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If she doesn't have a job.yet. And she has been TRYING HARD to get one- aint nothing wrong if you support her!

But if she aint making any attempt at getting a job,and is always begging,then you have the right not to support her.

There are times when really a girl doesn't have even #20 in her purse, except you want her getting her money by hook or crook!!

Omexonomy: b4 u start the insult i ply that road from apapa to oshodi can any body please point out which part is fash talking about. Note i am not a PDP member and i hate lies.

Are u sure its d same apapa-oshodi in lagos!! Cos some parts there are very bad!

I fear cows especially brown ones,

I fear the goats in emure ekiti state(behave like humans)

I fear getting married 2 the wrong man,

I fear crossing bridges(pako,3rd mainland,river 9ja,any bridge)

I fear sugar daddies

afam4eva: This is the exact same reason why i hate traveling. That's why i feel sorry for people who travel too often because the more you travel the more likely you'll be involved in an accident and the more likely you'll see Jesus. I don't travel except it's absolutely necessarily.

Generally my phobia is the fear of dieing:

When walking by the road side, i almost watch all the cars passing to make sure none has lost control because i don't want the newspapers the next day to read "Car loses control kills ten" - God forbid

When i'm on a bike or in a car and the driver stops besides a trailer, i usually come out and run before the trailer will fall because this kind of news is very common - Tufiakwa

If i'm crossing the road, i always even if it's a one-way road, i always look left and right and if no car is coming, i beat Usain bolts record by running with a speed of light. Big boy no dey for that one oo. Because if you do shakara for road ou must be ready to do shakara in coffin. Death is no respecter of persons.

I don't even attempt to quarrel or fight with people because in my mind i'm thinking "What if this guy gives me one punch and i don't wake up, what will happen?".

I try as much as possible not to annoy any of my clients because in my mind they might decide to assassinate me. I was scared in my pants the day a client called me after i blocked his website and told me that he will deal with me in this lagos. O boy the kind fear wey catch me that day ee. If i just see any guy passing by, i would think he was sent to me that he would bring out a gun and shoot me - Tufiakwa.

Eziokwu egbuolam ebe a! U got my moms staring @me like I've gone crazy

Mrs jack sparrow

November 6

[quote author=Czar-Chris]To be honest, to be an only child is a curse i wouldn't even wish on my worst enermy.

I was an only child for 16yrs, before my mum gave birth to my kid sister. My dad overprotective, let me not talk about my mum, her's was an obsession. Everybody was on my case back then, the teachers, the neighbours even the church pastors to gain favour from my dad, anything i did was reported eyes/spies where everywhere.

The pampering was so much I actually developed an inferiority complex in primary school and early secondary school, cause everybody avoided me and my dad didn't even want me to have friends then, he was just too over-protective.
My best friend then was a portion of the wall in my room, i talked to it, played soccer with it*Damn*(I believe it helped me develope an active imagination).But the loneliness was killing.

When my mum had my sis I was just overjoyed that the attention has shifted from me. But later i became jealous cos she practically took all the attention and I was getting non..lol(a classic case of be careful wat u wish for).

But we have matured into very best friends now. Thank God for that, and she is in S.S 1 now.

Its the pressure from all sides now to get married following my dad's death that's really pissing me off now.[/quote]Remember honour thy mother:



Single lady passing by..

Single lady passing by...

From BB broadcast:

Questions:
•Are they buying blackberry porsche for these farmers?
•Are they going to preload the Presidents number in all the phones? As the reason for the purchase is because they want the farmers to have direct contact with the Government.
•Who did the calculation and came up with 10million farmers? Was Obasanjo counted as well?
•Even @ N50,000 per phone....how does it come up to N60billion?
•If they're buying the phones in bulk,doesn't it attract a large volume of discount?
•Did the farmers complain that their problem is a mobile phone?

Possible facts:
•Maybe Obama will distribute the phones himself.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt shovel and fertalizer in them.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt tractors

Darn! We got some ice block hearted men here!


Thank God for my brothers, they would beat his a.ss up over and over again!
just knowing u got someone behind you-,its the thought or action that counts
That's what family are for-support-

Its not ideal but they will do it anyway!!!
Me brothers dem a bad man(jamaican accent)

when I was quite young, what my young ears heard them call eachother was - DARn

But as I grew up I realised it was- DARling

I guess after over 30 yrs of marriage the 'DARling' changed to 'DARn'

To all d inspirers,advisers,1st to comment people,funny ppl,funny images,geniuses,smart people,garri activists

insulters,gbagauners,yabbers,teasers,flirts,agbari socketers,scammers,spammers,mods,banners,hiding posters,viewers

thread closers,9ja ppl,janded ppl,SEUN!

I say a merry christmas to u all

No force,no power or principality can stop us

Now,open ur mouth and begin 2 pray! Begin to pray! Begin to praaaaaaaaaaay

Ni oruko jesu oluwa wa,amin.

D title should have been- the most popular dance steps in 9ja for 2012


Have you seen elderly mothers wearing their blouse, two wrappers and gele dancing etghi? very funny I tell u


Or a brother wearing only boxers twisting to azono-hilarious and faggish.


Which one is kokoma?

O loRd! Sooo much animosity here about women

Someone said what makes a lady is d hole btw her legs! Daaaayuum

Guys why this hatred! Reading thru I felt like I was choking,it felt dark and eerie reading these comments

D women folk seem to be doomed!!

Is there any hope? Seeing as we are such a mess! What do u guys think is d solution?

When u hate and curse on women,remember that some were pushed into that life! I know of girls who their fathers don't give a frack about them!

When u treat women as valueless,nothing but a hole,she grows up that way!

When u give preferential treatment 2 ur male child,wen u tell her that d only thing she was born to do was to give birth,of course she must give birth for a rich man!

I suggest that since things are this bad then, u MEN,d husband material,d awesome ones,d decent ones,d good ones,d chosen ones,d moneymakers,d make money bitches follow,

If and when u get married 2moro- get INVOLVED in ur daughter's life-
Don't say she is just a she,its a woman thing or I have no bizness with women
Be the change u want to be, it starts with U! Start from her cradle to nurture her d way u want her to be! Stop talking and start working!

Since the current generation of women are doomed!this is d only solution to this problem- well except u KILL us all off


But then again u may say: I have no bizness involving in woman bizness!!!

andyanders: 100% true talk. Na now I see woman wey get brain and wise.God bless you for saying the truth.

Lol thanks! Believe me 'women wey get brain and still make brains still dey'

oyin50: brilliant! But tonnes of men still chases me though.

Sure thing babe there are always exceptions thank God! Am sure u are one of them,enjoy d chase o!

geekinthelead: hmmm ndidi1.. you lookin very unique to me you know? swaggalicious!!!

:odear! Aint no swagger here o! Just saying my piece! Thanks for the compliment tho.

geekinthelead: hmmm ndidi1.. you lookin very unique to me you know? swaggalicious!!!

dear! Aint no swagger here o! Just saying my piece! Thanks for the compliment tho.

In d history of advertising: a trader/manufacturer was d only one involved in a business,he was unique so as long as word went out on how good he is or what type of goods he could provide-people beat path thru d bushes just to get to him. he had no need 2 advertise his wares!!


Today,COMPETITION is too much and if he doesn't beat thru d bush part to look for his customers-he shall go unrecognized and hungry!!

What are my saying: before ladies were unique in their own right,and u wuld see men fighting,slaying dragon,doing competitions,etc for a particular woman,

But today! For where,we have to advertise ourselves just to get a hi! competition is too much,we all tend to look alike,no differences,noting unique anymore because we choose to follow d crowd-thus we are d ones fighting,doing juju,just to get d man.

It used 2be fun and part of the norm! I mean imagine one's hubby saying: I did this and this just to get my woman!my wife suffered me o.

But now,hear us when we jist with friends: omo eh babe,if I tell u wetin I do to get this man! No be small thing#phew#

Even some mothers are to blame here too!

what a shame really.

I have this aunt that was made LG chairman! Meeen! Come and see her slapping grown up- pot bellied- dimkpa/agbalagba MEN anyhow! U even had to answer her as 'yes sir'

True most of us tend to overdue it.

3 words-simple-lovely-elegant!

And I love love love d rings, simple yet elegant-these words describe me enough

I hope my future hubby gets this for me o!

Not some otumokpo looking engagement/wedding rings or some that look like a master key that can open all doors.

Lovely couple.

Plastic surgery is for medical reasons

Cosmetic surgery is to enhance ones physical appearance(beauty)

Vain or not, its no biggy!.

yuzedo: Jeeezossss! Chei! Ishi, sweerie, I can eggzplain..

You see as a fine, cute, sweet, shy, romantic boy that I am I was on my own that scheming Jessebell 1ndidi2 came to proposition me because she has heard that my humble and good self Di.ck-A 1 of my LGA am VERY well endowed
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...
.... Ishi pls take me back
Still waiting for ur yeye call since morning btw!

Hell hath no fury than a woman(with 5 solid brothers)scorned>:O

yuzedo: Sweerie, post two pictures (one black & white) of the sweet yellowpawpaw tomato-jos sexxxxxyyy legs.. So that I'll know if I won't mind

My dear! Its not a small thing o!

Ill post it, only if u promise to teach me how to play"snooker"

Experience! Hmm!

Growing up amongst boys,I wanted to do everything they did

So I experience(mented) with my 1st banger tutorial-

My elder one was teaching me how to hold d stick and light it on the match,as an enthusiastic learner,I was concentrating on lighting d useless thing when I heard KPA-KPO(my younger brother had already lit one and placed it quietly near my sweet leg

Today I have a permanent tattoo on my yellowpawpaw tomato jos left leg

I hope my future hubby doesn't mind it tho!

OCTAVO: Our problem in NIGERIA is that we love conditionally!
WHAT HAS BODY SIZE GOT TO DO WITH LOVE?

Conditionally! Exactly

When u love someone to get something in return, whilst couples ought to love themselves unconditionally.

Maxymilliano: At least, you got your eyes fed with the protruding ti.t...

Fed ke? As in how? U well
Btw you and i,who does it look like she will feed

Maxymilliano: Patience Faka Jonathan is at liberty to dress in whatever way she deemed fit to her in-law burial, why that should cause headache for some people is what I can't fathom?

There is no controversy anywhere, burial ceremony is seen as a celebration of life in some homes and not mourning as people thought, the ti.ts on display should be a compenastion for such warped 'controversial' imagination.

Can u explain more on ur last statement"the tits being a compensation" part

Damn! Ihere

goldiam: if only i no d true essence of all dis peagent i jst hai anoda one dem say na miss hip abi wetin b all dis rubbish sef so e don reach d level wey person wey get big hip go come out for runway naija i bow ooo

As in eh! I just heard of the "miss hip" pageant onthe radio!! What da frack