what has cliff got to do with it?

ariblaze:

what has cliff got to do with it?

It's all Love

Grrr! Wandered into that section once,to tell u guyz da truth was lookn 4 a good advice but alas! What i got quadrupld my emosional stress. Aint no saint but shit! there is a limit to what you post 4 public consumption. I leave em to their concience thats if they've got any. . . . . .
Alaba boys are gettn on me nerves, yep thought they were cool and fast with fixn stuff,this is d 3rd week and me laptop? still no sign of change.Paid on d spot, d tin go work? I askd, no worry come back 4 evening i go don work am finish. Arrrgh! Im loosing it in dis guys shop o. . . . Ooops! Pls some1 call d paramedics i think i jst stabd him in d head with a soldring iron.

shoot em shoot em shoot em

oh pls pump some generous amount of liquid metal into the bummers' heads

that said blaze i have a new write-up tell me wat u think
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-287789.0.html

and blaze its rude to come between two lovers

Hey y'all. Miss y'all. Catch y'all larer. Lol

@ Ari, pele o.

who's ms tickles?

Em em em, i think ms tickles is em em em u know now she is ms tickles

sino:

Em em em, i think ms tickles is em em em u know now she is ms tickles

What's with all these stammering? Speak if you are going to and make sense!

Ms Tickles is a newbie. Anybody got a problem with that?

Why is everyone so angry around here

Ori yin ti fokasibe!

wat does that mean tubabie?

Hi blaze
hi blue
hi tubabie, i'm angry with you!

tubabie:

Why is everyone so angry around here

That's a silly question. Anger is what we do here, we come here when we are angry -  ANGRY!! Happy people don't come here; they go to places like Romance and Family and other such shitty places. Talk to Tgirl, she knows places like that. And, BTW, would you PLEASE answer Blue's question?? 

P.S:Where da Bleep is V??

Me think someone has got an attitude,im trying hard not to stammer and make sense or not to make sense and stammer @kay i hail ya, i've got no probs with a newbie,im jst trying to have fun while angry and have got more reasons to be angry-ASUU strike is a blessing hehehehe

Howdy compadres? Someone call my name? I been sneezin' from Delaware to Monte Carlo. What's cookin' up in this here salon? Anybody got any thang for a good ol bounty hunter? Mighty odd that y'all can't detect that happy and familiar tone of Ms tickles. Do I need to give y'all knuckleheads a clue? Darn stranger from outta town ain't no darn stranger from outta town. She's tha same ol sweetheart I tip my sombrero to everytime I see her pretty face.

tickles is tgirl
tubabie i still dont get what u said

bluespice:

tickles is tgirl

vescucci:

Mighty odd that y'all can't detect that happy and familiar tone of Ms tickles. Do I need to give y'all knuckleheads a clue? Darn stranger from outta town ain't no darn stranger from outta town. She's tha same ol sweetheart I tip my sombrero to everytime I see her pretty face.

I think i missed the punch-line. Somebody hand me a beer.

bluespice:

wat does that mean tubabie?

It means the head of everyone here is broken to pieces and scattered/flung in all directions! _{minus mine sha and em . . yours too}

kay9:

Hi blaze
hi blue
hi tubabie, i'm angry with you!


That's a silly question. Anger is what we do here, we come here when we are angry -  ANGRY!! Happy people don't come here; they go to places like Romance and Family and other such shitty places. Talk to Tgirl, she knows places like that. And, BTW, would you PLEASE answer Blue's question?? 

Kay 9 ORIEFOKASIBE!

sino:

Me think someone has got an attitude,im trying hard not to stammer and make sense or not to make sense and stammer @kay i hail ya, i've got no probs with a newbie,im jst trying to have fun while angry and have got more reasons to be angry-ASUU strike is a blessing hehehehe

Next time don't make general statements be specific, say my name when u refer to me!
How can ASUU Strike be a blessing lazy bone? Answer me!

kay9:


  I think i missed the punch-line. Somebody hand me a beer.

Have one Bruv! A glass of German beer guaranteed to keep you ever angry!

i know i have erred in my absence

but if i tell you why

you wont believe me

so why tell. . . . . ?

@tubabie noted lol i aint lazy jst need a break and ASSU strike is jst what i need, jst for 2weeks chikena.
@ariblaze i'll believe ya just post it.

i had better say what i gotta right now

before work slaps the energy outta me

have you ever had work slap even the zeal to get mad outta you?

if you havent then a day doing what i do might just be best for ya


@kay9

who is MS tickles

i got a problem with it?

someone you know?

a beer drinking buddy peharps?




@vesc

i still hate ya

@blu

hey

@everyone

hey

at everyone outside of the everyone

you can suck on my middle finger

ariblaze:

i had better say what i gotta right now

before work slaps the energy outta me

have you ever had work slap even the zeal to get mad outta you?

if you havent then a day doing what i do might just be best for ya

Welcome to da club, bro. Sometimes i post half-asleep, only to realize half-way that i've forgotten half of what i wanted to talk about. Makes a body lose his fury real fast, me tell'ya.

About Ms. Tickles, well, i thought i was holding fort for a just-arrived little-miss-sunshine, then V came around and started yiddy-yacking, and then blu suddenly "wised-up" and popped the big one. Me, i don't believe it.


hey tubabie, you know i hate to love you!

i always hated her

looking so outta shape

every single time i have had

encounter with her na soso wahala

it got to the extent that i became a source of ridicule

amongst peers

why?

na only me dey?

go and meet kay9 i thought

better yet vesc would be more accommodating

i don't know him but kay9 implies he is pussy(vesc are you actually pussy i mean a woman?)

why wont she just frigging not come back?

i have pushed

i have pressed

i have forcefully squeezed

she still wont budge

mum dint seem to understand

be patient she says

patience my foot

i hate it

thus i every day

i mean every waking moment

that my hands arent engaged

it is spent roving across my face

searching for erring pimples







ps: my bike cameback the day before

it feels good mounting her again

legs astride, hugging firmly

steady throbbing in between the legs

everything becomes a blurr

Hmmn, Blaze. The road to perdition has never gotten wider. Good luck, dude. Have a nice life. And, uh, drop dead!

hi blaze,
kay
tubabie
n vesc


i need a shrink,
or a pensive
i need to draw my memories outta my head
being full-scale confronted with memories long forgotten
or rather forgotten with such vividness as a 3d movie only speaks of one thing
i need a shell
if u are not ging to give me a shell
be ready to take full responsibility when i lash out

I knew it! ASSU strike will hve its effects, read through posts and understand i did'nt but overstand i did. @ari a patient dawg eats da fatest bone, so they say, me still thinks it work dat way.
@blue me dey vex wiv ya, why? You no say hi to me too lol.U dont really n33d a shrink,i bet u i can take away all your memories,all i need is a hand saw,a vice,sledge hammer and chiesel hmmm, I think dat would do or what do u think?

Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue burns hottest. But are you sure you want me as your shrink? I have a knack for getting into people's heads. But I do so without a flashlight. Thus I make more of a ness. Plus I'm a big fan of lobotomy so your thoughts will gush forth alright. Gush forth and fresh into my mouth. You know, like Hannibal Lecter, of whom I'm a protege. Be careful what you wish for Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue that burns the hottest.

last i checked wasnt it white that burned the hottest?
as to my lobotomy, i assure u, ill be the only one to present worse symtoms after my procedure
unlucky is he that chooses to be my pshrink, he simply signed his death sentence
remember the sirens?
my memories are enchanted, whoever listens to me telling them will bleed n die

get me a pensive or prepare to bleed from the roots of ur hairs

You asked for it, V.

Chineke mmadu. Permit me to humbly refer you to Dr. Kay9, I think he just finished a journal on ultra schizophrenic people who schizophrenic people think are schizophrenic. In layman terms, my good doctor knows more about wackos who regular wackos look upon, shake their heads and say 'they've lost their minds, Vesc'.

Must you go all science fair and ruin my prose. Blue flame, white fluey. You never gimme wetin I ask you, eh, Blue. Ok o. No lele.

and what did u ask for?

so they denied me,
ive never been denied ever in my life and they denied me
after the waterworks now i feel anger
why couldnt u tell me to my face
u had to go thru them
am i that 'fragile' that u think i cant handle the truth?
why did u still lie to me even after u knew the truth?
whatever i do to you, accept it in good faith
no one lies to me
ever