Please this is a true life story....

Due to de Christian doctrine of NO-SEX-BEFORE-MARRIAGE, a brother in a church married an acclaimed sister in the same church & after de white wedding, the man discovered that his wife's PRIVATE PART is as wide as RIVER NILE,deep as the RED SEA due to her affairs with men. Now, de trust is gone because he met de lady in de church & she has been putting on long skirt & blowse.PLEASE IF YOU ARE TO BE THE BROTHER,WHAT ARE U GOING TO DO?

Wisdom-Me:
Please this is a true life story....

Due to de Christian doctrine of NO-SEX-BEFORE-MARRIAGE, a brother in a church married an acclaimed sister in the same church & after de white wedding, the man discovered that his wife's PRIVATE PART is as wide as RIVER NILE,deep as the RED SEA due to her affairs with men. Now, de trust is gone because he met de lady in de church & she has been putting on long skirt & blowse.PLEASE IF YOU ARE TO BE THE BROTHER,WHAT ARE U GOING TO DO?

For better, for worse!

alutacontinua:

For better, for worse!

what if he wia 2 be ur broda?

He can always go anal with her.

Wisdom-Me:
what if he wia 2 be ur broda?

Dt's d same tin I wld tell him.
They shld look for ways to tighten it. It can't be dt bad!

Marriage is 4 beta 4 worse he should just try nd forgive d gal because God is nt intereseted in divorce

funmi4love: Marriage is 4 beta 4 worse he should just try nd forgive d gal because God is nt intereseted in divorce

ok oooo bt

pasqal09: He can always go anal with her.

till how long?

What happen to exercise?woah this case is serious

Wisdom-Me:
till how long?

As long as he wants na

The husband must be feelin paranoid.is the situation that bad?

Annie2gud: The husband must be feelin paranoid.is the situation that bad?

As wide as RIVER NILE & as DEEP as de RED SEA

Abeg make I hear word! Everybody has a past! Will the brother say he hasn't b.anged a whole lot of gals before he met her Did the girl ever tell him she was a virgin? Did he marry the girl because of her virginity? HYPOCRITE!!!

Aizebioje: Abeg make I hear word! Everybody has a past! Will the brother say he hasn't b.anged a whole lot of gals before he met her Did the girl ever tell him she was a virgin? Did he marry the girl because of her virginity? HYPOCRITE!!!

bros we aren't talking about virginity stuff here.. The issue is the girl's honeypot has slack and is too deep..... The guy might not have expected her to be a V. but not too wide as i'm imagining.
And more so if he had met him in a club i wouldn't be surprise, but in the church wey she dey put on long skirt.
Long Skirt, Wide Pu.ssy

Lmao @ skirt and blouse...



BTW, Op move your topic to joke section

Do we all forget that this is the same place where babies come out through Nd it still goes back to almost-normal!

I repeat, it can't be dt bad!
Op's just exaggerating his tale by moonlight!

Aizebioje: Abeg make I hear word! Everybody has a past! Will the brother say he hasn't b.anged a whole lot of gals before he met her Did the girl ever tell him she was a virgin? Did he marry the girl because of her virginity? HYPOCRITE!!!

nobody is talking abt virginity bt @ least de lady's private part supposed 2 be normal as in moderate. What if de girl was a prostitute & wen she thought abt marriage, she den ran into de church as most girls do?

Wonderful

Aizebioje: Abeg make I hear word! Everybody has a past! Will the brother say he hasn't b.anged a whole lot of gals before he met her Did the girl ever tell him she was a virgin? Did he marry the girl because of her virginity? HYPOCRITE!!!

Thats the only word you people understand on Nileraaaland - Hypocrite..

Guys like you would readily beat the lady to coma... and then come to Nileraaaland to form "saint", "I-can-accomodate-anything-even-if-shes-an-hermaphrodite"


I'm not surprised though Thats what y'all say on Nile-raaaland.

He should find a medical means of tighten the vG it can be down.tell him to continue with his wife.there is no angel in a man or woman form out there so he should transform his demon to an angel.period...

madone: He should find a medical means of tighten the vG it can be down.tell him to continue with his wife.there is no angel in a man or woman form out there so he should transform his demon to an angel.period...

what of de trust?

Wisdom-Me:
what of de trust?

everyone has a past either good or bad. It will be bad for him to kill her becos she had a rough past, moreover trust is not bought but earned,he should give her some chance to build her life again or why is he a Christian. If he divorces her, he ll divorce another woman soon.

Maybe the brother's joystick is not big enough, I recommend joystick enlargement

Op,you must be the husband.with the vivid description u pointed out. My candid advise is,Tell her to do alot of exercise.and she shud abstain from s*x.

This is not funny@abbey.

Annie2gud: Op,you must be the husband.with the vivid description u pointed out. My candid advise is,Tell her to do alot of exercise.and she shud abstain from s*x.

Lols, am nt de husband.

alutacontinua:

Dt's d same tin I wld tell him.
They shld look for ways to tighten it. It can't be dt bad!

u dnt knw wat u are sayin..jus kip xpressin urxef,anyway u wont undastnd d dude ...

Dear lord,pls arrest this situation.

I think zuko is tryin to tell us his xpirience.what are you not tryin to tel us?

Wisdom-Me:
nobody is talking abt virginity bt @ least de lady's private part supposed 2 be normal as in moderate. What if de girl was a prostitute & wen she thought abt marriage, she den ran into de church as most girls do?

Op, are you the bro, help her to look for solution on how to tighten it. Goodluck and happy married life

Annie2gud: I think zuko is tryin to tell us his xpirience.what are you not tryin to tel us?

lolz...u wish!....am nt tryin 2 tel u any xperience plz..y'all shud jus undastnd d dude dats all

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