searay: you no dey thank person?

I actually did laughed out loud

dytbabe:

I actually did laughed out loud

chai! Abeg follow backs thx

Beautiful stories. I pray to share mine before the end of this year. Amen

Flytefalls:
No no honey. You don't help her keep track, you'd be gathering counterintelligence

Lol Mi5 things

searay: chai! Abeg follow backs thx

pickabeau1:

y u dey ride solo?

Wld be hapi i i conceive now ooo..
i remeber d day i told my boifwend i was pregnant and he was like yeee.. Mo gbe temi bami.. and trust me i was so damn serious wif my soory look... he said.. Ife am hapi ooo but haaaaaaaa... for twenty minutes he did not say anytin until he said Elo ni school fees awon private school nisin yin.. Meaning; AW MUCH DOES PRIVATE SCHOOL COLLECTS AS SCHOOL FEES NOW... i laff my Ass off dah day.... d look on his face wen i said i was only joking.... He said Ope oooo....

Dis guy don kill me oooooooooooooooo. laff won kill me o

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

uzolexis:
don't worry when it happens i'll give you a detailed description of the process,be patient

Ok..be quick! I will be waiting

ennyhollar1:
Thank u, I'm married already but still looking to the fruit of womb

My pregnancy came along so late in life that It was a shock, My husband said it better be mine, He had it proved with an ambio centesus then another test after the birth. I was lucky it was his child, We had been having problems with our marriage for 31 years when I became pregnant after my husband became angry about a sexless marriage and forced me, The reason I did not have an abortion so late in life is I did not realize until after the first trimester was over.

IHate9ja1:
keep praying,hw wld come around someday
*so touched*

I know good Men r out there is just that i got no luck with him

ibedun:

Absolutely heartless and irresponsible.

That is our women for you, and that is why we are so messed and poverty stricken in our part of the world.

Ermm, it takes two to tango

freya56: My pregnancy came along so late in life that It was a shock, My husband said it better be mine, He had it proved with an ambio centesus then another test after the birth. I was lucky it was his child, We had been having problems with our marriage for 31 years when I became pregnant after my husband became angry about a sexless marriage and forced me, The reason I did not have an abortion so late in life is I did not realize until after the first trimester was over.

Madam, are you saying this was yr first pregnancy in 31years?

1one:

I think there would always be stupiiid girls, the universe wouldn't be complete without them...Because only stupiiid girls would give off their right to decide on what condition a guy should have sex with them on.... If I were a girl and my boyfriend tells me that he wants skin.. No problem, he should just get married to me.. And I'll give him so much skin till his dicck gets bald.

It just really boils down to what the girl wants in cases like these because girls are more on the receiving end... especially with the increasing mindsets of people like 50calibre.. It baffles me why some girls would still choose to spoil their wombs for fleeting moments of pleasure..

I almost mistook this one for Ishilove. Very good point.

UyiIredia: I almost mistook this one for Ishilove. Very good point.

Thank you.

coogar:

the worst news ever when you are not ready. the best news ever when you are ready. it's the most polarising issue between a man & a woman.

Takes you miles behind when you're not ready.

Those words!

freya56: My pregnancy came along so late in life that It was a shock, My husband said it better be mine, He had it proved with an ambio centesus then another test after the birth. I was lucky it was his child, We had been having problems with our marriage for 31 years when I became pregnant after my husband became angry about a sexless marriage and forced me, The reason I did not have an abortion so late in life is I did not realize until after the first trimester was over.

Wow. Sounds like a movie. Or an M & B tale.
Incredible!

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

freya56: My pregnancy came along so late in life that It was a shock, My husband said it better be mine, He had it proved with an ambio centesus then another test after the birth. I was lucky it was his child, We had been having problems with our marriage for 31 years when I became pregnant after my husband became angry about a sexless marriage and forced me, The reason I did not have an abortion so late in life is I did not realize until after the first trimester was over.

Marriage and it's challenges.
Marriage is only sweet in the first six months maybe first year.
The rest is hard work.
It's like trying to stay in shape whereby you have to keep exercising and working to reduce that pot belly or gain some muscle.
I'm happy for you.
What do you mean by you were glad it's his though? Just curious. Was there someone else? Not relevant if you don't want to share but some of us could actually learn some more.
With aging comes experience I believe. Help the young ones.

Is marriage really sweet? Read here: www.nairamode.com/2014/02/a-friend-of-mine-coming-back-from-uk-is.html?m=1

dytbabe: Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

I am honouring you with my first post after my 7 days ban from Sule Osoba........so, how are u gonna honour me in return?


na this method I wan use corner my babe also.

I have decided not to GBONGILIGILA for the next 7 days so as to be sure of my shot.........I am gearing up.....which style go better pass?

OYA, NAK ME THE SECRET.

ayobase:


I am honouring you with my first post after my 7 days ban from Sule Osoba........so, how are u gonna honour me in return?


na this method I wan use corner my babe also.

I have decided not to GBONGILIGILA for the next 7 days so as to be sure of my shot.........I am gearing up.....which style go better pass?

OYA, NAK ME THE SECRET.

Lmao
Clown

How u bn?

Yawns, I taya no be small

dytbabe:

Lmao
Clown

How u bn?

Yawns, I taya no be small

I am good and doing.

we should be thankful unto God for being tired......only the living could complain of tiredness.

ayobase:


I am good and doing.

we should be thankful unto God for being tired......only the living could complain of tiredness.

Giggles and taps him
Come massage my feet

dytbabe:

Giggles and taps him
Come massage my feet

Còcks AK47 waiting patiently for any hand...

Tymax:
Còcks AK47 waiting patiently for any hand...

Lmao

Ayo come take this kiss he can't kill even fly

dytbabe:

Giggles and taps him
Come massage my feet

this one na temptation.....





oga dey house?

dyttt:

Lmao

Ayo come take this kiss he can't kill even fly

***closed eyes and positioning lips for the encounter***

Tymax:
Còcks AK47 waiting patiently for any hand...

any?
even "sandpaper" hand?

ayobase:

this one na temptation.....





oga dey house?

Yes

ayobase:

any?
even "sandpaper" hand?

Hehehe

You didn't say before na Sandpaper hand is welcome.

Can I even remember wat he said, I think he muttered somfin like its my property nd I choose to get rid of it. Lolz thank God I took it as words of an unserious man.