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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by kokoye(m): 8:24pm On Jul 15, 2013
- I also have to raise and then put the toilet seat down angry

- I opened the door o..but i still have to ait and let her go thru it first angry angry


gender equality my footsis angry angry angry
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jul 15, 2013
I can relate to the OP's concern
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Pimples(m): 8:26pm On Jul 15, 2013
@ OP
Exactly.
Funny but True.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jul 15, 2013
Shawnmayor: *leans on her shoulder*
mtcheeew... This one de form porch lipsrsealed

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jul 15, 2013
grin grin grin sorry babes, these go with the gender cool


Poor babies
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Godwin10123: 8:31pm On Jul 15, 2013
The worse part is if u no get money,women go use u make yeye.
Dem go call u names like monkey,foolish man,mumu,lazy man etc
as if nah ur fault u no get money.
Dats why guys wen hammer by all means. angry angry
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2013
Op so what do you wanna do huh
Do you wanna become a tranny, I could give you a number to call wink
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Sike(m): 8:51pm On Jul 15, 2013
jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

Lmaooooooooooooooooo! Guy you're crayyyyy aswear.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by druid06(m): 8:54pm On Jul 15, 2013
The random erection is really the embarrassing part and the incessant growing of hair on the chin area is annoying. I love my face with facial hair of any kind and to be smooth like a child's butt.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 15, 2013
Caracta: Awwwww! It's ok guys. We understand how you feel.

*hugs all the men in the world* wink
awwww.... Feels so good, lol, no longer a reverend sis.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by druid06(m): 9:01pm On Jul 15, 2013
jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2


Ah dude, you're a killer. There's a solution to the bolded above, always have your condom on when a babe is around. Works everytime for me.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by overdrive(m): 9:04pm On Jul 15, 2013
Paying house rent grin
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by NancyNelly: 9:07pm On Jul 15, 2013
hahahahaha, bro its never finish ooo.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2013
Godwin10123: The worse part is if u no get money,women go use u make yeye.
Dem go call u names like monkey,foolish man,mumu,lazy man etc
as if nah ur fault u no get money.
Dats why guys wen hammer by all means. angry angry
chai!!!! Experience is the best teacher oo..see as dis guy dey narrate him ordeal..eyya take heart man..e go better

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by BarryX(m): 9:16pm On Jul 15, 2013
Very very true OP, !! But I take exception to a lady landing me a slap on the street -- My brother -- that's a no-no ! I will have to drop the gentlemanliness and immediately retaliate as fast as possible before any further deliberations of the typical societal ethics. No time, I haven't pictured nor ever dreamt of myself being slapped by a lady but if any raving luna prompt it ----hiaaaa--- the story is better left untold

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by starlightRR(m): 9:17pm On Jul 15, 2013
jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2


dude you better learn the act of mounting on her boobs with your mouth while you use your hands to tear n wear the condom

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nomski0(f): 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
annoying things about being a woman-seeing period every month for over 30years, buying pads, child birth, menstral cramps, heartbreaks, breastfeeding, carrying your babies, menopause.
You see our list........dont complain boys, certain problems come with your gender. Na we carry the problem pass o or would you rather be women?.
#awoman'sworth

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by PStacks(m): 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
xynerise:
Me wey dey use just one hand remove condom and use teeth wear am grin


Baadooo! Chairman.. I hail ooo.. Odoniyan.. William wallace grin ahn ahn.. You too bad, I duff my hat.

If I c person wey bad pass me I dey always throw respect.. Noff respect man..
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by malvingay(m): 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2




BaDDeSt guyyy
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by PStacks(m): 9:25pm On Jul 15, 2013
Nomski0: annoying things about being a woman-seeing period every month for over 30years, buying pads, child birth, menstral cramps, heartbreaks, breastfeeding, carrying your babies, menopause.
You see our list........dont complain boys, certain problems come with your gender. Na we carry the problem pass o or would you rather be women?.
#awoman'sworth


You will be crying you have no shoes but when you see people without legs, u'l give thanks.

I prefer my problems as a man oo.. A lot of those problems are even very flimsy. But when I see women own, I conclude say Man no get problems.

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by PStacks(m): 9:27pm On Jul 15, 2013
embarassed
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by dayokanu(m): 9:32pm On Jul 15, 2013
If you are ready and the woman isnt ready you are called a insensitive brute

If youre not ready and the woman is ready youre called an impotent weakling

Either ways you get insulted

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by dabrake(m): 9:34pm On Jul 15, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: what a load of tosh.
You don't suffer them because you are protected by the majestic aura of Satan. Shey?
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by Nomski0(f): 9:35pm On Jul 15, 2013
P.Stacks:



You will be crying you have no shoes but when you see people without legs, u'l give thanks.

I prefer my problems as a man oo.. A lot of those problems are even very flimsy. But when I see women own, I conclude say Man no get problems.
Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by xynerise: 9:38pm On Jul 15, 2013
P.Stacks:



Baadooo! Chairman.. I hail ooo.. Odoniyan.. William wallace grin ahn ahn.. You too bad, I duff my hat.

If I c person wey bad pass me I dey always throw respect.. Noff respect man..
cool *Throws N10 at him*
Use am buy cigar

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Re: Annoying Things About Being A Man by dabrake(m): 9:40pm On Jul 15, 2013
adeaugustus: What sucks most about being a man is GETTING 'HARD-ON' PUBLICLY because some girls won't keep their asset where it's supposed to be. The up is too down, and the down? Too up!
I think girls should bear the consequences of indecent exposure not guys. So unfair!
and while you are at it, You lecturer goes like this "adeaugustus, can you explain the concept of ********* to the entire class?". Of course, you are expected to explain it while standing.
God help you if you are wearing a plain trouser or you haven't belted the thomas to face up.

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