Ruby_Pearl:

A-40, I was joking

Its all good!!

@stillwater
Jeez .Aight just tell me you are not hairy anything but that

onyinye2:

Ahhh. . . . . shaaarup with all these pathetic lies. You just described your mom then tried to take it back. What a shame. Just a foreshadow of what quality of men there is left in this ratchet world.

*rolls eyes*

She's not my mom in so many ways . . . besides there's nothing bad in wanting a woman who is like your mom in some ways.

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]lmfao singing ***dreams are real, all you have to do it just believe"[/size]

All you have to do is bring her to me. I've seen several variants so i know she's out there somewhere. The dimples are the hardest to find.

davidylan*:

She's not my mom in so many ways . . . besides there's nothing bad in wanting a woman who is like your mom in some ways.

So I leave Nairaland for a few days and greeted with this spew of fantasized lies and idealistic mentalities? What a dog gone shame. Here is someone who goes around talking about how folk are not realistic but turns around to play his part in Romeo and Juliet. Mayne I'm out. Ridiculous and childish posts repulse me.

onyinye2:

So I leave Nairaland for a few days and greeted with this spew of fantasized lies and idealistic mentalities? What a dog gone shame. Here is someone who goes around talking about how folk are not realistic but turns around to play his part in Romeo and Juliet. Mayne I'm out. Ridiculous and childish posts repulse me.

Woooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

@A40
You mean you'll take bad breath over hairy?

Oyinye, are you alright?
something's up you wanna tell me about?
talk to me and stop taking it out on someone else.

onyinye2:

So I leave Nairaland for a few days and greeted with this spew of fantasized lies and idealistic mentalities? What a dog gone shame. Here is someone who goes around talking about how folk are not realistic but turns around to play his part in Romeo and Juliet. Mayne I'm out. Ridiculous and childish posts repulse me.

wow girl! that was some outburst

can't stand men with bad breathe and those that sweat profusely
can't stand pot bellies
only one of us has the right to be pregnant

davidylan*:

All you have to do is bring her to me. I've seen several variants so i know she's out there somewhere. The dimples are the hardest to find.

[size=13pt]what is so special in dimples,a lot people re crazy about it
This girl fit description but she's have igbo/Liberia , and i think she's taken

na wa oooo can't people just get along, it obvious david was joking[/size]

So I leave the room for a few seconds and I'm greeted with fighting.
Wow!! It's getting hot in here.

onyinye2:

So I leave Nairaland for a few days and greeted with this spew of fantasized lies and idealistic mentalities? What a dog gone shame. Here is someone who goes around talking about how folk are not realistic but turns around to play his part in Romeo and Juliet. Mayne I'm out. Ridiculous and childish posts repulse me.

A fishbone down your neck or something?
Nah i refuse the temptation to give you a proper dressing down that you deserve.

Just a warning . . . i'm expecting an apology for bringing my parents into this issue. That was not just disrespectful, it was uncalled for, rude and frankly stupid. I have never mentioned your parents, i'D expect you extend that same restraint to me.
Your apology is anticipated.

Oh no, don't refuse!!! Gosh I'm bored and I need some action

stillwater:

Oh no, don't refuse!!! Gosh I'm bored and I need some action

Me too!!
Go David go!!

It's so sad how some ppl can't respect other people's parent like they want theirs to be respected.
Bringing my mother into an issue that does not concern her is the biggest mistake any idiot can make.

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]what is so special in dimples,a lot people re crazy about it
This girl fit description but she's have igbo/Liberia , and i think she's taken
[/size]

Man, the first time i saw a girl with real deep dimples was 7 years ago, i fell in love so hard i hurt my head.  

stillwater:

Oh no, don't refuse!!! Gosh I'm bored and I need some action

that would be dignifying a child with a response. When she grows up she can come back and tell me about my own father.

Okija i no dey go anywhere.

[size=13pt]hehehe na wa ooooooooo
Have only seen two people that re crazy over dimples, you and my bestfriend [/size]

I need a guy with good dress sense. I can't stand a guy who cannot dress for the life of me. It's my biggest peeve in a man. I have more but this one has taken all the energy out of me.

Dimples are cute but not that electrifying

stillwater:

Oh no, don't refuse!!! Gosh I'm bored and I need some action

Right? I tell you this thread na the spot.

stillwater:

Woooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

@A40
You mean you'll take bad breath over hairy?

Both suck but at least Listerine and Colgate can temporarily work on bad breath have you not seen chics with facial hair,hair on their boobies eeewwww

dimples are just cute on a woman, i cant explain the attraction myself. Just the same way women fall head over heels for men with abs.

A-40:

Both suck but at least Listerine and Colgate can temporarily work on bad breath have you not seen chics with facial hair,hair on their boobies eeewwww

Shaving powder/Veet also works on body hair.

Guys that wear too much jewelries. even jewelries at all is a turn off.

Guys that goes to the store to buy w/e and forgets to grab a belt

Guys with flat b

chubby hands

too much muscles, ^{moderate thyself}

hairy face

hairy nose

hairy stomach

hairy chest.

matter of fact, hairiness is not cute

stingy men

lazy men

long nails

hairy crotch

perfectly round head/ shiny scalp

dried lips

dry and hard hands

more. . . . . to come

Okija_juju:

Shaving powder/Veet also works on body hair.

unless this person immerses their entire body in Veet every 4 days, No.

Okija_juju:

Shaving powder/Veet also works on body hair.

Not really. women with too much hair keep shaving and the hair keeps becoming longer until they can't go a week without shaving. It's a cummulative thing

A-40:

Both suck but at least Listerine and Colgate can temporarily work on bad breath have you not seen chics with facial hair,hair on their boobies eeewwww

What if the person has halitosis then listerine and colgate have not much effect. Hair can be shaven off or laser surgery can be used to remove it if its that bad.

I keep seeing hair on boobies. gosh, do women actually have that?

davidylan*:

that would be dignifying a child with a response. When she grows up she can come back and tell me about my own father.

I agree. The child needs to grow up FAST

A-40:

Both suck but at least Listerine and Colgate can temporarily work on bad breath have you not seen chics with facial hair,hair on their boobies eeewwww

What's wrong with that? Is it their fault?

Ruby_Pearl:

Guys that wear too much jewelries. even jewelries at all is a turn off.

Guys that goes to the store to buy w/e and forgets to grab a belt

Guys with flat b

chubby hands

too much muscles, ^{moderate thyself}

hairy face

hairy nose

hairy stomach

hairy chest.

matter of fact, hairiness is not cute

stingy men

lazy men

long nails

hairy crotch

perfectly round head/ shiny scalp

dried lips

dry and hard hands

more. . . . . to come

I can understand the rest but jewelleries?? Are you talking bout blings and stuff or even a moderate necklace and a bracelet.

Ruby_Pearl:

I keep seeing hair on boobies. gosh, do women actually have that?

Like hells yeah. I have even seen hairs around the nipples. Ewww!! Nasty!! Gross!!

Ruby_Pearl:

[s]Guys that wear too much jewelries. even jewelries at all is a turn off.[/s]

[s]Guys that goes to the store to buy w/e and forgets to grab a belt [/s]

Guys with flat b

chubby hands

too much muscles, ^{moderate thyself}

hairy face

hairy nose

hairy stomach

hairy chest.

matter of fact, hairiness is not cute

stingy men

lazy men

long nails

hairy crotch

perfectly round head/ shiny scalp

dried lips

dry and hard hands

more. . . . . to come

this list na wa.

Okija_juju:

Like hells yeah. I have even seen hairs around the nipples. Ewww!! Nasty!! Gross!!

that must look horrible. Sometimes you wonder if those women are just not bothered. I saw a woman with a moustache once, i had to restrain myself from laughing.

Do you know how annoying it is when I see a dude with necklace on? not the small one o, but the big nasty looking ones.
Why the wrist chain? kilode? You be female?

But I love those shell necklace on a dude, or the ones tht are not made from silver, gold, or anything that shines.
My friend has this leatherish looking necklace, with some wood designs on it. so hot.

But those "bling bling" gets on my last nerves. to make it worst, they wear earrings with it. Let me not even talk about the nose piercing and eyebrow piercing. wdh?

Okija_juju:

Like hells yeah. I have even seen hairs around the nipples. Ewww!! Nasty!! Gross!!

Ewwwwwwwwwww. . . are there even hair follicles there? Oh my gosh - I have to find out more about this. Maybe it's a condition!