Idowuogbo:
bite ke? na carrot?

More like bitter carrot

xynerise:
Try am na. Na noise ur dey make

i don see u

Caracta:

More like bitter carrot

hehehhee.. yeye geh

Idowuogbo:
i don see u

*slaps her eyeball*

I have been avoiding that

When thrs a gal u dnt like atall,but she doesn't seem to get d signal dat u dnt like her,she keeps on troubling u and always lookin 4 how to talk or b friend wit u by allmeans,mehn it sucks,soon she wil start gettin d signal dat u dnt want her,then she start telling her friends dat u might b gay,dis sucks real bad..!C no b only guyz dey trouble galz o,when galz wan trouble u i swear life go tire u.

well as forme i wil always wanna be a man even in my next life..forever....any day any time bitch

Caracta:

*slaps his eyeballs*

Oya wear that trouser before I bite your stuff! Nansense and ingredient!

nosike3: *he has risen again put one hand on one brweast,apply pressure... Quickly remove trouser.

*run out of room naked and call the people of ALUU to come and bear us witness..

some people are actually very idle

ALL IS TRUE SHAA. BUT I'LL ALWAYS REMAIN A MAN EVEN IN THE NEXT WORLD. #OGE ADIRO#

If a babe makes advances at U directly or indirectly and you turn her down, U are called a f.o.o.l, mumu, chaff, dump etc.
Yet, if U ask a babe out and she refuses/turn U down, u still be mumu.

Which kind life??

injured_man: If a babe makes advances at U directly or indirectly and you turn her down, U are called a f.o.o.l, mumu, chaff, dump etc.
Yet, if U ask a babe out and she refuses/turn U down, u still be mumu.

Which kind life??

Very true!! But still proud to be a man, anytime!!

Try bleeding 5 days a month in excruciating pains. Try weaning a child. Try pregnancy.

adeaugustus: What sucks most about being a man is GETTING 'HARD-ON' PUBLICLY because some girls won't keep their asset where it's supposed to be. The up is too down, and the down? Too up!
I think girls should bear the consequences of indecent exposure not guys. So unfair!

By now, you shld knw how to hide ur boner when it alerts impromptly in public nao

8. Testicles Getting In The Way
Rare is the moment in the average man’s life when he can forget that he has a pair of balls dangling between his legs. If you own a laptop, you’ve probably wondered if having it on your lap will cook your sperm and lower your fertility. And you’ve definitely agonized over whether to go boxers or briefs.

lmaaaaaoooooooooooo

Wet dreams could be so embaraSsing especially when sharing de bed with soMe one. Worst of all if ur wearing someone else's shorts.

xynerise:
Me wey dey use just one hand remove condom and use teeth wear am

U dey use teeth wear ur 'boyfriend' condom b4 him slam u shey ?? ...g...a....y

Maxwell86:

U dey use teeth wear ur 'boyfriend' condom b4 him slam u shey ?? ...g...a....y

No be your fault

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Did i actually read this shit.

:oDid I actually read some1 write" wearing some1's short"

xynerise:
Hahahahahaahha. Pls no let me remember those days

Then you start begging........''baby pls na, it has been long I did this''

Good old days... Boiz can beg sha, and some gals na juju wey no dey hear abeg

No 9's so funny..especially for those who are always on fire. chai, i recommend agbada as official attire for such, lol

dabrake:
and while you are at it, You lecturer goes like this "adeaugustus, can you explain the concept of ********* to the entire class?". Of course, you are expected to explain it while standing.
God help you if you are wearing a plain trouser or you haven't belted the thomas to face up.