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Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:34pm On Jun 26, 2008
Sagamite:

That doesn't wash, mate. It can still happen to them
What about if their husband run away with another chick with fresh backside?  grin
Then they become single mothers.

I made sure they did not marry irresponsible men. cheesy

noetic:

@ jackal
whats d big deal in marrying a single mother or after2? undecided
some r better than single grls u know


I don't have any problem with anyone marrying single mothers BUT I, Jackal will not marry one.
Overweight sisters(single) don't even have a seat in ma lair let alone single mothers.
Hell. . . . .I will not KISS a single mother(never mind marriage). grin

RedHotChic:

Don't worry about him, he'll know better whenever he finally matures and rid himself of his milk teeth. Life is not black and white.

Let single mothers marry single fathers. . . . . . That i cannot marry one does not mean i have a problem with men marrying them.
Talking about milk teeth. . . . knock the plank in your eyes first before taking the speck in mine out.
Re: Knocked Up! by Gamine(f): 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2008
Thanks RedHOTchic, some of us know better not to rock before The Rock.
Re: Knocked Up! by eldee(m): 4:50pm On Jun 26, 2008
Jackal:

I don't have any problem with anyone marrying single mothers BUT I, Jackal will not marry one.
Overweight sisters(single) don't even have a seat in ma lair let alone single mothers.
Hell. . . . .I will not KISS a single mother(never mind marriage). grin

Let single mothers marry single fathers. . . . . . That i cannot marry one does not mean i have a problem with men marrying them.
Talking about milk teeth. . . . knock the plank in your eyes first before taking the speck in mine out.
With all the sexy singles winking at me grin grin grin
Haba . . . why would I short-change myself?
It's even unfair on the single chicks na

Eldee will not kiss a single mother ooh
I'll give her time to go take care of her lovely kids grin
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2008
eldee:

With all the sexy singles winking at me grin grin grin
Haba . . . why would I short-change myself?
It's even unfair on the single chicks na

Eldee will not kiss a single mother ooh
I'll give her time to go take care of her lovely kids grin

In this land of abundance?? cheesy grin
Africans, Carribeans, Caucasians, Asians with different shapes and sizes??
Why would i stoop so low to leave all 'em beautiful earthlings for baby mommas?? Over me dead body, mate!
Let single moms go for single dads or men who love such women.
I'm outtie. cool
Re: Knocked Up! by Sagamite(m): 5:22pm On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

undecided undecided Too sexist!!!

What is sexist about the statement? Are you saying it is not generally true?

RedHotChic:

Girl, get the ring before you digest the pap because them boys can perform wonders.

But to you this is not sexist?  undecided

I love the way women demand of things from men but yet feels it is inapproraite for men to demand similar from them.  grin grin grin

Equality for most women is for men to drop their priviledges whilst women keep theirs. grin grin grin
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 6:47pm On Jun 26, 2008
I don't have any problem with anyone marrying single mothers [size=16pt]BUT I, Jackal will not marry one.
Overweight sisters(single) don't even have a seat in ma lair let alone single mothers.
Hell. . . . .I will not KISS a single mother
[/size](never mind marriage)

Geez; God save your soul!!!!!
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 6:48pm On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Geez; God save your soul!!!!!

Miss Thang, Are u a single mother of 4??
Why are u so bovvered about the travails of single mothers?
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:12pm On Jun 26, 2008
But to you this is not sexist? Undecided

I love the way women demand of things from men but yet feels it is inapproraite for men to demand similar from them. Grin Grin Grin

Equality for most women is for men to drop their priviledges whilst women keep theirs.
Whatever!
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:13pm On Jun 26, 2008
Miss Thang, Are u a single mother of 4??
Why are u so bovvered about the travails of single mothers?
Because I'm human.
Re: Knocked Up! by Sagamite(m): 7:24pm On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Whatever!

Caught you out, init? tongue grin
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 7:34pm On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

Because I'm human.

Human?
I thunk u were a cyborg!!!!
The way u release odourless farts unnecessarily is inhuman. grin cheesy

Do u still milk cows and drive trucks? tongue
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:35pm On Jun 26, 2008
Human?
I thunk u were a cyborg!!!!
The way u release odourless farts unnecessarily is inhuman. Grin Cheesy

Do u still milk cows and drive trucks?
No, I do escort service. You wanna ride? tongue tongue

Again, every fart i release is very necessary, soothing, healthy and relaxing. Damn, I'm releasing again tongue tongue tongue
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:36pm On Jun 26, 2008
Caught you out, init?
Whatever!!!!
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

No, I do escort service. You want to ride? tongue tongue

Again, every fart i release is very necessary, soothing, healthy and relaxing. Damn, I'm releasing again tongue tongue tongue

Escort service??

I don't mind riding but can i have your bio-stats please.
Age, size, weight, height and vital statistics.
Skin colour, eye colour and hair colour details are also necessary. grin grin

Make sure u don't fart around me. . . . . .U violate, i ma reach in ur mouth n pull your fucking skeleton out. cheesy
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:42pm On Jun 26, 2008

Make sure u don't fart around me. . . . . .You violate, i ma reach in your mouth n pull your fucking skeleton out
I can't assure you that because my nyash can rattle at any minute but never mind because they are usually odorless.
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 7:46pm On Jun 26, 2008
RedHotChic:

I can't assure you that because my nyash can rattle at any minute but never mind because they are usually odorless.

Lets have the stats please. I have got a powerful air freshner.
Don't worry about your hydrogen sulphide farts. grin

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