whatcha want me 2 say? tis just a couple, :Pif i dont i appear to be a witch!
so let me rephrase dat, if the person is a total stranger that just want to impress then NO, but if its a person that i know well then YES!

capisce?

mo ti gbo

gud student!

any new word for me today?

yes, alot, step into my office later

yeah, ok.


bout to get jiggy with it. should i bring a notebook?

duhh! what do u bring to lessons, bring a big book and a long pen, the lesson will be long

hmmm, nawa for this kin teacher ooo,


what time?

anytime u available! just give a call!

ok,

See, we are in Nigeria that's the custom, if ot if not the person have a motive, girls dont care.

will i?
let me see
i dont think so

The fact that it's a gift, means there's at least one string attached. Well, if it's wrapped. Only in this case, you may not be able to just untie the string, dump it in a waste basket, and keep the gift, and say thank you, like it's your father that gave it to you. You will wake up one fine sunny morning choking, gasping, and clutching for dear life, and that same string will be around your neck.

Greek gift!

To be sincere I feel a girl should not collect a gift from a guy she does not want
And if the guy insist she could go ahead and collect it.
Meanwhile, you should also let the guy know its because he insisted not because
you want the gift. At least he wont get hurt if he realises he made you collect the gift afterall.

Did I speak well?

Nt too well deb.
Let me tell u somethng, if a guy really wants a girl genuinely he wouldn't go giving her gifts. Most guys that give gifts are not giving to just one girl, they've got a lot of money to throw away.

if a guy really wants a girl genuinely he wouldn't go giving her gifts

Why should he give a girls he does not like? Just to get between her legs?

@deb, it is not all d tym a guy likes a girl before he gets betwn her legs.

word

Yeah rhody.

, it is not all d time,

dominobaby, I like that phrase you used.

This shouldnt be about you protecting a greedy girls' interest.

@deb
Am not protecting any greedy girl's interest.

U tell him hun, U tell him

Ok dumb guys! girls want your gift! Give it to them!

Rhoda. Is that ad for your type?

lol thats just my dancing @$$ smiley not for ad

This is what you see of Nigerian policemen on our roads:

About 10 or more of them standing idly on one spot at a place like mile 2 as early as 6am asking for fire extinguishers
Policemen wearing bathroom slippers with chewing stick in the mouth and an AK47 assault rifle on the shoulder.

Some of them in mufty have tattered clothes, the bullet proof vest comes in handy as a singlet. They even board public buses with bullet proof "shirts"
I just saw one outside now, obviously, he just had a meal. His belt had been let loose and he was picking his teeth; in public.

Picture a Los Angeles police department officer or a London metropolitan policeman. Good, now go outside and take a good look at that naija policeman with a 4 litre jerry can of petrol or the one hanging from a bus or that one queuing to buy roasted corn.

It's sad but these people don't command any sort of respect or inspire any feeling of security or confidence in me and many other people, if i'm permitted to speak for them.

Whatever you do, avoid them. They are very capable of spoiling your day even before it starts or
generally help you end  it on sour note.

Please share your experiences. i have loads of them.
Cheers.

what has Nigerian Police Force (NPF) gat to do with this? I even thought you were going to compare girls to NPF

Its better you open a new thread for your topic. Is this tech error?

Lol, tech error indeed. Imagine i had to scroll back up to make sure i wasnt in da wrong place.

Girl you're funny!

dominobaby:

Lol, tech error indeed. Imagine i had to scroll back up to make sure i wasnt in da wrong place.

Ah, mee to, i was first afraid my browser was corrupting my screen

Back to the topic, if you colect the gifts from the guy, you will hear such dialogues such as :

"You must be used to my spending, and all that sweet wining and dining, but i'm f***ing you tonight!" [90's song]
or
"Fun mi ni eto mi joo!, Lehin mister Biggs ati tantalizers, o ro pe ofe ni" (Give me what is mine, abeg! After mr Biggs and tantalizers, you think its free)

Naijacutee, u said it well.

I take you to Mr Biggs you BIG, to tantalizers you tantalized now you dont want me.
God punish you!