pellycute: the voic wil definately sound sweet to one..buh wen u pour t out to dose boys..dey'll tel u to stop or t aches deir ears ..imajyine!

#rule no.2 of serenading

after testing the voice out in the bathroom, try it on a relation before you proceed to your guy

pellycute: ah am lah.

really

I could help out in that department...no be only tips on serenading I get talent

rigormortis: do this dumb h03s even know the meaning of serenade?................some will probably think its an agreement to pay before s3x............................

but for the few less dumb ones, they might just serenade you with

1. chop my your money

2. throw it in the bag

3. every other dumb song used by ignorant musicians to deceive them into living in their own elusive utopian self mastubatrily narcisstic world

Nna mehnnn!....who do u this thing? e no go better for that person. sorry e ye? should I selenaid you?

Thats why I love my babe die, she dey always make me happy with one song like dat n she can rap too. I love you Amara

y-fo:


#rule no.2 of serenading

after testing the voice out in the bathroom, try it on a relation before you proceed to your guy

hehe! I neva knew dis .. Wats d 3rd rule..

y-fo:


really

I could help out in that department...no be only tips on serenading I get talent

name dem, erm!i mean ur talents..lehs c.

adaobi123: I can. I do it to Afam all the time.

Hmmmm...so Afam is the one! .

Eeeerm....if he dies, will you consider me?

Danhumprey: A naija gal serenading her lover? That means somebody fit lick elephant's assss. Naija gals with their shy tendency? That one no fit happen.

. Not all...I can proudly say am nt shy..nt evri body is as long as I ve got wot it takes but u can trust me when e com 2 class matta na 2 sit sure pass oo...oya hit mehhttp://www.nairaland.com/smileys/wink.gif

kebank: . Not all...I can proudly say am nt shy..nt evri body is as long as I ve got wot it takes but u can trust me when e com 2 class matta na 2 sit sure pass oo...oya hit mehhttp://www.nairaland.com/smileys/wink.gif

Interesting. Tell me more. How bold are you?

rigormortis: do this dumb h03s even know the meaning of serenade?................some will probably think its an agreement to pay before s3x............................

but for the few less dumb ones, they might just serenade you with

1. chop my your money

2. throw it in the bag

3. every other dumb song used by ignorant musicians to deceive them into living in their own elusive utopian self mastubatrily narcisstic world

Chai.., now i knw wats the cause of ur bitterness.

Babes, abeg, make una pity dis guy..., serenade, or serenalina for him.

lynpetra:



Ok.sure won't make that mistake again.But am on front page.
#breaks down in tears.

ish i'v nt serenaded u & ur already in tears, what wld hapen when i start d serenade......i cn only imagine :*

mymz:

Nna mehnnn!....who do u this thing? e no go better for that person. sorry e ye? should I selenaid you?

don't waste saliva cursing, baby gyel nobody did shi+ to me, I have probably broken more hearts than a quack heart surgeon even though always make it clear from the start that I am not into all the long term shiiii for now, I cant be heartbroken, its not in my genes.

I just like stating facts, most naija girls are just too ignorant for my liking.....I mean they talk so shallow when you try to have a meaning conversation, then they turn around and talk about marriage when you only wanna tangle and go....

I mean just trying to start a relationship with them is like meeting your future ex....she is gonna bore you at the end...............

the worst thing is when you call it quits and delete numbers and tell her in a gentlemanly way that her time is up, then she starts yelling about all the shiii she has done for you!!!!.......and the only thing being that she just opened her l3gs for you to take a piss swim.........I am not comfortable accepting gifts from girls so I am the one who houses, feeds, clothes and fvcks this ignorant b3_aches, don't I have the right to call it quits in peace if shiii aint working out.....give a guy a break!

but then when I am currently with any one, I make sure I treat her like a lady, (not all that hug her from behind shi+ !!!!!puppy love shiiii....... I would rather smash her from behind instead of hugging...)....I mean take her places she has never been in her broke a55 life fvck her good, surprise her with gifts.....you know....just like a grown a55 man would...I do things my way.

I almost fell in love last December though.....you know.......all these English pvssies and wet and pink they can be down there.................

but I came back home and the heat made me forget about all thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so beybey don't tryna curse nobody

I got 99 problems things to do and being serenaded by a froggy coarse money hungry naija gyel.....(not you darling...I mean them!) aint one.......................

respects to jay z

nyere84: Chai.., now i knw wats the cause of ur bitterness.

Babes, abeg, make una pity dis guy..., serenade, or serenalina for him.

haha very funny....you always look for ways to lemme know you are still stalking me.....ok now you have my attention..........I am in Abuja right now....why don't drag your scurvy curvy a55 to my address an lemme give you the bizness in new positions you never knew was possible.

you can even bring a friend......I take you and her and put those pvssies on a pedestal

rigormortis:


haha very funny....you always look for ways to lemme know you are still stalking me.....ok now you have my attention..........I am in Abuja right now....why don't drag your scurvy curvy a55 to my address an lemme give you the bizness in new positions you never knew was possible.

you can even bring a friend......I take you and her and put those pvssies on a pedestal

Noisemaker!

pellycute: hehe! I neva knew dis .. Wats d 3rd rule..

...more tips @ y-fo.com

pellycute: name dem, erm!i mean ur talents..lehs c.

I'm not the bragging type so for my qualifications please see; Ada, Ann, Anabel, Beatrice, Bella, Blessing, Caro, Chandice, Chidinma....and many more

Ishilove:
I'm sure you would.

*clears throat*

"If you marry taxi driver,

I don't care

If you marry railway driver

I don't care

If you marry motor driver

I don't care..."



Wow, the birds outside my window have stopped singing. I wonder why...

Well done you don try, my head don swell I'm so happy

[sub][/sub]I will serenade when i find him :DI

Wooh.... Naija girls can try dat serenading thing bt bad only 5% can do dat with confidence... De 95% will make it an xcuse to show deir whole mouth to you in the name of laughing... Lol

lynpetra:


Noisemaker!

ok then....write my name and submit it to the headmaster, he cant do more than flog me...........no be today

y-fo:


booze and sports we do for "me" time


making more money we do for u women

God bless your bro...... We work very hard for our ladies...we gats grab da cheez so that they'll be comfortable and happy.... We need Booze and Sports to keep body n Soul together!

axion:
Well done you don try, my head don swell I'm so happy

O axion...

Ishilove:
O axion...

lmao the picture in your profile page is too funny

axion:
lmao the picture in your profile page is too funny

Yeah I know

y-fo:


...more tips @ y-fo.com

aiite dear

y-fo:


I'm not the bragging type so for my qualifications please see; Ada, Ann, Anabel, Beatrice, Bella, Blessing, Caro, Chandice, Chidinma....and many more

hehe ,girls wid dese sweet sweet english names... I hear u o, wee ask..

[color=#006600][/color][b][/b]Pls what SERENADE.............aint gat no dico over here.

Serenade indeed. Maybe if they need cash from th e guy they'll do that, only a few can do that for her guy

Heloo,sum1 wanna chat with