toygod2: My future IYAWO,
I love u pass my MAMA
Na u go dey chop all my MONEY
Na u my children go call MOMMY
I noh go do u CUNNY
Your love dey sweet me like fresh PALMWINE
E dey shak me like KAI-KAI
If u say make i come, na so i go run COME
Because of u, i noh dey sleep EVERYDAY
I dey pray for u all NITE

Jarus: One of my columnists did a good job of that recently:

Sola Fagorusi

http://jarushub.com/2013/05/01/letter-to-my-future-wife/

As it is now, I can submit that I have been graced beyond measures by a great family – one in which the principal thing (love) flows uninhibited. I was nursed in an atmosphere where the collective good remained the most important. My parents watched my back. They still do. My siblings, all boys do same and vice versa. What was bothersome to one was bothersome to all. The joy of one was the joy of all. Today 30th April, 2013, it dawned on me that the founders of that home, my parents, have spent 30 years together building an institution. It has been 3 decades of building a home in the house. There is a difference between the two!

I am happy at what this represents for them; I congratulate them and thought to spare a thought for you – my future wife. I am not exactly sure of where you are seated right now. I can’t tell what colour of attire you are adorning. I am in the dark as to what exactly would constitute real happiness for you. I am uncertain about the names you would want your children, our children, to bear. All I am definite of is your existence and your desire to also have a home to call yours some day.

Like every other straight thinking man, I hope to make a good husband, have children, be a good father and friend to them. I have aspirations and hope to be part of the national reconstruction of this edifice called Nigeria. My forte is not romance. I am as naive as they come. For those who know, I consistently retook that elective – Moz 101 throughout my five sessions in the university without success. I may have failed at that but I am certain not to fail in the discharge of my duties as a boyfriend, fiancé, husband and father when the time comes. Add grandfather to the list as well.

I still don’t appreciate music the way I think I should. Beyond using the sound to drown the silence of my environment, only few rhythms would cause me to shake my head. Maybe with you something will change. I am not likely to ask that we go see a musical show together. Nay! Maybe, you will and trust that like a lamb being led to the slaughter, I will follow you. But guess what, I am crazy about the stage. I love to see actors and actresses on the stage give live performances. I love the theatre. I derive visual excitement from this. Unlike a sizeable number of my friends, I am yet to come to terms with watching 22 adults run after a ball for 90 minutes. Athletics however give me the same measure of excitement. I caught myself during the last Olympics jumping, punching the air and cheering my favourite track athletes to victory several miles away from them.

My heart is racy with expectations. Dear future wife, I need ’us’ to promise ‘us’ that, God willing, 30 years from now, we would in each other’s arms armed with the appropriate dose of laughter read this. I may not fall within the imagery of your dream man. I don’t have bulging muscle neither do I the now legendary 6 packs. I have had the honour of several lovely female friends. I am still friends with them and their hubbies, for the married ones. I also have a large pool of male friends I can always rely on and a number of adults I run to for advice and counsel. I think you also deserve to know that I have a mentor who looks out for me as well. You should meet him soon. I promise to part ways often with Zara. Having to be with her is why I stay up most nights. Zara ensures letters like this come out. She is a dependable ally. My hands and eyes find comfort with her. I only wish she didn’t need electricity for daily survival. Dear future wife, I will love you beyond what you may have seen in Nollywood, Hollywood, Ghollywood, ‘Sollywood’ or Kannywood. As to Bollywood, I cannot promise since I have awful dance steps and can’t sing more than a few songs from beginning to the end.

Dear future wife, this is the second love note I would be writing in my years of existence. Remind me to tell you how the first one turned out. I promise it will crack you and we would together laugh for days about it. One more thing dear, I grew up knowing I didn’t like onions. I still can’t explain why. Everyone in my home loves it. I am the odd one out. I carefully pick them out of my meal or simply swallow then when I can’t do so. Maybe you have a solution for it or we will find one together.

I am not hoping to marry a cook, a laundry girl, a house cleaner and a domestic aid. No, that’s not the deal. I am not discounting that these will have to be done but your responsibility is more than that. I grew up watching my parents share roles at home and I hope to do same. There was a no-go area for my father and I can guess confidently that it must have been one of the reasons why they are still together. Dear future wife, I know you will have dreams and I promise to help you keep them alive. I am not going to be satisfied having people see me as the only successful of the two. I hope to also be introduced as the husband of a successful woman. Let me also chip in that if you desire to keep your maiden name, I will have no objection to that. It’s up to you. Now, this is the liberal me talking thanks to my socialisation process. Guess what, I once fiddled with the thought of me being the one to change my name to yours! Just some weird thought of mine. I thought it would be fun but then, this is still a deeply cultural society. Nevertheless, where your tribe, state of origin or dialect would not be a yardstick as long as you can speak English! And I also hope that like my parents, if need be, we would sacrifice part of our dreams so that those of our children can find wings.

One more important thing honey, I am a Christian and I believe the shortest distance between a problem and finding solution is the same as the distance between the knees and the ground. We would pray together to make sure things happen the way God desires it for us. I see my parents do this a lot and I hear them express the desires of their heart to a God who understand all things.

Congratulations Signor and Signora Fagorusi for three long decades of a happy and successful home. I will never forget that you introduced me to the magic of literature with those novels tucked in our bookshelves. Dear future wife, I hope you meet this wonderful duo soon, same way I long to be part of your own family.

Till me meet on the aisle and are declared husband and wife, it’s your future husband writing.

sexkillz: .....I do not know about anyone else, but as for me, i will be committed to the one that finally becomes my wife. Loving her as i love my own body. If i have a bad day, it means that she is also prone to bad days as well, and i will be willing to listen and help her out when possible. Marriage is meant to be forever. It is always easier to mend a problem than getting a new item. I know i am imperfect and i am not expecting her to be. There is more happiness in giving, than there is in receiving, therefore, I'll always seek for ways to give myself to her in many ways as i possibly can. It will make her happy, but it would make me happier. Hopefully, she would have the same mindset. If she does, you can now picture the scenario of where two imperfect people put the needs of the other before theirs and without asking for it. She is willing to give to me, and i am willing to give to her also. Happiness would continue to be the bane of our existence. Trials and tribulations will come and we will face them together, we'll bring kids into this world as evidence of our love for each other and a burning desire to have our replicas and not just because we want to add to the earth's population, she'll seek to have a boy that looks like me and i a girl that looks like her. . .

That is how my love will be because that is how i want it to be. I seriously do not know about you. Old age will come, and the children will grow up and leave the house and we will still be together. . . That is not the time to start loving her. Love should already be evident. . .

I know you are out there sweetheart, and each passing day draws us closer to each other. I may have met you already, but the activities that would make us perfect for each other is yet to take place. One day, our paths will cross and alter our lives. We'll make history together. . .

Matthew briggs: Hello Future Wife

The other day i was watching Flavours Na'bania "Ada Ada's" music video I couldn't help but start imagining how our own day will be like, will it be a big, medium or large ceremony... I think that will be up to you to decide but just bear in mind i will spare no expenses in making you dream wedding come through.

I know, I would have to find you soon because recently my dad and mom who have never given me sex education before, have started lecturing me indirectly about the qualities any woman i bring into the house as my wife must have. My sister is always anxious to size up the beauty of any lady I come across as she insist we must protect the bloodline of beauty and handsomeness. As for my brother he always reminds me that I should make sure you are endowed with the right assets whenever we have our little "man talks". I keep laughing in my head given all this list and high expectation they want from you. I think this is because been the first son, the look up to me and have high expectations from me, but trust me you will love my family they are very easy going, open minded and as for my mum after suffering in the hands of her mother in-laws she has vowed to treat you with love care and respect, she can't wait to shower you with the love she never received from her in-laws. Moreover all I want from you is for you to be a "Michelle to my Obama" because we will definitely be a power couple in the future given the trajectory my life is going right now.

There are few things you need to know about your future husband. I am very strong willed, determined but at the same time diplomatic, I have a very tough exterior but a hopeless romantic on the inside, I am principled and I respect boundaries, I am also very hardworking and goal oriented. As for my looks that is not an issue because my father took his time to make me for you .

You alone hold the key to my heart, you alone is my kryptonite. I promise to love you in sickness and in health, for better for worse. I will not clip your wing, I will instead help you soar in your career, I will make it my life duty to ensure you leave a fulfilled life. Your happiness is my happiness, I will be a rock to stand on, a shoulder you can lean on, an ear you can talk to. We will face challenges in our life and marriage but with love, open communication and God as our foundation we will scale through.

Please don't feel insecure about your body because what i care most about is the quality of your soul and beauty of your spirit. By default I am driven by passion, Every thing I do , I do with passion So therefore expect our love sessions to be filled with passion, orgasms will be a normal sexual experience for you because I am equipped with the right tool, the right body and the right skills to make that happen.

Yes I know you might have a past, don't worry it wouldn't matter because if my father in heaven can forgive and forget our sins who am I to judge you for your past, what matter is the future we build together and the memories we make together.

Please don't let the bad experiences you've had with guys make you stop believing I will come. I wouldn't want you to worry about me, about when I will come, or become desperate due to age and pressure from society, I want you to live not exist, have fun, make mistake and learn from them, I want you to follow your passion and pursue your dreams, I want YOU to be YOU.

I will find you and when I do I promise to exceed your expectation.

Signed Your Future Husband
Mathew Briggs

bknight:

Maybe. I actually didn't think u'd happily settle for polygamy

How're u doing?

alutacontinua:

I sincerely don't understand your english.
Read that like 5 times and couldn't come up with a sensible interpretation for it.

toygod2: My future IYAWO,
I love u pass my MAMA
Na u go dey chop all my MONEY
Na u my children go call MOMMY
I noh go do u CUNNY
Your love dey sweet me like fresh PALMWINE
E dey shak me like KAI-KAI
If u say make i come, na so i go run COME
Because of u, i noh dey sleep EVERYDAY[b]
I dey pray for u all NITE[/b]

9jadelta: dear future wife.,

i need a blow..job right now.
yours faithfully

Sniffa: Dear Future husband,
U knw i love you although we met not too long ago.Upon all my flaws you keep on showering me with so much love.Smtimes i ask God what did i do for him to give me such a hunk.
I love ur gentleness(since i'm kind of an agbero).l love the way you snore(lightly though),i find it very romantic.I like the way you call my name.I hate it anytime i try to annoy you so much and you still keep your cool.I even find the way you even eat romantic that's why i get mad anytime i come over weekends and u eat without me by ur side.I love you even more becos you are able to get along with my bestie and my dog and i dont have to choose between you and my bestie.
You know i love you and i dont need to tell you that.You know i never wanted to get married.All i wanted was to have a baby and live my life but thank God you came along.I thought i will just have fun and let you go but then i started liking you soo much after sm few weeks.It started with how you carried yourself around and i started liking ur intelligence then your gentleness and then your caring nature.
Baby i love you and i cannt wait till you pop out that question and i hope it's soon cos i really want to spend my whole life with you.
You mean the world to me coochie pie.I promise to be a better mother and wife to you.I love you and you knw me so get ready for little fights and sm good sex and food for the rest of ur life.

specialguest:

...Online polygamy is allowed afterall most NL guys have more than one NL wifey

Popowaa: Dear Future Husband,
You dont know much i love you although i have never met you.You dont know i much i pray for you every single day for God to protect and guide your ways and more over protect you from any harm or premature death.I also pray to God each single day to love and accept my flaws and love my imperfections.I also pray God gives you the wisdom of Solomon to run our home the Godly way.
Dear future husband i dont knw what you look like but i knw you will be the most handsome man in the world to me even when others think u are just fine.I promise to love with all my might and shower you with unending love and care.I promise to enjoy with you when the going is smooth and stick with you when the going gets very tough.I also promise to be by ur side even when everyone is against.I promise to be your joy in times of sorrows and your strenght in time weaknesss.We might fight since we are humans but i also promise to try hard to control my mouth in order to say very hurtful things to you.I promise sex will not be used as a tool of punishment even when we are fighting.All i want you to do is to love m.Come home to me and ur boys after work and be my source of happiness.As the elders in my country "The journey of marriage is very far" i'm ready to face all the challenges it brings with you and also conquer them with you by my side.
From your future wife with
lots of love.
Please you can also write yours.

virgin ice: DearFutureHusband,
You should come and learn from my parent ow dey treat eachoda....

My dad is not d best dad but e is d best tin dat eva apnd to my mum

MY mum is not perfect, she doesnt know ow to cook d way I do buh u should sEe my popc leaking plates, You will salivate for wat e is eating.

My mum don't joke wit her sleep buh u shud see my parent watch football togeda @ 10pm!!!

My parents can argue! God der argument can drive u nuts buh wen dey come out from der room, u wl b SHOCKED @ d way dey r giggling after d argument.

I am not saying dey r perfect buh dey r perfect for one anoda...

#Be my perfect match

virgin ice: DearFutureHusband,
You should come and learn from my parent ow dey treat eachoda....

My dad is not d best dad but e is d best tin dat eva apnd to my mum

MY mum is not perfect, she doesnt know ow to cook d way I do buh u should sEe my popc leaking plates, You will salivate for wat e is eating.

My mum don't joke wit her sleep buh u shud see my parent watch football togeda @ 10pm!!!

My parents can argue! God der argument can drive u nuts buh wen dey come out from der room, u wl b SHOCKED @ d way dey r giggling after d argument.

I am not saying dey r perfect buh dey r perfect for one anoda...

#Be my perfect match