mondi_cheeks: see they is free beer inside

eh you for still allow free entry for barca fans sweetie

barcanista: eh you for still allow free entry for barca fans sweetie

okay just u and thats it

mondi_cheeks: okay just u and thats it

abeg make i follow join ur backer

achi4u: abeg make i follow join ur backer

if u get caught...it wasnt me

mondi_cheeks: if u get caught...it wasnt me

I will deal with him accordingly....







You get HARP for fridge? Knack me 3 bottles and isiewu make I use jolly

barcanista: I will deal with him accordingly....







You get HARP for fridge? Knack me 3 bottles and isiewu make I use jolly

achi4u run for cover

mondi_cheeks: achi4u run for cover

where are you residing?

barcanista: where are you residing?

under a mango tree

mondi_cheeks: under a mango tree

lolz...
why not under the Atlantic Ocean?

donphilopus: lolz...
why not under the Atlantic Ocean?

i like the tree better

mondi_cheeks: i like the tree better

ok ooo

mondi_cheeks: i like the tree better

you like the tree better or you no get choice?

barcanista: you like the tree better or you no get choice?

hard times

mondi_cheeks: hard times

Its End Time

barcanista: Its End Time

where do u reside

mondi_cheeks: where do u reside

Lagos and you?

donphilopus: have you seen his so called letter of apologia?

me thinks his account was hacked. I wouldnt hav adviced him to apologise lailai

Someone talked about karaoke abi? I love music passionately. Lemme see if I can paste my favourite song dedicated to all the good men in the house.

talktimi: me thinks his account was hacked. I wouldnt hav adviced him to apologise lailai

this one wey U dey jump to his defense like say them employ you.... Are you lobbying for the vacant mod position?

berem: Guys, check out the so called apology letter from sexkillz! Can this be accepted?

www.nairaland.com/1461110/letter-nairalanders#18493860

Berem chai,forgive this boy na,he hs seen hell these few days. Biko let it go.

lertee:
Berem chai,forgive this boy na,he hs seen hell these few days. Biko let it go.

I have forgiven him my dear! For the sake of independence,he is forgiven.

To all the good men in the house,here is a blast from the past by SALT N PEPA ft EN VOGUE titled WHATTA MAN.




Whatta Man"
Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
Uh, hey hey
All right, yeah
Oooo
[CHORUS]
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
I wanna take a minute or two, and give much
respect due
To the man that's made a difference in my world
And although most men are ho's he flows on the
down low
Cuz I never heard about him with another girl
But I don't sweat it because it's just pathetic
To let it get me involved in that he said/she said
crowd
I know that ain't nobody perfect, I give props to
those who deserve it
And believe me y'all, he's worth it
So here's to the future cuz we got through the
past
I finally found somebody that can make me laugh
(Ha ha ha) You so crazy
I think I wanna have your baby.
[CHORUS]
My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got
bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pep
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames couldn't be him
He never ran a corny line once to me yet
So I give him stuff that he'll never forget
He keeps me on Cloud Nine just like the Temps
He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a love-vendor
He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans
He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams
Yes, my man says he loves me, never says he
loves me not
Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right
spot
See other guys that I've had, they tried to play all
that mac shit
But every time they tried I said, "That's not it"
But not this man, he's got the right potion
Baby, rub it down and make it smooth like lotion
Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven
From seven to seven he's got me open like Seven
Eleven
And yes, it's me that he's always choosin'
With him I'm never losin', and he knows that my
name is not Susan
He always has heavy conversation for the mind
Which means a lot to me cuz good men are hard
to find
[CHORUS]
My man gives real loving that's why I call him
Killer
He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a
thriller
He takes his time and does everything right
Knocks me out with one shot for the rest of the
night
He's a real smooth brother, never in a rush
And he gives me goose pimples with every single
touch
Spends quality time with his kids when he can
Secure in his manhood cuz he's a real man
A lover and a fighter and he'll knock a knucker
out
Don't take him for a sucker cuz that's not what
he's about
Every time I need him, he always got my back
Never disrespectful cuz his mama taught him
that

I saw this picture on my BBM and I decided to share.how can people be so heartless? Who did this to our president?

barcanista: Lagos and you?

about 4000km away from you

berem: I saw this picture on my BBM and I decided to share.how can people be so heartless? Who did this to our president?

mondi_cheeks:

berem:

he looks good

Bar man....

Give me a bottle of Hennessy with a bucket of ice cubes..... You get Fayrous? Make I take mix am.

mondi_cheeks: he looks good

really? Hmmm....

berem: really? Hmmm....

he looks better with the boo.bs
How are we entertaining pple in this bar today?

mondi_cheeks: he looks better with the boo.bs
How are we entertaining pple in this bar today?

I did a karaokee and it seems the men don't like it.I don't know what to do again.do you have any idea what will make them happy?

berem: I did a karaokee and it seems the men don't like it.I don't know what to do again.do you have any idea what will make them happy?

dance maybe that will work

mondi_cheeks: dance maybe that will work

dance ke? Oti o! Can't remember the last time I danced.maybe you should do a pole dance.

Runs to get an electric pole.....