Missmossy: Wow! This is quite amazing Its been a while i saw a list of commandments for ladies that made meaningful sense.


The first point will only end up eating you up bit by bit when you realize you are going nowhere by sticking to a man you date for pity or sheer sympathy.

naijaboiy: This is better compared to your previous thread where you didn't make sense at all

But No.6 tho

BreezyRita:
Hmmm

yes?

marieolae: that's ur biz

PrettyClare7: please what is IT?

ITbomb: .
I doubt if they keep 5 out of these
But for No. 6

I will advise you to make it read, 'Thou shall not give IT to him anytime he wants', because verily verily I say unto you, if you play hard to get in your relationship, it might be hard to keep. The rule remains, if you don't want to taste the cooking, don't enter the kitchen. Stay away from relationship if you don't want to give, however if you give at every peck and call, you go soon expire

naijaboiy:
yes?

harrysterol: becos kitten is the only thing ladies bring into a relationship nothing more than that

Maybe the kinda ladies you date that's the only thing they bring to the relationship.. I really dunno y most guys reason that way .. Seriously dude there is more to relationships than puccie, dikk and sex

ITbomb:
It is an appellation which connotes the phenomenon of the vigorous phallus in a coitus agadoj in an almost vertical pistonic trajectory navigating the arroyo of opposite pairs of the same species.
Do you need further explanation or a demonstration?

.. Really LOL

goofyone:
There used to be a really cute picture of you around, I guess you removed it. Wouldn't it be nice to put it back?

ITbomb:

It is an appellation which connotes the phenomenon of the vigorous phallus in a coitus agadoj in an almost vertical pistonic trajectory navigating the arroyo of opposite pairs of the same species.
Do you need further explanation or a demonstration?

BreezyRita: 1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one factor in choosing a man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a man without informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting,somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.

Rebuke:


Heresy! No good man goes into a relationship or stays in a relationship because of 'good sex' (fornication).

Kinda scared of this generation, arghhhh!

BreezyRita:
Did I say anything?

But yoy quoted me

prettythicksme: guy face your front what do you mean by me again,you know me

Andy790:

Seems you are very old ooooo
Do you know what the past generation was like?
love and sex is interwoven....if he loves her & the sex is bad..he will definitely leave sumday...
But if both are great..then its for beta for worse..
Am nt in support of fornication....
But i call pre marital sex....compactibiity testing...
Which is necessary....
And i call fornication...having sex with people u dont love...

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

UjSizzle: Why is it all about men I was hoping to read something a bit more......different

Good effort though.

tellwisdom: Op you are a very foolish gurl..number 10 is a sign that u are a thief ...bye

BKings: @op tell them to stop demanding too much from us, we are not your fathers. Even a guy who never wanted sex could be tempted to ask for it when u continue demanding from him so you won't have a reason to call him MAGA.

ugwum007:

I don't know pls & I don't want to know u cos it seems u appear anywhere the word 'broke' is written. ..

BreezyRita: 1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one factor in choosing a man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a man without informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting,somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.

tellwisdom: Op you are a very foolish gurl..number 10 is a sign that u are a thief ...bye