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Proud imo-ite!!!

jp philips: yea!! dats the pain of having semi literate parents, they could have met anywhere with or without FB, i get more business proposals at the church, hang outs, occasions and even in the office.

security calls; oga pesin wan see you, who? he calls a name, not familiar, ok put him or her on the phone,good morning sir; i am a marketer, let him in.im looking for a job, what is your area of specialty, linguistics,sorry we have no need for them

these are daily life scenarios, for effective business to take place, there must be an element of trust. if in doubt ask inspired autos.




i manage a fleet where all the vehicles were procured by someone i don't even know in person from the US, so advice your parents to sit up and think straight.

Oga fleet manager- u deserve a standing ovation,u have achieved
In life,congrats! If u have a wife and kids(I feel sorry 4 them)
If u are yet to have them(I feel sorry for them)
Semi literate parents don't trust their children-right.
I'm sure ur parents are well educated,my 'semi literate' parents
Are showing concern about d issue and we are discussing
It like a family should. Its not because they don't trust
Their daughter- u are d one that should get ur self important head to think straight.
And wen u are done with that,get ur superiority airs out of here and go hang out with your
Security woman!

Ewelability!! 96.9 cool fm baby!
Is it sports,music,talk,news,issues,they
See d funny side 2 all issues.
I think They should b 1st.

jennykadry: Is this :ouseless ajegunle brought up Who claims to be an Americana still typing like someone that is misspelling because she has a d!ld0 inside her azz?

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Hey lady!take it easy!! Are u saying nothing good can come
Out of 'ajegunle'?

phraze: Guy na wa 4u o, leave my sis alone na. Ok wetin consine 'Kai' wit english language. Answa me o... @OP u could make a good writer o, love the way you went abt the description, especially the path where ur Mum was saying 'everytime peepeepee on phone/computer' lol.. I laughed dear. Keep any Topic u have again comin my dear u have a style of expression.

Thanks much:-)

Mzsolex: . what difference does it make, a lot y'all still take experience as the best teacher!

I take it d lectures u received @school hasn't made any diff. In ur ndu!!

Okay, dad finished his cup of tea, my younger brother brought Sunday Sun newspaper to him, he read through and saw the 'Cynthia' story. Gbam, he beckoned me and asked if i had seen it
I knew what was coming,so I said yes its an old story and ran into my room.

Mum came out with my other bothers and they made the whole story about me because i am a girl, especially mum saying 'every time 'peepeepee' on the phone/computer, becareful o please my daughter

elder brother is even making it worse by telling them More stories about the 'pains of internet' hmm!


RIP to her.

I am franca!! U arnt listening-"standard"
If u had seen our waec n neco results
U wuld tink d school didn't want progress
Yet we still got so many students,dt some had2 be sent back
It was run by missionaries dt even muslims had no qualms!all
because of d "standard"
Tho it wasn't easy2 make good grades,they trained us well
And 2day most of my classmates r doing well.

I was in d same situation but I went2 a private sch @abuja and it was excellent I tell u. Dnt mind d person
Talkn bou 'supporting malpractice' it depends
On d standard of d school! I was a bright student but I culdnt cope dere.
I know of a school@ owerri,no matter who u are if ur child fails maths n english-he/she repeats d class,its all about d 'private school's standard'.

Good morning,I stay around apapa and would like to ask
If I could send my c.v to ur email in case of any vacancy
In ur company. thanks

Hello guys! Pls I wanna start paying my tithes. But I don't understand how it works,
Like [b][/b]d calculations and how often I should do it!tanks guys.

Yu start2 cook @10pm,Your kerosene finish 4 stove as your jollofrice neva done#blame it on jonathan#

I sympathize with u! But dear,u are married-4better for worse-now can't you get a job?do you have a certificate or something?33 aint old(u are still young and strong) U can learn a trade,and these days there are so many cooperative organizations for small scale business or vocational centres where you can learn something @a subsidized rate. Pls don't even think that you can sleep around your way out of this cos it may definitely backfire on you. I know some ladies that have four kids with no help!yet they hustle hard!nigerian women are strong,so if you are still one then,be strong,stay strong and earn/work. ur way outta this. Gods grace.

Others meaning other doctors!

I've got thyrgium,@ first it wasn't noticeable(started late 2010) now its definitely obvious.it has crossed d brown circle and d corner of my eye(d right) is nw almost always pinkish red. Some doctors say I should operate on it,others say I shouldn't that it will still grow back!am confused! What should I do? Its has really affected my self esteem apart from the discomfort.

Lwkmd -u guys r hilarious!

Dating a man that never kisses,only wants to have sex! Does that tell anything about the relationship,like he doesn't love her enough? or are there some guys who naturally don't like it? Mind u- d lady does not have mouth odour!

@Mynd44-maybe I shuld say(nah!aint nobody getting screwed!he aint screwing with my heart and I am not screwing with his body.)I already knew what I had to do,just wanted 2 get other opinions#shikena#kpomkpom.

@horny4u-u have said it all! Am relieved.tanks again

@mynd44-u spoke well except bou d LovePeddler part.he disappeard cos I refused 2 sleep with him,and I said I like him cos he is smart and funny.if its d money I would have slept with him since.@lumiwoeva-u must be psychotic and also a psycho! Where did I not reap and where d eff r my sowing? U must be a dead dumbass moving zombie!! I just want2 know if he is for real or just a pling ting.ah!ah!

I met dis man 2yrs back(found out he is a divorcee-d wife refused to return back 2 9ja,so they divorced).anyway he showers money and gifts on me and I haven't been intimate with him yet. Along the line he stopped calling me 4 almost a year,then early this year he came back,repeating the gifts and all!his friends are all womanizers and I see him as one too.he is 10yrs older than me and he is always talking about sleeping with me.is that why he gives me gifts?I mean he can as well get sex anywhere without spending much money the way he does.he is very wealthy and apart from that I like him because he is also smart and funny,and I may give in,but I feel he just wants to sleep with me and go. what do you think?if sex is his problem and I haven't given in yet he should have looked elsewhere but he still wants me.

Hey eastern guy! U hve 2be clear bou d qualities u want,k