ok where is everyone

blu

kay

vesc

kill

sino


tgurl


and every other reg


don't y'all know its dangerous leaving me to my own devices ?

Blaze. Jump off a cliff & make my day. Your granny is gone & as much as I'd like to tell you otherwise, you're not inhuman, insensitive or any of the rich terms you used. Don't get me wrong, you still are an embodiment of all those succinct and apt descriptions, just not on account of granny's demise. Besides knowing you plus the fact that grandma is paternal, I'd bet my left leg she's almost eighty. If there's anything like a timely death. . . .

I almost forgot. Blaze, totally for my pleasure, you may lock yourself & drink into a stupor, show up at work after a week & be informed you've been relieved of your duties. You punch the news bearer in the face & in a bid to escape the law you & your blackbird do 180km/hr, in the air for a few blissful seconds while major events of your life flash by your mind before you kiss the aqua under the 3rd mainland bridge. You know I love you, right?

The dogs bark at the moon
No fault of the moon here
The dogs bark all the time

The above is a paraphrased middle-eastern poem I read somewhere. I wanna know what you fellas think about it. I mean what do you infer from it?

ariblaze rants at the world

no fault of the world here

ariblaze rants all the time





thanks for the advice

but sorry, i cant take it

you have listen to biggie's ten crack commandments?

it my 10 rants commandment

never get high on your own supply

thus i cant practice the advice you suggested cos its originally from me

its same as getting high on my own supply

Proper naija boy. Squirm your way out of treatment. I'll catch you later. Nice take on the poem. But the world doesn't revolve around your butt, dude.

lol. . . . . . .nice one

in more ways than you can imagine

you nailed me with that statement

for the record, dont forget your inter science

its ariblaze's butt aka sun surrounded by the revolving planets

did you skip the class?

Yeah. Musta missed that class. No wonder I didn't get it when our teacher was comparing solar flares to a giant ariblazing butt farting helium and hydrogen. It's all coming back to me now. Why don't you supernova and liberate the milky way of these meddling humanoids.

blaze i understand wat u feeling now
lost three close relatives n had to stop myself from laughing


i didnt know wat to do
not that i didnt like them
diff people deal with loss differently

hi blaze
hi V
hi blu
hi everybody else

Signing in. . . .

I'll save a shot of tequila for yer granny, blaze. I'm sure she's in heaven now, smiling up at our Rant thread (and yes, heaven is below, not above us. Them pastors have got it wrong.)

Behold, Kay! Bastion of spirituality and spiritual knowledge.

@bluespice

thanks. . .

you always remain

my person


@kay9

word!!!!

i don tire!!!!!

haba this week alone

Monday i spent over 6hours in traffic

and thus dint get home till the early hours

of Tuesday

yesterday another crazy day

got home a few minutes to 12


wetin dey this lagos sef

what is the pull lagos offers

shuoo na everyone get car for this town

follow your staff buses damn it


i am writing a petition to Lagos state government

copying the federal government

a petition recommending that

everyone above 35 should be forced out of lagos

everyone below 23 should be forced out of lagos

everyone with more than one car, should be taxed

for every other car

color schemes should be used with regards

to cars that move on certain days

cars older than 3years should be forced out of lagos

if your head office doesnt have to be in lagos

due to proximity of the ports,then move it out of lagos

if your work can be done online

then you dont have to appear at work in person

power bikes should have the right of way

and lastly whenever i am running home late

5star accommodations should be provided for me with the option

of not going to work the next day

ps:vesc

i see you are online

if you gimmie any smart remark

i would rip your spine out of your body

whilst you are alive

Oooooh. I almost thought you were gonna rip it out my corpse. I shudder at the thought. Thank you for having mercy, no clothes emperor.

lol
u guys r my favs on NL i swear
muah!

yes im very emotional rite now
i need a drink
kay how about u hit me up lets down some tequila shots

no one should ask me why

Hi ariblaze
hi kay9
hi blue
hi everybody,
Totally lost touch wiv dis realm of virtual naija. Blaze sorry about ur granny. . .
Im sure i've got a thausand and 1 rants but they are just gamboling in my cerebral cortex.Men i cant kill myself o.Was made the chairman of a 14 man comittee with 2 functnal members i.e me and the secretary.How can 2 ppl manage more than a thausand trouble studded,solutn cravn and expo oriented prospective students? God knows im doing my best, missd classes and wrote test without study.Yeah benefits right? Got lots of cash i cant spend, and will acct for each penny spent, why and for what! I will turture them myself if over 80% of them are not admitted.

Lol. Oops!

you guyz are the bomb 

my ranting days are here again
just got a big blow from a jerk
am sure he dont know i can kill him over and over in this thread
draw the blood from his high aristocratic bone
just by the smooth typing on my keyboard
i would show him the nerdd

just wanna lay this out a little

Revenge is sweet when it’s a poor pillow being plumed to bits
Sweetest when its you in my emotion hardened grip
Every hurtful word said to me
Back to u in dues deeper and mean
Causing far more emotional wreck
Strong enough to break your pride filled neck
No psychology can hypnotize you out of this hurt
It will burn forever intensely and hot

Wasn’t it just a pass-time filly?
Too bad it turned us villains
Ready to take out each other
In a bloodless coup of burning emotion
Tit for tat . . . . . till we get ourselves far spent
And we are sedated by the lingering wound of hurt
Knowing we’d toll back our own turn
but mine is forever strong
Bastard!!

@sino thanks


princesca. . . . lady of rage

bring the pain in !!!!!!!!!

thanks Ariblaze. . . . . . just wanna release my pent up fury a little

ever wanted to tell an "i told you so" here is how mine goes

Cry on my shoulder, broken one
Lay them bare, the pain that hurts
Let me lighten the weighing load
Come on friend, let them go

I would cry them crocodile tears for you
Bear with you the status of a fool
Isn’t friends 4 d bad and the good?
Though no one said it had to be genuine

Enough with the tears, don’t create an annoying mood
I know I warned, he was up to no good
He was your star, your sun and your moon
So  with this plea in your eyes . . . . .  uhm . . I still can’t resist
I must say the truth: ‘I told you so’. . . . There! That was a relief
Like I just let go a burning pee!

Hey! Don’t blame me, am not a wicked soul
It just helps to prove that I will always know
And you’d always receive the recalcitrant blow
so quit playing the betrayed role

If we no longer get to be friend
Yeah well, am off! Let go of of my skirt

thats was a releif

a certain degree of scum/filth

seems to have invaded this site

albeit via the romance thread twice my attention was drawn

to certain posts. . .which i found childish,disheartening and downright absurd

i think its time we unleashed a few on mannerism on this louts. . . . in the meantime

me i have gone to look for wahala. . . .spoiling for a fight(cant blame me am bored)


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-287057.0.html#msg4067911

i couldnt agree more blaze

You were wasting time and energy starting that thread, blaze. I don't even bother with high-winded crap like that, complete waste of valuable internet resources. But i do wish the slowpoke would just miss road and mistakenly wander into the Rant thread lemme give him a liddle piece of good old faithful - walahi, a good dose of our six of the best will definitely set his nogging straight.

kay9 his /their coming here would be an annihilation

and no fun atall, its fun when you take it to the enemy on his own turf

they feel settled and in control

big mistake !!!!

lol kay will u do us the honours?

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

*sigh of relief*

now I feel better.

sweetheart wats wrong?

bluespice:

sweetheart wats wrong?

sup baybee? 

I wasn't impressed by the attitude of someone. But i feel better now. 

oh, okay
i was about to jump off a cliff