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Testiebobo:
I feel discouraged to look at myself in the mirror, anytime i noticed that i dont have a single hair under my chin. Even someone that is sixteen years old is already having one. I dont feel ok. What could be the deficiency problem?

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nothing to worry about... its nature... my beards came age 28... people called me babyface n all but I was happy... to me it was a time machine which made me look younger than I should as I enjoy the years... seriously my age mates look like grannies compared to me now... so it's a blessing not to age quickly... people spend millions to look younger... don't be an ingrate

gawd!... when will this miracle happen to me... if dem catch me make I bend.... I have watched plenty American films to know how to diffuse funds you don't want to get tracked.... all your bios can suddenly go black if you wish... uncivilized illiterates always get jumbo funds... Odin why?

see this mumu... who no know say Nigeria jollof pass Ghana jollof... Ghanaian musicians are in medieval ages compared to Nigerian musicians... last time I was in Ghana their top ten was not even in my personal playlist... but in a petrol station I heard tekno's mufasa on repeat

they will soon call it off jarey.... FG will give them dodo ikire as usual and dem no go talk pim again... all these weak unions... government puppets

hehehehehe.... selection already done and dusted... naija I hail thee

weaklings... dem wan call off the planned strike as usual

Abi speculators will shock him... cabals are real... dem no get joy

CodeTemplar:
buy loud speakers and reciprocate the noise around that 3 AM also.

walahi na wetin de my mind be dis... if I no go turn emergency DJ make I bend... walahi nobody go sleep for that neighborhood... na den everybody go join hand find solution... I just go buy 4 big party woofers... face dem for the werey window too... he go see vawulence pro max 3.... radarada

we shall see... I earnestly await their report cards... if no be F9 go full am

Uchesis:
Most yoluba women have unwashed smelling puzzzy.
Fact

copy and paste for yiibo ladies.... their own even have worms

Fat Fact

Princedapace:
Have anxiety? Omo, u be capital mumu! Period!
Only a f*ol makes a threat to kill someone on an internet. If u want to kee, go ahead and carry out ur threat without traces. Dont make threats baba. That is not how it is done!
U are only setting ur self up! Like I said, u arent properly educated! U dont make killing threats openly! Go back to school first! U really need it

werey stop going round and round like merry go round jarey... na you wan kpai yourself by bluffing and running your dirty mouth.... who can out do you and your other anuofias in making threats to life both online and offline in the name of politics and biafra.ud craze.... now you know it's not good abi... that's what everyone in this country have been enduring from you obydiots... especially tinubu... abeg getat.... oya let us go to court and argue na... shior... you go talk as rhetrorics became threats... same rhetorics you and your fellow pigs are known for with total lack of empathy.... you do worse to people when your madness and hate for other tribes starts... so you go explain tire... go call police or go to court... your last responses only shows you're a weakling... you're poorly made... better face front with your weak lazy flat head... don't start what you can't finish and then cry for help like Palestinians... keep wailing though... person wey go school inside bedroom instead of classroom de form educated..... itibolibo

Uchesis:
Maybe if they start keeping themselves clean especially the women, we may take them serious

look who's talking... stinking pigs with crazy leather shoes that stinks like hell... I remember when I was in amasiri in ebonyi state the whole community would gather in one particular spot to s..h.i.t openly inside the bush as they don't have toilet in their homes... what a filthy and barbaric practice... some of them pigs would escape to Lagos and start forming posh when their pops are s.h..i.t breeders back home hehehehehe

Princedapace:
I didnt release threats. U did. So, u are the chest beater! No place I released threat!
Go and start ur generator, bra.

typical obydiot... another flat head with 10 mouths... they usually have multiple standards.... Nigeria dodged a bullet by not making pa.n.do.r.a obi frezzident... take this credit I am about to give you: you are smarter than gregory obi by conceding defeat and denying your empty threats, even when record shows otherwise.... coward

Uchesis:
Igbos don't give a damn about you guys.
And you know it

lies from the pit of upper iweka. And you know it. Yorubas are your heart beat

Princedapace:
U said u go send me to 6ft, I said let's meet up then, make we make see who e sure pass for.
I don't like noise.

we're saying the same thing... na you say you wan meet me then I say come my base if you get mind.... oya drop your own location I go try spare some time and I go buy your coffin come... hope you don write will.... typical chest beater... fire one bullet now he go run pass cheetah

Uchesis:
What about Edo, Kogi, Crossriver, Benue, and other tribes.
Abi na only 3 tribes dey this country?
Igbo people living rent free in your brain

na una I suppose de ask na... because yoruba don de occupy una brain since 1966

Princedapace:
Should we book a date then? Let meet in person baba! I like ur guts

hehehehehehe.... werey wan come beg for money... I know all these beggar's trick... lucky for you I have some change to spare... oya come to mulliner towers in alfred rewane.... when you reach the entrance tell me

Princedapace:
Do u have electricty? Or are Igbos buying fuel at the current price alone?

U be f%ol for abusing an ethnic group becus of politicians whose kids live the life u only imagine in ur head!

see werey wey get NIN.... you and your fellow pigs are f%ols for always insulting yoruba too because of politicians... pot calling kettle black... a..ni.mal.... my life is better than yours 1000 times so speak for yourself... I live large like a politician would... so go to upper iweka and cry till 2031... ewu

Hehehehehhehehehehe..... yorubas taking over... after 8 years power goes back to hausa/fulani.... nothing for igbos except leftovers... let them cry... third class citizens... na hate de suffer dem like dis, they're too ethnocentric and full of s..h.it... soon they will become Palestine and Hamas and Nigeria will become Israel pounding their Gaza like burantashi

vikstandon:
Where is cannibalism and ritual killing rampant... Yoruba Land!

na lie... na afghanEeastern... go and verify

minakom:
Many 37 year old sons no get parents again. You better pray and stop complaining sir/ma

hehehehehe ... funny but true... it's grace to see your kids clock 40... with the short life expectancy in this country now.... shebi na when you de alive you go de dictate for your pikin... as dem de mature let dem make their own decisions and only pray it's well with them

vikstandon:
Lies, let economic hub (Sea Port) that drew our people away be established in the east and see how Yoruba land becomes deserted.
Every Igbo man thinks home, every Festive. Reason for the name Efulefu.

No purebred of Igbo would want to answer Efulefu!

If there is a seaport, you think this marginalization and victimization done by Dangote and the likes to Ibeto and others would continue.

Igbo man is successful at whatsoever he does.

here we go again... seaport blablabla baliblu and bulaba... yenyenyenyen go and establish your own seaport in Onitsha now... all of you should leave Lagos and see if our economy will perish na... as if na only Igbos de Lagos... shior kelebe...

It is the heat from the bola in upper iweka that chased all of you away.... the heat of the eastern sun is unbearable so all of you fled.... stop citing baseless reasons.... igbos hate one another hence the reason why things fall apart and the center cannot hold according to chinua achebe biafra.ud remains a clueless fraud to swindle obydiots first by ojukwu the coward, then ralph, later kanu, now its simon the groundnut who is practicing cannibalism on you wasted lots

Na like this boko haram start... obydiots are future terrorists

werey go seduce a whole officer of the law... walahi you must come for another visit in the night... don't worry my boys will come and pick you up in police hilux with sirens shouting waoh waoh waoh

they are obydiots... go and verify

Glister:
Oga stop the mediocrity..Lagos is full of people from different places not just Obidients.don't be a zombie and open your eyes..look well is that not below standard?lools at what the Dep Gov came for in 2023 looking like a prison recreational centre built in 1960. Look at how the walls look like already so dirty and whole place looks like ratchet.The day we look beyond tribalism and bigotry as a country and say the truth that's when we will start demanding from our leaders what is right and just!!

thank God you know Lagos is made up of people from several places and not just Igbos... because you people always claim heaven and earth in Lagos forgetting that other people too are there... you people should take the lead and stop your obnoxious tribalism, hate, clueless attacks, bigotry and elephant lies.... then everyone else will copy that.... what goes around comes around... the hate you throw to other tribes is what you always get in return.... #fact