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RomanceRe: Urgent by 1Battery(op): 6:13pm On Apr 07, 2023
paulgabrielz:
what network??
Mtn
RomanceUrgent by 1Battery(op): 6:09pm On Apr 07, 2023
Please I mistakenly recharged 5000k through my bank instead of 500 ,how can I convert it to cash back.
RomanceRe: How Do People Make It In Nigeria?? by 1Battery(m): 9:52am On Apr 05, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
i am just stating what someone said yesterday... but if thats the only money i had, then i would manage it, yes. what else could/would you do?
Ha bros na lie oo shocked
CrimeRe: Beautiful Lady Apologises To Her Male Friend After Threatening Her For Rape by 1Battery(m): 7:53pm On Apr 04, 2023
This girl needs to taste prison
RomanceI Now Womanise With My Money by 1Battery(op): 7:16pm On Apr 01, 2023
It looks like I have changed since the past one year now ever since I broke with my lond time babe who is now my ex , I see my self bringing different types of girls home I just don't know what going on, I see my self approaching any babe and bringing her home the next three days i keep spending unnecessary. i can't spend my weekend without any girl visiting me,
Since the last 2 years I have spent upto two million

How do I stop...
RomanceRe: Can A Smoker Stop Smoking Forever? by 1Battery(op): 4:46pm On Mar 31, 2023
[quote author=VenExchangee post=122199998]Yeah its possible only when God intervenes.
I think God never intervene on my own o because for now I don't think its possible for me to stop smoking [/quot

Is not easy bro , throughout last year I promised not to smoke and i did but since this year it has been on another level for me ,I smoke with no joy.
RomanceCan A Smoker Stop Smoking Forever? by 1Battery(op): 4:35pm On Mar 31, 2023
I don't think is easy.
PoliticsRe: How Ex-boko Haram Leader, Shekau, Fled Without Pregnant Wife, Army Tells NHRC by 1Battery(m): 3:58pm On Mar 29, 2023
[quote author=SmartPolician post=122149322]The supremacy fight between Boko Haram and ISWAP has helped Nigeria's military in the war against insurgency. If the two terror groups agree to work together, that's a big problem of everyone.

By the way, can they just talking about Shekau? That guy has died like 10 times since he assumed the head of Boko Haram from Mohammed Yusuf. [/quote

This shekau doesn't die
RomanceRe: I Just Experienced The Worst Pandemic In Life by 1Battery(op): 7:02pm On Mar 28, 2023
benqo01:
Go for thorough cleaning for that finger no use am play o
See me that loves to eat eba with my hands na spoon I come the use now.
RomanceRe: I Just Experienced The Worst Pandemic In Life by 1Battery(op): 6:41pm On Mar 28, 2023
Zonefree:
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My condolences to that finger. The stench will last up to 6 days unless you use IZAL, mix with Dettol and Tetmosal soap to wash your hand.

Please my brother, in whatever you do in this life, never you put your precious finger inside the kpekus of a Nigerian girl wearing tight.
I have tried every antiseptic nothing is going off.
RomanceI Just Experienced The Worst Pandemic In Life by 1Battery(op): 6:22pm On Mar 28, 2023
Oh my God some girls vagina can smell for Africa, a beautiful Barney that I have been arranging since the past 1 month now finally came guys you can't believe this while I was romancing the girl I perceived something but I had to shun it so we went deep Omo as I comot trouser come take of tight guys my nose no fit talk wetin ein smell jeez the odour down there was so disgusting I just got turned off I couldn't proceed any more the finger I used in fingering her I had to use it to rub on her face make she no say she is disgusting, I just use vex tell am say make she comot I don't want to do any more,she had to were her clothes with shame and left I was just wondering how can a beautiful with nice class gat these bad smell ,right now am not in my right of senses each girl I see now gets me thinking of the type of thing I experienced.
RomanceRe: Is My Friend Overthinking This? by 1Battery(m): 2:25pm On Mar 28, 2023
Wawelexy:
Oil dey your head bro, some male Nairalander forming Alpha are actually scared of their wives at home, may be as a result of respect, financially responsibility or blinded love.... Such person would do anything to avoid the wrought of the wife...

If that neighbor wan use him friend, him no go spray the perfume for him presence...

Highness on its own will make you feel insecure even with your friends (esp weed, loud or colos). Everybody go resemble ritualist for your eye once you are high, I have witnessed a lot of displays of highness scene where the victim would be crying for help that his friends and brother whom they were flexing together are planning to use him for ritual... Lols... No be him fault, na wetin the weed dey play for him head him dey display... Most of them don't believe they actually acted that way unless they were filmed and showed their playbacks... Life of a stoner grin grin
I can relate 😀😀
EventsRe: Happy 26th Birthday To Me In Advance!! - 2k To 26 Nl'ers by 1Battery(m): 12:39pm On Mar 19, 2023
Happy birthday to you I wish you long life and prosperity,

3112055050 fisrt bank
RomanceRe: Will I Ever Make It In This Life? by 1Battery(m): 10:50pm On Mar 17, 2023
Blupen:
Lol only a dead man has no hope
bury your pride and get a job any job at all then start learning forex youtube videos will give you a better strategy to trade with, use your anyhow jobs money to focus on forex, it won't be easy but after 1-2 years you will begin to see changes in your life op i promise you this, degree is nothing
Age is nothing
and nobody is looking at you, you are all alone in this world and try to change your mindset about yourself and how you see life
How do I learn bro
RomanceKindly Confused by 1Battery(op): 9:52am On Mar 17, 2023
For those of us that are still using meter ,how do nepa people know the house that house it's own nepa bill.
FamilyRe: This Lady, ADEPOJU BUSAYO, Is Missing In Oyo (Photo) by 1Battery(m): 12:19pm On Mar 15, 2023
I pray the don't see her skull,but her whole body alive.
RomanceRe: Emergency by 1Battery(op): 8:55pm On Mar 14, 2023
1Battery:
Please can someone help me with sub I have been trying to open my bank app since morning sub it has been writing network application failed,

MTN 08138216327
Thanks
RomanceEmergency by 1Battery(op): 4:17pm On Mar 14, 2023
Please can someone help me with sub I have been trying to open my bank app since morning sub it has been writing network application failed,

MTN 08138216327
Thanks
RomanceMy Older Married Ex Wants Me Go Get Her Pregnant by 1Battery(op): 4:24pm On Mar 11, 2023
It has been been almost 2 years since we broke up now just because she wanted to marry and time and age was telling on her ,so I understood.
Ever since then we've not met because I deleted and blocked her ,not until last month I bumped into her in a shopping so we decided to have some chit chat, she was now telling me how she misses me that even up till now she can't get me off her mind that she doesn't know the type of love or likeness she had for ,I simply told her that was in the past she should move on I can't have anything with her again,
She felt bad and was like she doesn't wants to let me go ,I had to stand up and leave her there for her to call me the following day and tell me she wants to have my kid that I should get her pregnant.
I dunno what to do cause I still have feelings for her she has always been there for me ,I still miss her I just don't know if I should take the risk of her having my kid.
PoliticsRe: INEC Rejects LP’s Request To Witness BVAS Reconfiguration by 1Battery(m): 7:03am On Mar 10, 2023
Inec is hiding something the are all scared
RomanceRe: What Is Your Sweetest Revenge? by 1Battery(m): 8:54pm On Mar 09, 2023
Treassured:
Hmmm Lienus.

How would you Pour Cameroon Pepper In a Water and the Person wouldn't Notice.
The pepper use to be dark it self ,he didn't notice any because I made sure It settled in the water well,na aki and paw paw vibes when I de small so no reason am.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Sweetest Revenge? by 1Battery(m): 4:47pm On Mar 06, 2023
I remember when I was flogged by my elderly brother that very day he told me to put water for him to bath in the bathroom,I poured one full roll of Cameroon pepper in his water when he finished he started running around like someone who was being flogged spiritualy 🤣🤣🤣 I no fit forget that day.
PoliticsRe: President Election: Confusion As INEC Uploads Female’s Picture On Result Portal by 1Battery(m): 7:02pm On Feb 28, 2023
This election is the most useless election I have ever experienced
PoliticsRe: Obaseki To Peter Obi: You Lack The Experience To Be Nigeria's Next President by 1Battery(m): 6:08pm On Feb 22, 2023
It was every ones first time.
RomanceRe: I Don't Enjoy Sex With Women by 1Battery(m): 8:17pm On Feb 20, 2023
Umbrateeth04:
but I know you enjoy me ramming your anus..I remember the time I inserted dick inside your anus and you were speaking in tongues..I mixed out a thick paste of your shit and blood and Amy sperm and you sucked and swallowed it cheerfully grin grin grin
Wtf you disgusting brah damn
RomanceRe: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by 1Battery(m): 3:02pm On Feb 20, 2023
Bro you really need to be careful
RomanceRe: My Husband Wants To Bring In A Househelp by 1Battery(m): 10:11am On Feb 18, 2023
You always lie to get attention

Fake story spotted
RomanceRe: Why I Don't Chat With Nigeria Girls by 1Battery(m): 8:43am On Feb 17, 2023
Only a Fool will waste his time dying for an infested Margot vagina.
Those people there kpekus the smell ehh.
RomanceRe: My Boss Coerced Me To Do This, And I Regret It by 1Battery(m): 8:29pm On Feb 16, 2023
You can lie ehh

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