HR.hotness:


_{*** chocking at the blatant falsehood***}
Whaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!

U really have to believe me.

chika98:

Ihula gi eh. Biko ooh

Translate.

tope2000:

Lmao
Abeg carry out virgin ass comot for hia
I hate male virgins
i want a guy that will teach me a thing or two if u know what i mean

Women are funny animals.
U don't want a playa, u don't want a virgin.
So what in the name of zeus do u want??

@sauron
All i want is a normal guy who isnt just a virgin, is that too much to ask

Ebony-Silk:

stop shaking in your jeans.
am reformed. Quiet and nicer

Reformed?? Who comes out Ekiti reformed? The fountain of trouble. Quiter indeed.

~Sauron~:

U really have to believe me.

Translate. U sef. That's all i said

Women are funny animals.
U don't want a playa, u don't want a virgin.
So what in the name of zeus do u want??

Someone inbtwn.

Sweet T:


Reformed?? Who comes out Ekiti reformed? The fountain of trouble. Quiter indeed.

she o tuti bere?
kilo n se e?

tope2000:

@sauron
All i want is a normal guy who isnt just a virgin, is that too much to ask

Quit wasting your time, there are no more virgins on planet earth. I was the last virgin until i was 16.

chika98:

Someone inbtwn.

I see. . . . . .I used to think women want male virgins.
21st century women are  

tope2000:

@sauron
All i want is a normal guy who isnt just a virgin, is that too much to ask

I am a normal guy, babes.
The normal-est geezer u can ever meet in this part of the world.

Ebony-Silk:

she o tuti bere?
kilo n se e?

I beg your pardon?? Que noe?

~Sauron~:

I see. . . . . .I used to think women want male virgins.
21st century women are  

They are what? Oh let me guess CONFUSED??

Sweet T:

I beg your pardon?? Que noe?

see this one feeling funky
You're now in texas o gbo ede yoruba mon.
Funky bobo

Ebony-Silk:

see this one feeling funky
You're now in texas o gbo ede yoruba mon.
Funky bobo

When did speaking Ekiti becomes Yoruba??

Yeah that's it, Morenike! Hey, come to Texas, i got something for you.

Deshannel:

see as u fine

Sweet T:

Quit wasting your time, there are no more virgins on planet earth. I was the last virgin until i was 16.

Ermmmm. . . . . . thanks

~Sauron~:

I am a normal guy, babes.
The normal-est geezer u can ever meet in this part of the world.

lol. . .
There isnt anything normal about a guy in his mid 20's _{thanks to tgirl} and still a virgin
sowry but maybe if u deflower yaself sha then maybe but till then

Sweet T:

When did speaking Ekiti becomes Yoruba??

am sorry. . . .we speak French.
Abeg, ma feel funky lo jare.
Nothing do you. . . .na the maccaroni and cheese wey dey enter the wrong . . . .

tope2000:

There isnt anything normal about a guy in his mid 20's _{thanks to tgirl} and still a virgin
sowry but maybe if u deflower yaself sha then maybe

U are crazy!!!
Okay. . . .I have a confession to make.
I am not what i said i was.

chika98:

They are what? Oh let me guess CONFUSED??

Nah. . . . .Amazing!!

Sweet T:

Yeah that's it, Morenike! Hey, come to Texas, i got something for you.

because you're drunk? No thanks

~Sauron~:

U really have to believe me.

HA! not in ur life mista

Women are funny animals.
U don't want a playa, u don't want a virgin.
So what in the name of zeus do u want??

playas r fun for playtime. . .
virgins r better husbands, pref a geek

Ebony-Silk:

because you're drunk? No thanks

Tell your half sister that her Babalawo missed the Target. The wreck made stronger, leaner and grew me an abs of steel. ha ha ha. Only thing lost was a good bike. You and TOH need christ.

~Sauron~:

U are crazy!!!
Okay. . . .I have a confession to make.
I am not what i said i was.

So what r u then

Sweet T:

Tell your half sister that her Babalawo missed the Target. The wreck made stronger, leaner and grew me an abs of steel. ha ha ha. Only thing lost was a good bike. You and TOH need christ.

Thank you. ani Jesu l'Oluwa.
now it's your turn. . . .are you ready for the Lord?

come o, wats the deal btn u n sweet T sef?

tope2000:

So what r u then

A non-V with 50 years experience.

HR.hotness:

HA! not in ur life mista

Ask ma GP.

playas r fun for playtime. . .
virgins r better husbands, pref a geek

Playas r better husbands(they have been there, done that).
As soon as a geek tastes the forbidden fruit, be rest assured he would shag everything in skirt in your neighbourhood.
Don't be caught out.

Ebony-Silk:

because you're drunk? No thanks

yeah right, act like you don't like it. I'm offering you a VIP treatment and your Ekiti ego is refusing it ?

@sauron
50 yrs experience
Are u btn 62-65yrs old?

Sweet T:

yeah right, act like you don't like it. I'm offering you a VIP treatment and your Ekiti ego is refusing it ?

I know real men when I see one. . . .and right now, am seeing through you

tope2000:

come o, wats the deal btn u n sweet T sef?

We were once married. Got it?

tope2000:

@sauron
50 years experience
Are u btn 62-65yrs old?

61 actually with a strong SPINE.

~Sauron~:


Playas r better husbands(they have been there, done that).
As soon as a geek tastes the forbidden fruit, be rest assured he would shag everything in skirt in your neighbourhood.
Don't be caught out.

thats d idea. . . d only diff being i'll hav a diff skirt on every day  

Sweet T:

We were once married. Got it?

something dey trouble you. Go and get help

Ebony-Silk:

I know real men when I see one. . . .and right now, am seeing through you

Obviously you don't know a real man. because you can get any realer than this. Got it?

Sweet T:

Obviously you don't know a real man. because you can get any realer than this. Got it?

same ol cheesy lines?