this militia thinks she know more that any other gyl in this forum, romance is a two way thing, when u are not romantic you will meet your type like militia. Militia if a may ask you after following oyibo for romance, did u marry oyibo or you finaly come and settle with one unromantic nigeria. If you did then all your post about nigerian being unromamtic is bull s***t .

@ fromuk
My point exactly, a girl can bring out romance from a guy likewise a guy from a girl. But she called me "miss perfect" for saying that.

As a nigerian man I must Know, what does a Nigerian girl call being romantic

Nna see me see problem O!

What does a naija girl want?? Flowers?? Cards?? Wines?? Expensive dinners?? Boat cruises?? wat??

You know it is not just in our culture, wetin you wan use all dem flowers do(wey go die you go com throwey am), Card (wey once you read am you don throw am for dustbin), Wine Ke! (wen I fit use the money buy 1crate of mineral), Expensive dinner!! you no well, (You no sabi cook??), Boat cruise, (if you wan die for water, go die only you),

You see, we are romantic, but not the hollywood way

@Fromuk!

1) Is that not what you guys do?  When you have sampled all the local and foreign "ashewos' in this world, do you not look for one "mgbeke" or "iya ramota" or "14 year old Zainab" from ya village to marry? Remember what is good for the goose is good for the gander!  Nothing spoil!  It is all about having the best of both worlds darlings! We all need the education so we do not remain bush like most of y"all!

2) My husband is a "proper" igbo guy!  The most romantic set in Nigeria!  I always go for the best you know!  Our collective experiences with them oyinbo/latinos people them are keeping our marriage "spicy"!  I mean the bobo still calls me at work to sing to me on my lunch break! Drives my co-workers nuts with envy!   So please nothing wrong with sampling and looking for the home "boy"!  For cultural reasons and to raise my kids, I prefer to go back to Nigeria to settle down.  Any problem with it?

@Uyai!

Sorry I "hurt" ya feelings  by calling you "miss perfect" oh!  You know you should not be contributing to this type of topic because you have only one[b] point of reference [/b] to form your compass of "romance"!----That is "Naija dudes"! SNEEZE!  So wetin you sabi? Bless your heart! I say just try "knack' one Oyinbo I beg!   You have a few testimonials from gals like "beauti" & co!  Just do your self a favor---waka small so you will be a "great" wife later for one of these "bushito" naija guys! 

While they do not know the "how" and "what" of romance----naija guys are the greatest "demanders' of the service  as evidenced by their inabilty to put their "instruments" in one place!  They all pretend to want to marry an "innocentee" but will patronize an "ashewo" in a heart beat-- because you as a "woman" failed in your bedroom   duties!   Naija man will marry and ashewo first before he looks at your "cooking" skills!  Bukas full road oh!--And "ashewos" full road too!  So your "goodness" as a "perfect wife" is a figment of your imagination!  So wake up from your "sweeeeeeeeeeeeet dreams!

Naija guys are one of the greatest patrons of ashewos!  Did you not read the other topic?  Are Nigerian Women Fun In Bed"?  What was the #1 complaint?  Them say we dey lie down like "wood" and "dead body" for bed! Why did you not go and make noise over there?  And defend ya self from the "yabbies" from Naija guys them?  LOL!   So, please go and get some experience to minimize the insults you may receive in the future!  Una go kill person oh!  Please, don't be a hater!  I am here to entertain y'all!  I don close from work for today!

@Esss
That is why your "educational" status remains "incomplete" You must be one of those timid "Edo" guys that I previously described that believes in "sign language"! At this stage in life---over 18----------if you do not know what a Naija babe means by "romance", all I can say is "no hope"! You do not have parents, sisters, girlfriends, sugar mamas? Na wa for you oh! I dey laff!

Chineke Nnam biko gba aram oh!

Nne Militia, You be proper militia. , I sure say you be all dis Niger delta babes, shebi you don kidnap person before for Bayelsa.

But I bow for you sef, You no dey try lai lai, See the way wey u just use wan finish the entire cultural and ethinic groups wey dey Obodo nigeria,

Nneoma o gini ka indi calabar mey? If any Calabar man read that ur post, Na one small juju dem go DHL give you.

But on the real, what do you nigerian ladies want??

Me I no go fit give girl flower o!! To me na waste of money, instead collect perfume, make you dey smell fresh and sweet all the time.

Nigerians and Africans in general no get that mugu for their blood wey una dey call romance,

Ro, gini?? Na valentines wey I suffer buy babe designer perfume, and one expensive wrist watch finish, You no wetin she give me?? 50naira card and one pen wey no reach 100naira,

Omo if you want naija man romance, come ehn go carry you go boutique, you go buy clothe. Una go come go Mr Biggs Buy like 300naira thing. Den ehn fit carry u go market make you buy things wey you go use cook for am, maybe even soap to wash ehn cloth, Then una go go house enta room talk small, Phork from night till early morning,, then for morning you go go cook wash ehn cloth, then use transport go house,

I dey play oh. I romantic pass like that, at least i go go drop you for junction.

Ladies I'm just being an ass,

But please explainn to me what you will consider as being romantic, and no about buying flowers o!

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@Esss

You think it is rocket science abi?

I beg go siddon for "garawa"(dustbin"!  Anything your babe wants is what is romantic to her!  It is an individual preference!  It is not a "one size fits all phenomenon"  Some babes like "coke and biscuit", some like "pocket money", some like all this "sucking and licking sh*t", others like showing them to your friends for acceptance!------them go dey pose!  them go dey them ge them ge! (singing)!  

You go ask the babe now, study am and know wetin im want to give the ultimate satisfaction of una "body and soul" for you!  HABA!  I go send you go back to school oh!

@ikemafa

You dey laff abi? Okay! These guys wan take me play oh! Any other questions? Make I for educate una, since una no get anybody to teach una for house!

none carry go!

I get question O

but you for tell us qwa, which ethnic groups for women romantic pass, Cos apart from akwa ibom girls that does it better than yours, (in bed), I no sabi o,

So teacher abeg teach me

2) My husband is a "proper" igbo guy! The most romantic set in Nigeria! I always go for the best you know! Our collective experiences with them oyinbo/latinos people them are keeping our marriage "spicy"! I mean the bobo still calls me at work to sing to me on my lunch break! Drives my co-workers nuts with envy! So please nothing wrong with sampling and looking for the home "boy"! For cultural reasons and to raise my kids, I prefer to go back to Nigeria to settle down. Any problem with it?

The man no dey romantic. . .na craze dey worry am. How you go sing for afternoon?

@topic
What the hell is romantic?Are Nigerian women romantic?No!So why should we be?Rubbish

@man how dare you insult somebodys hubby?

you chop winch?

trust you to begin yarn okpata

e be like sey you dey find kwapta

singing on lunch break is sooooo GAY, the dude is getting it from behind I tell you

so we all should go and sample well well so we can become romantik? shio

debosky:

singing on lunch break is sooooo GAY, the dude is getting it from behind I tell you

so we all should go and sample well well so we can become romantik? shio

" " another crase man don enter thread oh!


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@Ika

Honestly,isn't the man barking mad?   How can you be singing on the phone in the afternoon.Too early to be intoxicated,he obviously has some loose screws.Either that or he is cheating big time,and he is trying to overcompensate  

I'm sure he sings like a fairy, if you catch my drift

Okay,let me grant him the benefit of doubt.He is not crazy,he is just on the down low

Na wah oh!  I beg one after the other!  Awon jealousy!  Una wan kill me?  I beg we both work for night oh! We still sing in the afternoon too for "heated" pleasure!  I beg make una no vex too much oh!  I know say e dey pain una guys well well!

Una say I marry krase man abi?  At least I don marry!  Make una just try make I see how many of una go reach altar with all una "juju"!  LOL! Am I having fun or what?

@Seun
You go make me shareholder for Nairaland oh!  I am bringing you plenty, plenty customers!

@Esss

I am not a "lesbianese" so I cannot tell you about "best" woman in bed! I think you guys can answer that question!

I just been wan ask were you dey were all these guys just dey fax u all dis dynamite,

Militia I know say una girls sabi gossip well, well. So which gossip wey you don hear for woman side wey fit make you believe say dem girls from that area sabi romantic,

But if ur bobo dey sing for hot afternoon, ehn for kukuma go american idol at once,

@topic

Are they?

Esss:

I just been wan ask were you dey were all these guys just dey fax u all this dynamite,

Militia I know say una girls sabi gossip well, well. So which gossip wey you don hear for woman side wey fit make you believe say them girls from that area sabi romantic,

But if your bobo dey sing for hot afternoon, ehn for kukuma go american idol at once,

you,debo and I-man no go kill me with laughter.
My own bobo can do everything but sing.
I dey get flowers,cards,dinners but the day he sings on the phone,I will be very concerned

But then militia's hubby may have a voice like Lionel Richie,mine doesn't.

@All-o-y'all!

I say my guy sings correct "igbo"songs to my ear!  Serious "celestine ukwu" romantic stuff!  That is one of my own "romantic" moments oh!  I no get problem with am oh!  So what is y'all's bizz in the matter?  To each his own jare!  If im gay oh? Or im no gay oh!  He has proved himself to me and that is all that counts---3 pickins to show for all that gay "sweetness"!

@I-man

I say it pleases me wellu wellu!

MILITIA:

@All-o-y'all!

I say my guy sings correct "igbo"songs to my ear! Serious "celestine ukwu" romantic stuff! That is one of my own "romantic" moments oh! I no get problem with am oh! So what is y'all's bizz in the matter? To each his own jare! If im gay oh? Or im no gay oh! He has proved himself to me and that is all that counts---3 pickins to show for all that gay "sweetness"!

militia I've read some of your posts here your "wealth of experience" and expertise is mind boggling.
Please softly,we have some minors on the forum.
Don't corrupt the young minds

@babyosisi!

Seun says it is okay!    Any minor that dares come to Nairaland should face da music!  That is what I call "headstart" programme for the young and inquisitive mind!

My own na small one now! Did you see how many "licking and sucking" minor experts we have on Niaraland? C'mon---mine is child's play!

you keep making references to ashewo,there's more to romance than bedmatics

militia so u married a romantic igbo guy, good is coming from your onu that ur hus is igbo(nigeria) and romantic as well want a contradictory woman or gyl u are. Are u sure u are married with all this time on this forum(morning, afternoon and night) it shows that u are not romantic to ur husband. waiting for u.

@Fromuk

That is because I have done my "duties" and this is my "spare" time!  I get computer for work too oh!   I do not want to miss you guys too much! Are you lonesome darling? I can send some "romance" ya way!

but u can afford to miss him, what an unromantic reply, pray he did not see this one if at all u are married cos i still doubt it 101% or are u at work?

I dey jealous dis your bobo o!!

Dis na lesson to all 9ja girls, If you want make ur man romantic give you, you dey do the following things;

1. You get sabi phock pass ashawo wey don get 45years experience, that is to say you go dey show over-skill for bedroom, {very important lesson}
2. You go sabi cook, no be fried rice o!! thins like Isi ewu, Nkwobi, Ugba and opkoroko, ofe onugbu, ofe nsala, fresh fish pepper soup, e.t.c
3. You go dey clean house, dey wash cloth dey iron am too, dey even wash motor (like those girls for music videos "my neck, my back, lick my , y and , k"
4. You go dey do exercise so your body go dey like shakira and beyonce own,
5. Then you go dey wear oyinbo clothe dem, you no go dey tie wrappa dey waka for house like say you dey village,

I swear say if you do this things, your bobo go romantic pass wetin you fit think. if you want make eh dey sing for mid-night sef, that wan na small tin