caseless: odinnaka, leave my wife.

Isiaboncha stop day-dreaming

caseless: ortega ko batistuta ni. Na u knw dat one. In ur prime i was no whr? U ar a joker and d comedian kelvin hart wl pay 2 watch. U knw since wen i dey nl? Sms for u!
Stay off my wife, snatcher! Xynerise, u don lose skydeep , and it's obvious. Gas seller(xynerise)!

. You dream pass Martin Luthur King

xynerise:
Isiaboncha stop day-dreaming

hahahaha...wat is this? Na ibo name i give u. Whch language name b dis?
I'l arrange for u 2 b shot.

caseless: hahahaha...wat is this? Na ibo name i give u. Whch language name b dis?
I'l arrange for u 2 b shot.

Is like you are not an Igbo man.

Isi abo ncha

xynerise:
. You dream pass Martin Luthur King

his dream came 2 reality when obama became d president. My own shall come 2 light in skydeep.

xynerise:
Is like you are not an Igbo man.

Isi abo ncha

hmmm..u mah dey hear ibo ni? Comot 4 here,u xpertriate igbo! Nkita onitsha!

*Grabs Mic*
Have you ever wondered what its like for the
Sun to stand Still! , for your world to pause
for a moment, and in that moment, you
receive a rush of inspiration, a rush of
insight and have your perspective towards
some thing change forever. I think the above
experience best describe how I felt on
stumbling on Caracta and her diary. She
didn't just paint pictures with words, but
reminded me that amidst the decadence in
our society, the good ones do exist.

Oh Caracter...my nun... my Ms sunshine
you've caught my facy not with Manchester
or Assernal, but with your great personality
and your unique mind.

Here I am several months later, breaking all
the rules of this challenge, damning all the
consequences and defying this bout of
malaria I am currently facing all in a bid to
let you know that somewhere several
kilometres from you is a guy who belives in
you, your dreams, the potential you carry
within, and the grace the almight has
blessed you with. Oga moderator abi Madam
moderator abeg pardon me for intruding into
your challenge. Good thing we both know
that when it comes to matters of the heart
the mind is mummified.

As I was saying, Caracta ... my Ms
sunshine, you are definitely a character. Cool
calm and collected. Blessed with a beautiful
mind, It is no mistake you have numerous
admirers *Abeg Who no like better thing*. It
is of no wonder you decided to be an E-nun,
my E-Nun.

*Draws Caracta closer. Locks her in warm
embrace while mildly caressing her
succulent lips, I stare deep into her
eyes*...Caracta my dear, I'll catch a grenade
for you, I'll step in front of a bullet for
you" ....Ermmmmmm *Scratch that Dear* I
think we both know you're smart and
deserve the truth. I instead will be there
with you all the way, to help you build your
dreams. I Will be your last man standing
when the whole world is all up in arms
against you. Together we will shoulder the
storm. It will be YOU & ME against the
world. Our journey will be rough but don't
worry I'll go the extra mile for you , not just
because you deserve it but because with you
the extra mile is nothing but fun.

I gbadun you Ms Caracta, I dey feel your
Class, it's high time we tango, and take this
thing to the next level.
Caracta... My Nun, My Sunshine
Please Stay beautiful
#Matthew Briggs #SaysSo.

Disclaimer: Guys I get this babe wey I meet
recently, she cute die and she dey lovely. I
like her and I knows say she dey feel me
well well.

To you my *pringles*, if you ever come
across this piece, don't feel bad oh!. this
was just me have e-fun with one of my e-
crushes. Deep down we both know where my
heart really belongs to.

Matthew Briggs, your words have melted my heart. Thank you...but i still don't understand why you took it down. *sniffs* THANK YOU.

@Emmy9ite, how are you today?

Cathaliya: chai, chineke....
Na you dem dey call Casey? Na woman name be that nah...

name has never been dis sexy on dz forum b4. Maria must take d credit for dz sweet name. U like am abi?

caseless: hahahaha*laffs in ikemba's voice*
poor pple and their prblms. Ask dangote, dende fernandez, adenuga etc, i dey number 2 for quick dial on their fone. Baby, na me sponsor gej campaign last time. Ibb, atiku, govnos de com do breakfast 4 my house.
I'm d richest man ever liveth.
No worry, i go write ur name for my will.

lmao....no worry, I understand.
Poor people are the greatest dreamers. Just keep on dreaming and maybe, just maybe, your dreams will come true, one day.

caseless: name has never been dis sexy on dz forum b4. Maria must take d credit for dz sweet name. U like am abi?

I like, I no go lie you but e be like say the name don dey affect you womanly.
See as you dey quarell everyone like market madwoman.

Caracta:

Matthew Briggs, your words have melted my heart. Thank you...but i still don't understand why you took it down. *sniffs* THANK YOU.

@Emmy9ite, how are you today?

and that giggs/biggs guy had d guts 2 call u his 'pringles', exclusive name i invented for u.
Dnt mind him abeg. After long church service ,
Oya go take ur bath. I'm here 2 giv 'foot rob'. *Winks*

Caracta:

Matthew Briggs, your words have melted my heart. Thank you...but i still don't understand why you took it down. *sniffs* THANK YOU.

@Emmy9ite, how are you today?

Am good love, tried sending a mail but you are not connected. How can I get to you??

Cathaliya: no be to make mouth now, come fvckup for evening o...

Ejoo, am counting on you guys to make my day. I go dey cheer una from VIP section.

I meant, "like others that chickened out of the challenge"

Not talking about the"drops"

Hope u are gonna take me in in case she rejects me?

Emmy9ite: Am good love, tried sending a mail but you are not connected. How can I get to you??

Oh really? Check your mail again.

Caracta:

Matthew Briggs, your words have melted my heart. Thank you...but i still don't understand why you took it down. *sniffs* THANK YOU.

@Emmy9ite, how are you today?

Glad you like it. I took it down earlier after discovering it was on a wrong thread. I want the world to know I gbadu you. Winks

Cathaliya: abeg, who dey follow me see this american wonders...since yday, the 2 people wey I see for viewing section (Ayobase and D'Genius), na dem still dey viewing section till now?

Ki lo sele?

The server does mess with our brains....the server dey suffer from the disease "over-retentive memory"

caseless: and that giggs/biggs guy had d guts 2 call u his 'pringles', exclusive name i invented for u.
Dnt mind him abeg. After long church service ,
Oya go take ur bath. I'm here 2 giv 'foot rob'. *Winks*

It's Briggs. B-R-I-G-G-S

Why do you flirt with everything in skirt? I have been watching you since. *reports him to Gboliwe*

Matthew briggs:

Glad you like it. I took it down earlier after discovering it was on a wrong thread. I want the world to know I gbadu you. Winks

I'm so glad i didn't miss it totally. I've been sleeping like dreadlocks. Thank you Matt.

ayobase:


I meant, "like others that chickened out of the challenge"

Not talking about the"drops"

Hope u are gonna take me in in case she rejects me?

Bros, no dey mention rejection nah...let the best man according to your wooe win, ok?

But,
If you fit turn me on biologically, I no mind o.

I'm fine gurl; Thanks; and it's good to know the kids are fine.....

skydeep:
Sweetheart, am cool and the kids also. Its been awhile. How you doing?

*Obeys the order* but make you no snatch Xyno wife o; remember say what God has yoked together, let no man put apart...

caseless: skydeep, here is anoda witness 2 all d allegations raised against xynerise. *invites her 2 d witness 2 face d judge*
*whispers*
sanb, no fall my hand o0..i wan snatch xynerise wife.*

Cathaliya: lmao....no worry, I understand.
Poor people are the greatest dreamers. Just keep on dreaming and maybe, just maybe, your dreams will come true, one day.

*drags to my 'xquisite' bedroom in rich-man's style to punish her for insulting my person*

sanb: *Obeys the order* but make you no snatch Xyno wife o; remember say what God has yoked together, let no man put apart...

No worry I don buy rat poison for am.

caseless: *drags to my 'xquisite' bedroom in rich-man's style to punish her for insulting my person*

you mean una backyard for that face-me-I-face-you where you dey squat with peter?

Caracta:

It's Briggs. B-R-I-G-G-S

don't mind this guy. him wan carry oyibo name woo my wife. briggs ko, bricks ni

Caracta: Why do you flirt with everything in skirt? I have been watching you since.

i'm very sorry about this. ....na devil work. if not so, all other gals wey i dey follow sef nor reach u. u immeasurably extant in ur ways.

Caracta: *reports him to Gboliwe*

it's been long i saw her anyway. she de support me too like gree-die

Cathaliya: I like, I no go lie you but e be like say the name don dey affect you womanly.
See as you dey quarell everyone like market madwoman.

hahahah....i'm a man with tha voice of a man. forget that cassey wey de sing, na my own make sense pass.

sanb: *Obeys the order* but make you no snatch Xyno wife o; remember say what God has yoked together, let no man put apart...

in russel simmon's tweet: anyone whose mission is to keep people apart is swimming against a very strong tide. xynerise wan take woman(cara) away.....

caseless: hahahah....i'm a man with tha voice of a man. forget that cassey wey de sing, na my own make sense pass.

I pray o.

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Guys, is this how u guys really woo ur gals...?

I mean, whatz really going on here, is this "wooing challenge" or cracking jokes.....?

Damn, its really derailling.....!!!!!

Yegbee! See beautiful lines..can't believe what I'm seeing o! Btw, where were those lines in 1880s when my man was wooing me. Ah, lai lai I must do ''tun migbe'' tonit. Still counting sha..lemme siddon watch till I finish my free MB.

Eze Promoe: Where is Smartie gurl

Smiles......i'm right here ma King. I missed you..