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Re: A Thread For Catholics by woky: 6:06pm On Dec 05, 2013
chukwudi44: wow.am just finding out that sal c is female
CHUKWUDI NWANNEM TO SEE YOU HERE NA WAEC
Re: A Thread For Catholics by woky: 6:07pm On Dec 05, 2013
Tony u too dy peep
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 6:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
woky: CHUKWUDI NWANNEM TO SEE YOU HERE NA WAEC

na Jamb i de write
Re: A Thread For Catholics by woky: 6:18pm On Dec 05, 2013
chukwudi44: grin grin grin grin grin

na Jamb i de write
wish you exam success grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Harmvirus(f): 6:21pm On Dec 05, 2013
Rich4god: Happy to see you on this thread my sister. But I hope this your virus is not going to harm us.
lolz..it is just a name cheesy thanks
Sal C:
Welcome dear Harmvirus, we are happy to have you around. Feel free in this home and be blessed dear.
Thanks.
[quote author=woky] welcm sis.
Thanks
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 6:26pm On Dec 05, 2013
chukwudi44: wow.am just finding out that sal c is female
My brother na so we see am.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 6:40pm On Dec 05, 2013
LOL @woky. @Mummy SAL C i sight you. Shebi i'm your first son
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 7:02pm On Dec 05, 2013
Sal C:
It is up to you to decide son.
What say ya?
You know say I too dey eat... So if you get additional child that mean say my ration go reduce... So... You know wetin I mean na...
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 7:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
FrancisTony: LOL @woky. @Mummy SAL C i sight you. Shebi i'm your first son
Which kyn claim be this. You no even claim unborn child, na first son... You dey contest my position.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 7:19pm On Dec 05, 2013
FrancisTony: LOL @woky. @Mummy SAL C i sight you. Shebi i'm your first son
LOL
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 7:22pm On Dec 05, 2013
Rich4god: You know say I too dey eat... So if you get additional child that mean say my ration go reduce... So... You know wetin I mean na...
hehehehe
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2013
Rich4god: Which kyn claim be this. You no even claim unborn child, na first son... You dey contest my position.
I jus dey laff
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 9:37pm On Dec 05, 2013
Kamsy10: Normally I don't criticize churches, I just walk away from a church when I hear sermons that are hypocritical and certainly meant for selfish interests.
People that criticize the catholic church apparently dont know jack about the catholic church.
For me I am a catholic who once left the faith and joined other churches to see if there's a better church.Note I was a devoted worker in each church I went but after hearing and learning the stuff some of those pastors preach, MEHN, I quietly went back to the catholic faith. Catholic might have some shortcomings but it's unrivalled compared to the churches I've been to. I'm so happy I retraced my steps.

Here are some of the lies you'll hear from the pulpit:



1. Tithe/offering will take you to heaven since we live in the new testament now and God keeps no record of sins. Therefore tithe/offering is what really matters now.
(Meanwhile tithing was ONLY mentioned in the old testament)
2. If you need a job, car, child etc and you're not tithing, God will not bless you. (False)
(Haba. Even pro.sti.tutes get pregnant and have children.Many CEOs don't even go to church not to talk of tithe.Rom9:15 says 'I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy,...etc. Matt 7:7 says ask and you shall receive. Check with the richest men in the world. Again pastors have to chose which one to emphasize and which ones not to. I don't blame them sha)

3. If you tithe, you cant be sick, loose your job, get into an accident or get robbed.
(So why do they run to the bank immediately after collecting tithes and offerings to avoid robbery. And they travel oversees for medical checkups, and fly jets and move around with heavy security guards)

4. God asked me to do this, God asked me to do that . Even to the point that God asked them to divorce and marry another one.
(1cor 6:9 says no adulterer shall see the kingdom of God. God has asked you to marry and divorce 2times and heading for the third one)

5. We now live in the new testament, the old testament doesn't count anymore. so dress however you like, men perm your hair if you like to church, youths can fornicate and it doesn't count, girls can come to church naked if it makes them comfortable, just do whatever you like, since Christ has died, you don't have any problem. We now live under grace.
(ok. so why is tithe the center of the sermon everyday knowing that tithe was only mentioned in the old testament. The funny part is the same pastors will say you should not add or remove from the word of God)

6. We are the true Christians, we're emulating Christ, we're Christ-like cos we're born again.
(ok. so why is this rule not applicable to the jet flying pastors. Last time I checked, Christ didn't have a private jet and he drove those who were turning the church into a money making venture but alas our pastors will be identifying with politicians so they too can get a brown envelope. Instead of preaching to them to help create employment for the jobless youths in the church, they simply shower prayers for them and collect offering. Doesn't sound like what the Christ I know will do)

7. Christ was very rich and he wore an expensive robe that is why they cast lots on his robe to decide who should have it.
(ok. Even if the robe was expensive, so your definition of a rich man is a person who has one expensive robe. Why fabricating lies such as these against Christ just to justify the acquisition of an aircraft.

8. We need jets cos we're spreading the gospel to china,japan,america etc
(How come all your pastors in those countries are not able to run the branches for you and then report to you. I guess you're the only one called by God. Nothing is wrong with visting once in a while. Why travelling there every week or month as the case may be or are you worried about them not giving you proper account of the money they're collecting.
Also I used to think they were actually converting the indigenes of those countries, but I discovered that in most of those churches,its mostly their tribal people that actually worship there. In other words,you'll only find only Africans there. Note: I've been to a few countries,and they've bn the same so far)


9.Catholics are doing confessions, blessing holy water, burning incense, worshipping images, and giving holy communion, therefore they are hell bound.
(Why do they have counseling sessions on a particular day of the week where the member tells them about his past life and and how they want God to forgive them and they want to turn a new live and They pray for him/her. Sorry that is not confession, it is called counseling. Did I mention that they carry the stickers of their pastor and his family on their cars, pictures in their homes, offices EVEN ON THEIR BIBLES. Did I mention that they now bless and give holy communion. Confirm from redeemed and winners chapel.
Also they bless handkerchiefs and carry them around like juju or otumokpor

10. God told me to start my own church that's why I started this church
( No problem but why do you become a stumbling block when one of your pastors receives the same vision and wants to start his own. Some even go as far as cursing the person. )



My point is "the last day will be full of surprises but I pray that God will have mercy on all of us" AMEN
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 10:56pm On Dec 05, 2013
@Kamsy10... Good to have you in our midst... ehm.. Sal C n M-G... Mk una come do una work.
Damerry n Mr Aladin... Am viewing u guys wit my night google.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by damerry(m): 11:03pm On Dec 05, 2013
My soul glorifies the lord, my spirit rejoice in God my saviour.
Hi brethren. God bless us all
@ Kamsy, funny post up Der. ^^^
All na end time things. We should be weary of false prophets
Re: A Thread For Catholics by italo: 11:06pm On Dec 05, 2013
Good evening brothers and sisters.

I love you all.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 11:13pm On Dec 05, 2013
Who can tell me who this cardinals are...?Hint... The are called by a special name and they are called together for a special tanks.

Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:25pm On Dec 05, 2013
Rich4god: Who can tell me who this cardinals are...?
It will require going to vatican before we can answer this one.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:27pm On Dec 05, 2013
Rich4god: @Kamsy10... Good to have you in our midst... ehm.. Sal C n M-G... Mk una come do una work.
Damerry n Mr Aladin... Am viewing u guys wit my night google.
Son me you are still awake?
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
@ Kamsy10 you are highly welcome here. Trust you will stop by often. Remain blessed dear.

Please don't let the issue of protestants worry you.

M G...............
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:32pm On Dec 05, 2013
italo: Good evening brothers and sisters.

I love you all.
You are really scarce these days.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:34pm On Dec 05, 2013
damerry: My soul glorifies the lord, my spirit rejoice in God my saviour.
Hi brethren. God bless us all
@ Kamsy, funny post up Der. ^^^
All na end time things. We should be weary of false prophets
Bless you too.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 12:01am On Dec 06, 2013
Sal C: Son me you are still awake?
Na me be king of night vigil now.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 12:03am On Dec 06, 2013
Rich4god: Na me be king of night vigil now.
Hmmm
Re: A Thread For Catholics by italo: 4:57am On Dec 06, 2013
Sal C: You are really scarce these days.

Na work, my dear.

And the small time I spend on nairaland is on the war front. Lol
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Nobody: 8:07am On Dec 06, 2013
italo:

Na work, my dear.

And the small time I spend on nairaland is on the war front. Lol
LOL. O ga oo, chris Okotie and his brouhaha. Good Morning sir and brethrens anyways
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Richieboyn: 8:32am On Dec 06, 2013
Gdmrn all kiss M.G m using airtel too na, but dem nor do me nothing.

Meanwhile I heard Mandela is dead, R.I.P to him.

By the way, this is what this girl had to say about his death

Re: A Thread For Catholics by try69: 9:09am On Dec 06, 2013
Good morning brethren!
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:14am On Dec 06, 2013
italo:

Na work, my dear.

And the small time I spend on nairaland is on the war front. Lol
Lol
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:17am On Dec 06, 2013
Richieboyn: Gdmrn all kiss M.G m using airtel too na, but dem nor do me nothing.

Meanwhile I heard Mandela is dead, R.I.P to him.

By the way, this is what this girl had to say about his death
R.I.P to him.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 11:20am On Dec 06, 2013
try69: Good morning brethren!
A fine morning to you dear and every other person in the house.
Re: A Thread For Catholics by Rich4god(m): 2:19pm On Dec 06, 2013
Rich4god: Who can tell me who this cardinals are...?Hint... The are called by a special name and they are called together for a special tanks.
My quetion still awaits an answer...

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