem to think that making an effort with your appearance automatically means u're gay,,,

HR.Hotness. . . .

When i was in sec school. . . . .i used to have a brush and a mirror in ma school bag. . .i brush my hair like 7times
Lets say that was then. . . . . .

Till now. . .I still spend at least 10mins brushing and maintaining ma wavy hair errday . . . . . i brush my eyebrow too . . .
I visit the barber shop regularly. . . .
I got a very long set of nails and i have at least painted it like 6times now . . .
How does it make me gay. . instead all i got is jealousy from 'em girls!
I play with errthing but when it comes to looking good. . . .i have the time to spend on it. . .

And for your info. . . .i got pink shirts too. . .i like 'em. . . .so tell me how does it make me gay?

@ SLY,

Don't mind em pillocks. . . . .

How does taking care of one's self makes one gay!!!!!!
When a guy has got a cute face to protect, he will definitely spend time and money on it to preserve it.
Only the gorilla-looking dudes don't give a toss about their well-being. . . . .

Wear your pink shirts, comb your hair so u don't look unkempt and paint your nails if it makes u comfy.
If anyone feels that makes u gay. . . .he should go n jump into river thames.
It doesn't bovver me because i am as gay as KING SOLOMON who had 600 wives and 700 concubines.

P.S. Where is J-girl?

HR.hotness:

thanx hon,,,
but seriously tho, some people on here, for whatever reason seem to think that making an effort with your appearance automatically means u're gay,,,

My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong

And for your info. . . .i got pink shirts too. . .i like 'em. . . .so tell me how does it make me gay?

It doesn't make you gay my boo,rather, it makes you look gay.

eldee:

My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong

Ubersexual? I thunk that is now obsolete.
Try Heteropolitan. . . . .

Jackal.:

Ubersexual? I thunk that is now obsolete.
Try Heteropolitan. . . . .

Yeah that's perfect, most definitely not metrosexual

Jackal.:

@ SLY,

Don't mind em pillocks. . . . .

How does taking care of one's self makes one gay!!!!!!
When a guy has got a cute face to protect, he will definitely spend time and money on it to preserve it.
Only the gorilla-looking dudes don't give a toss about their well-being. . . . .

Wear your pink shirts, comb your hair so u don't look unkempt and paint your nails if it makes u comfy.
If anyone feels that makes u gay. . . .he should go n jump into river thames.
It doesn't bovver me because i am as gay as KING SOLOMON who had 600 wives and 700 concubines.

P.S. Where is J-girl?

------>Jackal



because of the appalling taste J-girl has in Nigerian Guys. . .
She recently got hitched with a guy from PAKISTAN and as usual,
she was trying to demonstrate like a Celeb and you know them PAKIS don't take shits. . .
Hence, she got kicked out of the house since 2 days ago. . . . .she's still trying to sort herself out though.

When i was in sec school. . . . .i used to have a brush and a mirror in ma school bag. . .i brush my hair like 7times
Lets say that was then. . . . . .

"

I got a very long set of nails and i have at least painted it [b]like 6times now . . .[/b]How does it make me gay. . instead all i got is jealousy from 'em girls! 

"

And for your info. . . .i got pink shirts too. . .i like 'em. . . .so tell me how does it make me gay?

Oga you own is too much
"

What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .
What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .


I never knew when Tommy Hilfiger started producing perfumes of Jealousy. . . . .I think im perceiving it right now

In Nigeria it could be ignorance,In America the blouse wearing is metrosexuality.
We have a receptionist that is not gay (I think) but his own metrosexuality is something else.
His nails are well done
His blouses can fit me
shake his hands,his fruity moisturizer will rub off on you
I'm waiting for him to show up in high heels one of these days

dude is probably one of them bi-curious type. fruity moisturizer

Yea the same masculine man who ran around NY in a wedding dress and has been known to engage in 3 somes with men.

2guys 1 gurl, or a male orgy

bawomolo:

2guys 1 girl, or a male orgy

word of mouth

@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station??

The Sly:

What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .
What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .What!!!?? . . . .


I never knew when Tommy Hilfiger started producing perfumes of Jealousy. . . . .I think im perceiving it right now

Jealous you for wetin, ordinary brush and mirror? O ma se ooo

Jackal.:

@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station??

You guys can conjure up lies, like no man's business You guys suck!!!!!!

Can you guys just stick to topics without turning it into a childs forum?

@ Stillwater,

U are still reppin' this your MAN-EATER status. . . .
Well. . . .i am now born-again . . . No more woman bashing again from me unless it is absolutely necessary.
Therefore, u can THUG ON!!!

@topic,
        I'm a Metrosexual too, I grew up in a country where being in fashion is a culture not a chioce. I love being different from others.

I was never a man eater . I innocently[/b]and [b]peacefully stated some facts, that's all.

oziomatv:

@topic,
         I'm a Metrosexual too, I grew up in a country where being in fashion is a culture not a chioce. I love being different from others.

. . .and the confessions' continue. Which country is that?

My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive  
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong

I'll take that as a compliment (even if i dont understand why its a problem  )

I've got nothin but love for nigerian men in general (altho some of them can be really thick in the head!) but my dad, my brother and many of my friends are good nigerian men so i knw not all of them are as bad as people make out  

Jackal.:

@ SLY,

J-girl's story is a shocker!!!!!
What was she doing in the hands of a Pakistani geezer?
Is that why you are in the po-po station??

It beats my imagination too. . . . .
Imagine J-girl getting hitched with a PAKI?
Well she'll be back here to tell you the concluding part of the story. . . .
About them POPO. . . .ermmmmm . . .1 more guess

stillwater:

Jealous you for wetin, ordinary brush and mirror? O ma se ooo

Jealous Likku girl . . . . . . i dont know where your jealousy would lead you too. . .
You can be jealous from now till eternity. . . .you already know how i do. . .

stillwater:



. . .and the confessions' continue. Which country is that?

   Young girl, I'm not into that whiteman's sickness, The spirit of my ancestors will keep on protecting my descendants from getting infected.

A man who has a good  taste of fashion is not a gay.

@ Sly,
I love  me a man who can rock a pink shirt,,, i think its really HOT!


@ eldee
so r u or arent u? metro sexual, ubersexual, metrohetro, hetropolitan or whtever u want to call it, we all talking about the same thing,,, a guy with class


@ Jackal and oziomatv
u guys are my kind of men ^{(if only u were here last night when i was being attacked from all angles)}  

Young girl, I'm not into that whiteman's sickness, The spirit of my ancestors will keep on protecting my descendants from getting infected.

A man who has a good  taste of fashion is not a gay.

I know. It's good for a man to know how to dress well. But the young girl part got me laughing

stillwater:

I was never a man eater . I innocently[/b]and [b]peacefully stated some facts, that's all.

Innocently and peacefully? I am having a laugh.
Lets face it. . . .Youse a man-eater!!!

@ HR.hotness,

Thanx!

I am classier than class. . . . . Why can't a guy use POLO shower gel, cologne and some expensive accessories to groom himself?
How does that make me gay?
Like i have said. . . . . . only Gorilla looking men or the poverty-stricken ones disregard their well-being. . .
When a man has got something precious. . . HE PROTECTS IT!!!!!!!!!!

HR.hotness:


@ Jackal and oziomatv
u guys are my kind of men ^{(if only u were here last night when i was being attacked from all angles)}

@HR.hotness,
When some men finds it difficult to look good, they tag others who take their time to look presentable in public as being gay or being woman.
I know colors that matches to each other and which fashion that matches to any occasion, Since I know that the way you present yourself in public matters a lot in your dignity and personality.

Look at these ones. GAY UNITED.

You forgot to go for BOOTY MASSAGE as well at AUSTIN REED.

shior

dangermous:

Look at these ones. GAY UNITED.

You forgot to go for BOOTY MASSAGE as well at AUSTIN REED.

shior

very classless outburst

HR.hotness:

very classless outburst

In that case, you for take me to Judge Judy. **hisses**

dangermous:

Look at these ones. GAY UNITED.

You forgot to go for BOOTY MASSAGE as well at AUSTIN REED.

shior

    Stick to that traditional and save yourself the inconvinience of looking good,  A man smelling like he goat still has girls that fall for him.there're reasons for class.