FOOL FINDER: They tell you they luv you but are not in love with you wat da fuq does that mean?
They tell you they wish they had a guy like you but still friend zone you,who the fuq does that?

190: the deeeck!

chymystique:

faakay: He cares so much about you wants to treat you right by either calling or texting / treats you right - you says he's too obsessed about you.. you start misbehaving

If he doesn't call or either txt / treat you right - he doesn't care about you and doesn't love you either

he doesn't sleep with you - he's impotent or not manly enough then you start getting the cut somewhere else

he sleeps with you - you says he's a diccckhead and that what he only knows about thinks you are his bootycall

i'm not dating him because of his money but when the relationship starts you starting throwing bills

he start giving so much money at the beginning of the relationship - you say he's a fool/maga

if he doesn't give you money - you say he's a stingy beast

you don't want a man-beater but he beats you mercilessly but you still run back to kiss him

The list goes endless....guys you can add yours!

You ladies are the most confusing human beings on earth! you don't know what exactly you want!

So ladies can you tell us exactly what you really want from men?

faakay: He cares so much about you wants to treat you right by either calling or texting / treats you right - you says he's too obsessed about you.. you start misbehaving

If he doesn't call or either txt / treat you right - he doesn't care about you and doesn't love you either

he doesn't sleep with you - he's impotent or not manly enough then you start getting the cut somewhere else

he sleeps with you - you says he's a diccckhead and that what he only knows about thinks you are his bootycall

i'm not dating him because of his money but when the relationship starts you starting throwing bills

he start giving so much money at the beginning of the relationship - you say he's a fool/maga

if he doesn't give you money - you say he's a stingy beast

you don't want a man-beater but he beats you mercilessly but you still run back to kiss him

The list goes endless....guys you can add yours!

You ladies are the most confusing human beings on earth! you don't know what exactly you want!

So ladies can you tell us exactly what you really want from men?

*To bleed men dry!*

skydeep:
The most confusing human beings that humble the greatest men on earth.

We are acting like we were made. Deal with it!

CODE-EATER:
There is this girl I met...in church... Well her bro is my frnd n we kinda got close... After some months it was obvious we weren't just frnds..

I took the bold leap n told her about my feelings for which before God n man are through... After a while she admits she "likes" me,few weeks later after a long day's chat,we were saying gud nyt n she used the L word...I did same...d next day I decided to ask her out officially...

She said a blatant NO...giving the excuse of nt wanting to date again bcuz of past experiences.. Sumtin I can relate with..so I kept my distance for a while...we chat on SNs n she asked me wat d things I will do to and for a person am dating and wat I won't do...my answer was straight... Nothing diffrnt from wat I do to and 4 u...she said OK...sum tym latr I tried asking her out again.. N she said why must we date...

I ask her if she loved me ATALL..She said yes n became sad that I don't trust her...I askd her y is it that she "loves" a car so much but yet has refused to drive it....


U claim to love someone... Both of u do...both of u r single n u still won't date d person...


WTF?

CODE-EATER:
There is this girl I met...in church... Well her bro is my frnd n we kinda got close... After some months it was obvious we weren't just frnds..

I took the bold leap n told her about my feelings for which before God n man are through... After a while she admits she "likes" me,few weeks later after a long day's chat,we were saying gud nyt n she used the L word...I did same...d next day I decided to ask her out officially...

She said a blatant NO...giving the excuse of nt wanting to date again bcuz of past experiences.. Sumtin I can relate with..so I kept my distance for a while...we chat on SNs n she asked me wat d things I will do to and for a person am dating and wat I won't do...my answer was straight... Nothing diffrnt from wat I do to and 4 u...she said OK...sum tym latr I tried asking her out again.. N she said why must we date...

I ask her if she loved me ATALL..She said yes n became sad that I don't trust her...I askd her y is it that she "loves" a car so much but yet has refused to drive it....


U claim to love someone... Both of u do...both of u r single n u still won't date d person...


WTF?

lynpetra: *chewing Ereke as she observes thread*

CODE-EATER:
There is this girl I met...in church... Well her bro is my frnd n we kinda got close... After some months it was obvious we weren't just frnds..

I took the bold leap n told her about my feelings for which before God n man are through... After a while she admits she "likes" me,few weeks later after a long day's chat,we were saying gud nyt n she used the L word...I did same...d next day I decided to ask her out officially...

She said a blatant NO...giving the excuse of nt wanting to date again bcuz of past experiences.. Sumtin I can relate with..so I kept my distance for a while...we chat on SNs n she asked me wat d things I will do to and for a person am dating and wat I won't do...my answer was straight... Nothing diffrnt from wat I do to and 4 u...she said OK...sum tym latr I tried asking her out again.. N she said why must we date...

I ask her if she loved me ATALL..She said yes n became sad that I don't trust her...I askd her y is it that she "loves" a car so much but yet has refused to drive it....


U claim to love someone... Both of u do...both of u r single n u still won't date d person...


WTF?

skydeep:
The most confusing human beings that humble the greatest men on earth.

We are acting like we were made. Deal with it!

chymystique: [img]www.nairaland.com/attachments/1463140_ww_jpgb397a783a8ef4d818ba54e2af551739f[/img]

ladenz:

pls pass me some Ereke. mmmmmmmmmmmm. i like it.


you no go contruboot henytin. u jus cum and chews and goes?

40Lightyears:

God didn't make u like this. Its the world u all blindly follow that made u into this and not God.

Elantracey: Ah dont know y most men tink wat all ladies want is just money and sex ah really dont get it

crackhaus: I once dated a girl who kept complaining that I don't encourage her to spend the night at my off-campus residence when I was in school. #EncouragementStarted

After spending five nights and having sexx one time out of the five, she started complaining that I wasn't finding her attractive enough. #OperationIfindYouAttractiveStarted

My hormones now on rampage, she started complaining of how I never want to stay up to gist but only want to do it and sleep off from my stress. #UnnecessaryGistingStarted

When she kept gisting about her friends & their boyfriends/fiances, about the guys who constantly ask her out, about the clothes and colour she will wear to the next event she'll attend, and about the new girl in the compound who she thought I was eyeing....I told her its better we spent less nights together because I needed to be reading (just an excuse). She agreed!

But guess what, this whole complain started over again from the top.... Now tell me, what did she really want out of the night time stay?

...Some ladies here will be thinking, "ooh I don't do all that, I'm too busy and mature and bla bla bla...". Well I put it to you guys that a mature 35yr old career woman is only different from a 20-something year old in her ability to keep quiet.
The moment a 35yr old woman opens her mouth to talk or complain, she says and thinks in the exact same way her 20-something year old counterparts do. #TrueStory