Show up naked at 11.30pm with two chilled bottle of ultimate beer for an intimate night. It works! Walahi. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mtcheew. Anyway, this is the type of story that (most) men like to read.

anoda COOKED STORY... I TIRE 4 U OP

Taywon: anoda COOKED STORY... I TIRE 4 U OP

[size=26pt] Adonbilivit... Is it that u can't read or u don't comprehend adequately
I GIVE UP! [/size]

i am testing

Msheeeeeeew was so special abt d guy anywayz like zeriously wat he felt for u was just infactuation & nt luv ! Hw can he run off just becos u spoke to him dt way ! Anyway I am stil tryin to comprehend d sudden fallin bk for him gush i smell confusion ! Like my personal opinion is once u c smtin u wnt from d onset u know ! And if u don't want it u no ! So I smell u wanted him in d first n stil played rude becos dt act of urs does not potray d hard to get skills anyway for get d guy he is a bitch cos he ran off like a bitch

Go tell him two guys broke your heart already and you are just being careful hence your reaction to his advances.

Inform him that you needed a committed and straight forward guy that would erase your past experience gotten from guys that really doesn't deserve you.

Watch his reactions afterwards.

Will comment later

& also asked him if there is any other road i should follow apart from there line. I can't laugh, she dey ask me, na who I go ask. The guy come dey mumu to tell u another route? is better follow BRT line sharpally.

Pryme-st*rr:
@tony ayo... You are right about their becoming friends but that's not what she's seeking from d guy. According 2 her, she has no boyfriend presently n she's seriously searching. So her pleading with the guy 4 forgiveness might not turn out well coz if it were 2 be me...na 2 chop her fruit anytime wey i want clean mouth waka pass coz any feelings i must have been nursing towards her will be destroyed by that attitude she displayed.
we men don't love easily so, when we love, we love hard, but... If we hate, chai! We hate like the devil

Like seriously

Sorry o

Evanisgud: NLANDERS silly set of pple.if she had agreed ,u wil say she is cheap now she make "enyanga" u start insulting her. Na waooo.

.

Are u dumb?don't u know there should be a limit in everything?

Double_j.c:
Pls anyone with pin mouth charger?

weytin dey talk.

Yemlizzy:
Like seriously

[size=18pt]Do u find dt hard 2 believe
It's not exactly d world's greatest secret but... An immutable fact all d same [/size]

Pryme-st*rr:

So it seems bro!... Very much confused species even from birth

..Hahahahs ..Frm birth? lol Hw do u knw

Jenams: Face ur studies, I dnt need u tell me ur age, u r still immature. Hogwash!

.........undergraduate who still expresses herself like a primary 5 pupil, doesn't even know the difference between "there" and "their". Hogwash indeed!

tabisegroup: ..Hahahahs ..Frm birth? lol Hw do u knw

[size=16pt]Hehehehehehe... Consulted IFA. Want a second opinion [/size]

nursedebbie: Msheeeeeeew was so special abt d guy anywayz like zeriously wat he felt for u was just infactuation & nt luv ! Hw can he run off just becos u spoke to him dt way ! Anyway I am stil tryin to comprehend d sudden fallin bk for him gush i smell confusion ! Like my personal opinion is once u c smtin u wnt from d onset u know ! And if u don't want it u no ! So I smell u wanted him in d first n stil played rude becos dt act of urs does not potray d hard to get skills anyway for get d guy he is a bitch cos he ran off like a bitch

you're too full of ego...your type can never get a man

lord_falcao: you're too full of ego...your type can never get a man

[size=16pt]I fitn't laugh!
Hahahahahahhahahahahah [/size]

Pryme-st*rr:
Hello Nairalanders!

Here is one funny gist, i came across courtesy of a female undergraduate. Shows how confused most of our feminine counterparts can get sometimes and it's really irritating! Here it goes

"Admin please hide my ID & post this for me. Because of the strike i stays at my mum's shop & i meet a guy (graduate) he stays near my
mum's shop and i use to pass through his shop each time i want to go get some goods.

This guy has been asking for my number for sometime now & i've been refusing him, later i collected his own & gave him a call that same day and
told him to stop calling me any day i pass & also asked him if there is any other road i should follow apart from there line.

He got upset with me, said that if not for the fact that he has not gotten a job that i won't have seen him there & promised that he will never
call me & that he wouldn't even save my number & banged the call on me & i sent him a text that same day telling him that he just insulted me by banging the call on me even when am the one that called him, & he didn't reply my message.

So since then, i do follow another way each time i want to pass through there line. But the problem now is that i have fallen for him.

Note: i don't have a boyfriend, so please how do i get his attention back?"

Piece of advice for her please because i myself i'm very much tempted to talk her down on such a shabby attitude... Seriously!

Please did you say this Lady is in school . I dont think so, even the english alone is enough to make the guy run

Truth is, some ladies like it d hard way. i cant imagine wat rily made her want his attention all of a sudden...sure no be obanje... anyway sha d girl rily sounds immature like she just got admitted or sumfin... story still sounds wack too

nursedebbie: Msheeeeeeew was so special abt d guy anywayz like zeriously wat he felt for u was just infactuation & nt luv ! Hw can he run off just becos u spoke to him dt way ! Anyway I am stil tryin to comprehend d sudden fallin bk for him gush i smell confusion ! Like my personal opinion is once u c smtin u wnt from d onset u know ! And if u don't want it u no ! So I smell u wanted him in d first n stil played rude becos dt act of urs does not potray d hard to get skills anyway for get d guy he is a bitch cos he ran off like a bitch

Ermm...... can u pls summarize dat comment?

Yeye dey smell.

Choi dis story sweet me no be small.. may this happen to all the forming girls in Nigeria! Amen!

Prymestrr:
[size=15pt] 2day haf bin d ahpyess day of mii rife o! My post haf make frontpage... Ayam so ahpy.
I will rike 2 tank ORUWASEUN; d horonaly administration of NAILARAND.
I will also rike 2 tank my bloda from anoda malee; JAY BEE.
Also will rike 2 tank all d Nailaranders who haf bin cursing my innocent pesinarity arova evewy thlead n also those who will stil curse me 4 dis my comment whish i lite out of glatitude.
Finarry, my specia tanks 2 my malee n palee wey dash mii mai 1st eva blowsing china fone.
My GOD will bress u all abundantry. AMEN! [/size]

Olugbenger:
mumu story

where's yours? Youre a Disgrace