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Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:34pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Sagamite: I made sure they did not marry irresponsible men. noetic: I don't have any problem with anyone marrying single mothers BUT I, Jackal will not marry one. Overweight sisters(single) don't even have a seat in ma lair let alone single mothers. Hell. . . . .I will not KISS a single mother(never mind marriage). RedHotChic: Let single mothers marry single fathers. . . . . . That i cannot marry one does not mean i have a problem with men marrying them. Talking about milk teeth. . . . knock the plank in your eyes first before taking the speck in mine out. |
Re: Knocked Up! by Gamine(f): 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Thanks RedHOTchic, some of us know better not to rock before The Rock. |
Re: Knocked Up! by eldee(m): 4:50pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Jackal:With all the sexy singles winking at me Haba . . . why would I short-change myself? It's even unfair on the single chicks na Eldee will not kiss a single mother ooh I'll give her time to go take care of her lovely kids |
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
eldee: In this land of abundance?? Africans, Carribeans, Caucasians, Asians with different shapes and sizes?? Why would i stoop so low to leave all 'em beautiful earthlings for baby mommas?? Over me dead body, mate! Let single moms go for single dads or men who love such women. I'm outtie. |
Re: Knocked Up! by Sagamite(m): 5:22pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: What is sexist about the statement? Are you saying it is not generally true? RedHotChic: But to you this is not sexist? I love the way women demand of things from men but yet feels it is inapproraite for men to demand similar from them. Equality for most women is for men to drop their priviledges whilst women keep theirs. |
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 6:47pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
I don't have any problem with anyone marrying single mothers [size=16pt]BUT I, Jackal will not marry one. Geez; God save your soul!!!!! |
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 6:48pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Miss Thang, Are u a single mother of 4?? Why are u so bovvered about the travails of single mothers? |
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:12pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
But to you this is not sexist? UndecidedWhatever! |
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:13pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Miss Thang, Are u a single mother of 4??Because I'm human. |
Re: Knocked Up! by Sagamite(m): 7:24pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Caught you out, init? |
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 7:34pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Human? I thunk u were a cyborg!!!! The way u release odourless farts unnecessarily is inhuman. Do u still milk cows and drive trucks? |
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:35pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Human?No, I do escort service. You wanna ride? Again, every fart i release is very necessary, soothing, healthy and relaxing. Damn, I'm releasing again |
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:36pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Caught you out, init?Whatever!!!! |
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Escort service?? I don't mind riding but can i have your bio-stats please. Age, size, weight, height and vital statistics. Skin colour, eye colour and hair colour details are also necessary. Make sure u don't fart around me. . . . . .U violate, i ma reach in ur mouth n pull your fucking skeleton out. |
Re: Knocked Up! by RedHotChic(f): 7:42pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
I can't assure you that because my nyash can rattle at any minute but never mind because they are usually odorless. |
Re: Knocked Up! by Jackal(m): 7:46pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: Lets have the stats please. I have got a powerful air freshner. Don't worry about your hydrogen sulphide farts. |
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