₦airaland Forum

Larryndelaw:
Nonsense. No case against him. What did ho do?

why you no go ask mohbad

Emeskhalifa:
On what ground has he been declared guilty or having hand in Mohbad's death?

you no get Google for your phone

ope o... abeg make dem first cut him pr.i.c.k... they should castrate the werey

na general problem... nobody is decent in the country anymore

uncleck:
Oga, sorry but you're still too young (at mind). First, you don't want to bear responsibility but blame her for intimacy that you both enjoyed. That's childish and girlish.


Second. Confirm that she's not already pregnant and wants to foist the pregnancy on you.

If she's not pregnant and doesn't have any medical condition...date her for sometime and see whether the butterfly will not fly out of your head

If after 6 months you still love her and she is a wife material, marry her.

If after 6 months you feel she doesn't worth it, go back to your current girlfriend, apologize and make up with her. (If at all she'll still accept you back).



But if if I'm in your shoes, she'll remain a side chick and intimacy gadget for life

I was about to comment when I saw yours... exact same words I wanted to use... especially that "sex gad.get for life".... I like that phrase

Imagine... you use me do shakara in the past wan come return to Gaza now... arankan Gaza... if you no love me before no love me now... leave me alone or we do friends with benefits... ayewada... this is Nigeria... no be America we dey... this is not Hollywood love story

talk2hb1:
Irọ̀ ofo wó leleyi bayi, àbí kini gbogbo radarada Talk bayi.

Every time we give excuse of loosing our sense to sex, we never loose our sense to walk into moving vehicles or walk into transformer. Lie no go kill some peoplesess I prayed, Amin.

bros be calming down... you too de para

Slap soldier in front of barrack.... rflmao

cool... what a man can do a woman better do better

englishmart:
Lagos is the only southwestern state that can produce non-indigenous wealthy people. You see osun, ondo, kwara, Oyo, ogun, and Ekiti, those ones have no indigenous millionaires let alone non-indigenous ones. Lagos is their UK. I remember lodging in Ekiti in January, I was told to bathe in a nearby river if I needed to have a bath. I was given dirty wrapper, bucket and soap. While we were still discussing, I saw an army of bedbugs dancing around the corner. I had to forfeit the #1500 per night I already paid and left before they mined my skul.
Ogun state is so backward that they call primary school college:

Lagos is built by the colonialists and non-indigenes. Yorubas contribution to the growth of Lagos is puny and can easily go unnoticed

Edited: kwara is north central, but a former Yoruba state that was forcefully snatched from the loudspeaking cowards.
Also, that hotel of #1500 is a five star hotel in their estimation. Non was costlier

if no be say you be poor man... as in poverty wear you isiagwu... how you go lodge for 1,500 hotel de expect eko hotel hospitality... let say you get money hotel of 5k and 10k de wey you go enjoy yourself wella... I don lodge for Ekiti many times so I know... but na wetin your money reach you get... dem suppose fetch gutter water for you to baff sef... no come hia de lie anyhow because of hate... your prestigious Anambra wey be like aboki toilet... nasoso dirty and sh..it everywhere... for upper iweka everybody resemble bed bug... waiting to suck your blood... tufiakwa... pa.n.do.r.a obi and the wailers crew... more vawulence will be cooked for you all

dem try... oya give dem amnesty

make na let this guy rest in peace na. Justice should be done but peeps need to stop riding the fame of his death... everybody just de cashout since he die... we take everything for granted in this kontiri

looking yansh kill a goat... una no go believe say I de obrikom like dis for these people dem office... dem say make I invest 3m... I later say I'll pay instalmentally starting with 800k... dem say dem get engine oil wey I fit use or sell for all trucks and construction machines wey I de normally service and maintain... so I think say if I pay the money dem go give me engine oil products... but dem say the money na for partnership registration... and I go de get $225 roi every week... the offer is just too good to be true... I just enter net to do proper research naso I jump see this thread for Nairaland wey other comrades don already talk plenty about them... una thank you o... Nairaland has been saving souls since 1900... let say dem genuine I for close eye invest 3m provided I get my engine oil products... I for see my money back like dat because I really need good engine oil deals to help my work. Anyways looking yansh almost kill the goat... no ask me wetin I mean o... just face your front abeg

BeigJawnson:
Hahaha I can't laugh... What are you celebrating? High cost of living? Yes we are losers. Call us any names
.. We are both in this stupid economy arindin. Shebi you get where you dey see dollars. That place you dey see am go run dry. Shebi dollar price dey favor you now abi? Kuku go and buy a brewery ... Arindin. Olowo gbo tin shi le kun fo ole. CORNfused generation. You wey your mama for drink concoction that time you dey her belle shit you throway for latrine... We are in it together. Tinubu aka emilokan is our president ...E FE LAAAAA. O KU DI E. OPONU

no doubt... dis one na agbero for oshodi oke... na one of those osanle wey de do owomida... ba.s.t.ard son of a kwashioko omoyibo pr.ic.k... werey ti pe leko... this one no know him village... lizard

Pele o... mouth piece oloun... my pocket no dry for Buhari regime so na tinubu regime e go kon happen abi hehehehehe dey play... akindanidani... na u go suffer tire... I am already made

If you no like as we win d election oya jump enter lagoon... do head like ma.dm.an s.h.i..t.... if you can't afford the cost of living kukuma join the dead na.... na one spanner loss hahahaha

Body de pepper the mu..mu

Azzik:
Do I look jobless to you... millionaire ; , na you dey feed people when dey break idiot... you never feed your family finish na to employ people..olodo

yes na... you stink of joblessness... it's all over you... I can perceive it

My family de eat even remain leftovers unlike your scarvenger family... go to upper iweka bola to look for food dumps as usual... jobless chicken butt like pa.n.do.r.a obi

abeg make dem no make heaven o... all that weight fit make sky fall for people head

[quote author=Azzik post=125670249][/quote]olodo... how many times I wan tell you say na me de pay people salary... you dense gan o.... oya come make I employ you... jobless ob.i.di.ot

See d mu.mu don confuse

Azzik:
Look at this fool, so you think snapping some dollar note will move someone like me, see mumu. Be there deceiving yourself and being the clown that you are.... when you are done barking like a dog, go and collect your 30k drop and cool off.

oya take mic and tell us that you have sense... sorosoke werey I choke the ba.s.t.ard

Werey just de repeat one line since... primary school dropout... na this kind lost generation make pa.n.do.r.a obi lose election... to win election in Nigeria you need intelligent followers not some cheap brain drug sipping mo.ro.n.s

Oya open teeth for camera... born throway... yenyenyenyen

Lightorder:
you laughing and making joke with your destiny and future of your born and unborn generation.

When Nigeria becomes better , it is only for obi and his followers whose only sin they committed is clamoring for a better country .
When you are done posting rubbish, we shall meet at the Petro station so I can see how many liters of the product you can afford.

You are just a senseless youth who doesn't know where and when to call off a joke

I can afford two oversized 60,000liters tankers of pesticides for you and the rest of your wailers crew.

My future is already secured fyi... since days of GEJ... but you lads have been wasting your own lives since 1966 and you keep going in circles.... is this not how you also spread hate on every topic chanting igbo amala and eba with ewedu soup, then two meat and one ponmo

D werey say when Nigeria becomes better... shebi you ob.i.di.ots don't wish the country well.... instead you wanna go bia.fraud.... set of confused locusts

body de pepper d ba.s.t.ard

his enemies go be like...

I dedicate this FCT sorry I mean FTC... I forget say na Nairaland I dey... so I dedicate it to all the pa.n.do.r.a obi and the wailers crew, all the disobedients currently undergoing immense and inexplicable pains as a result of the tribunal judgment... please accept my condolences and tamper justice with peace abi na mercy... however you are allowed to go to hell after going to the supreme court

Now back to the topic. Why will they ban the pesticides when disobedients need them to crossover to the great beyond... they will rather die than accept defeat.... please tinubu should import more otapiapia

Azzik:
Like I said earlier, when you are done ranting like a bull dog, go and survive with your 30k stipend. Millionaire my ass.

otondo... you and your papa and coming generations go only de imagine this thing called greenbacks... na for news una de see am... poverty is a hereditary disease

unlike you I don't survive, I live... you can see the evidence.... the werey go de salivate now

Azzik:
Shut up your stinky mouth and be deceiving yourself that you are a millionaire.... when you are done talking, go and collect your 30k stipend and continue your miserable life, idiot.

hehehehehe.... blind Bartholomew... naso your lord and saviour who calls himself pa.n.do.r.a obi too blind sotey e lose twice... e go still lose again.... werey... I go pay your household 30k allawee every month for 5 years... you see that 30k na money for beer on weekly basis especially when I de caucus... wretched ob.i.di.ot... body de pepper d werey... losers party

lightwind:
😃😃😃 Look at this poor man ranting of being a millionaire on Nairaland forum.
Monkey

hehehehehhehehehehe... I for invite your smelling a.s..s come my office but you go stain my chair with s.h.i..t... so stay put in your s.h.i..t.hol.e and leak your wounds... ma.g..g.ot

Azzik:
Look at this fool talking...obi became a billionaire before clocking 40 years, can we say the same of you or your father... idiot all because you are supporting a drug Baron

I became a millionaire from my mid twenties... before 40 I will worth a billion, my assets alone will make that possible in a decade.

Now over to you, can you and your fada and next 7 generations ever attain my status, I mean just my own status o... impossicant.... you are born to suffer

Take note: having money doesn't mean you have sense... pan.d.or. a obi has money but lacks sense... you no get money you still no get sense.... you go suffer tire werey

BeigJawnson:
I can't laugh... Well thank God I am not a pauper. Keep affording two crates when one who is rich like me can buy more than 10 crates... Dey play. Celebrating nonsense you called victory ... Dende

you're just as daft as your chicken butt pa.n.do.ra obi.... mu.mu with id card... you're a pauper indeed... stop bluffing it's obvious... I just use 2 crates as example for you but e be like your papa dull... now take this, as a mandate thief wey you be if you manage steal 10 crates of beer bcus you no ever fit buy lai lai... but then know say na 10 trailers of beer I de order instanta... I no be your mate for any angle... now let me celebrate while you keep wailing and wallowing in your woefully woeful failures hehehehe.... bunch of sore losers... e de choke after supreme court you and that upper iweka m.a.n.ho.od hunter should go to hell next

a fool at 40 is a fool forever they say... let him go to hell and burn

I thought he is about to join apga and start selling chicken butt at upper iweka

Make he go space

e get one day like that... under the influence of Budweiser... naso I send "I love you" to iya sidi alagbo on WhatsApp... when my eyes clear I delete am sharp sharp

I love you bawo... nigba ti mio wo werey

BeigJawnson:
How sweet is the victory when there is cost of high cost living? I believe that two bottles of trophy, na beg you wan go beg for am for beer palor

the picture below is some pieces from my stash... hot fresh from my bank today today... I am not a pauper like you... you can't even afford bottle water... I can afford two crates but I always drink responsibly.

London is not for everybody. No be everybody go travel go New York... if you have been outside you will know Nigeria is still very cheap... if you can't cope with cost of living kukuma die and rest in peace... bonboclac

yes he needs people he can trust and not traitors, backstabbers and ingrates... like Osinbajo and Dapo