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10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
by Jennifer Ehidiamen One day, we'll travel to Abuja by train [LOS-ABV]. And I'll get to write a travelogue. But until then, enjoy this piece on some interesting people I see (meet) whenever I travel by Danfo [those yellow buses], around Lagos:http://youthmakingchange..com/2014/09/10-people-you-will-meet-in-danfo-bus.html 129 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Djicemob: 5:57pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
You must bring your change o What of those ones that'll fall asleep and awkwardly put their head on your chest.Damn! Especially those girls with old wigs. 30 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Mrval20(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Very true indeed. There might also be someone sitting behind/beside you who has been reading all your chats as you type them since you got into the bus. When you eventually catch him/her, you'd look at him/her like - "why can't people mind their business?" Then you go through your chats just to know the stuffs that aren't private anymore. LOL 42 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 6:31pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Lol... so True. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by nwaobitex: 6:44pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
so whats the pic for 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by purplesummer(f): 6:45pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Then the lady on the low waist jean flashing her butt at any body who is plagued with the misfortune of sitting behind her 74 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by lirusehn(m): 6:57pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
GSM user. 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by MsNas(f): 7:04pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever. 12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts) 13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can. 14. The newspaper borrower Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss 241 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by adebisiolumide5(m): 11:54pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent.. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Funbii(m): 5:44am On Sep 11, 2014 |
lmao |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by CharlieMaria(m): 5:44am On Sep 11, 2014 |
What is danfo ? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by defendedvictim(m): 5:45am On Sep 11, 2014 |
cute post.. 15. D observer: d guy sitting at one corner, looking around. no, he's Nt a thief, he z only observing thingz 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by greatgod2012(f): 5:48am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Very funny but indeed real. Lagosians can testify. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by chinex276(m): 5:49am On Sep 11, 2014 |
U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey. LEMME SHARE DIS STORY WITH U:: one day while coming frm wrk, i wanted 2 enta a danfo, bt d only place i lyk siting is @ d frnt with d driver nd anothe passenger, so when i reached d bustop i headed 4 d frnt sit, only 2 find a man neatly dressed with suit there, so i joined him after about 20mins d man angrily left d bus nd went 4 another one becos one we were in was taking tym 2 full, after abt 5mins. I too left d bus nd went 2 another one sat at d frnt, lo nd behold it was desame man, after sometyms he angrily left 4 another bus which i unknowingly followed him 2, and met him at d frnt seat, wen d man looked at me, he said "guy na wetin na, y u dey follo me lyk dis, see anybody wey send u tell u no see me", mehn i vex coz oda pple don dey luk me one kind, den i told him, "shebi d moto na ur own, if u no wan siddon 4 public moto go buy ur own na", he den left 4 another bus, wen i thought abt it i jus cant help but laff out LOUD! 114 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 5:49am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lol |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by acaciakay: 5:49am On Sep 11, 2014 |
SupperStory... 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ayomax(m): 5:51am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The JJC: we have two type of JJC, the wise JJC that Will always remind the driver n conductor the bus stop he/she will alight because they are new to the area while on the other hand we have the mumu JJC will keep mute until the bus must have passed his bus stop that when he will remember to ask the driver n conductor (he will be like "driver abeg I go drop for Ogba bus stop bcoz I no sabi am, everybody inside the bus go just laugh n give him the sad news, oga we don pass ogba bus stop 30 mins ago) yawa don gas!!!! 95 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Andrew3(m): 5:51am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The one who will refuse to pay that he is a staff. 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 5:52am On Sep 11, 2014 |
......The sadist who just mtchw al-through the ride. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by LMAyedun(m): 5:53am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to u every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again. 93 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 5:53am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The first time I went to Lagos was last year... From the moment I boarded the bus, the conductor kept shouting at fellow conductors and agberos 'Iya eh'.. 'Iya eh'. I had to ask if it was a destination too?!! And why he only shouted it to fellow conductors. My friend,whom I was with, laughed me to scorn!! 61 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Fashrobbin(m): 5:55am On Sep 11, 2014 |
I can't stop laughing 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 5:55am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Ordinarily Danfo is like a village market 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by freshness2020: 5:56am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Eko for show! 7 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by houseoffufu(m): 5:57am On Sep 11, 2014 |
1. Woman who let her young child relieve himself on the floor. We were travelling up and down hills, up, down, and sideways All trying to lift shoes and bags as this small flood moved from side to side. 2. Pick up woman with big enamel bowl from the side of the road. The bowl was full of grilled forest snails, big ones. I look and say no no. My friend, he purchased one stick. I doze and fall asleep for a while. I wake up some maybe 30 minutes and this guy is STILL chewing on maybe that first snail. I ask, is that good? He answers, yes, but it's a little tough LWKMD!! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by chiefololade: 5:58am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Eko akete Ilu ogbon, aromi sa legbe legbe 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by rusher14: 5:59am On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever. Better than the guy that reads over your shoulder and holds your hand as you flip the page....Na you and am buy the paper? 127 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by NNMUU(m): 6:01am On Sep 11, 2014 |
This is hilarious and so very true. I miss Lagos though 2 Likes 1 Share |
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