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dre11:
A man who wanted to rape his friend's wife in the farm got what he deserved.




http://pulse.ng/gist/what-he-deserves-married-woman-cuts-off-husbands-friends-penis-id4159795.html

mrkels: My broda don't mind them, silly thieves, that was how I recharged 1,500 last week friday thinking I ll get 3k in my account, only for me to check my account with *556# and I saw 118naira, I nearly faint. I later found out that you see it with *889# and it expires once the weekend is over, so imagine looking for who to call with 3k during the weekend, it was hell I tell you, started calling peeps I don't call on a normal day.

cogitoErgo: I am to come to Ilorin on Monday, usualy I will reach by nite, say around 9:00pm and I usualy stay in a guest house on Offa Road. Should I stay back? please advise, I no wan die now o!

cogitoErgo: I am to come to Ilorin on Monday, usualy I will reach by nite, say around 9:00pm and I usualy stay in a guest house on Offa Road. Should I stay back? please advise, I no wan die now o!

cogitoErgo: A rumour is circulating in town that the emir has received a letter that all xtian business people must leave town or be killed one by one, either in their home or their business premises.
No smoke without fire, there is tension in town!

Malawian: first of all, when did he make you his mouth piece, secondly, go back to school and learn proper english, mr intelligent, thirdly, what is wrong in advicing someone to use a con.dom? And last but not the least, mr pig, STFU. Bi.tch. Look at your user name but you can curse someone that did not say anything to you. Mind your phucking bizwax and concentrate on advicing him, mr intelligent. All these illiterate abokis are now on the internet. What rubish!

Malawian: When phucking, try and use a co.ndom! Test urself for aids!

austinsmat: sometimes i wonder if this man is a true man of God or a politician

mikron: Guys this taxi driver Mr.Usuah found and retured N18m found in his cab to the owner in an hotel in Abuja. if you re in his shoes what would you do?

cogitoErgo: and to think that this Jang of a man is an ex-serviceman!

dunsoyncrtn: are there any dangers?

ultimatetboy: A
man had only one
daughter.
When
the daughter was
of marriage age,
the father sent
news around town
that all d eligible young men
should come to compete
in a test which
would determine who was fit to
marry his daughter. On dat set
day,
all d able-bodied young men
came
out. Some came with paper and
biro and others with cutlasses
and
swords.
The rich man took them to his
swimming pool
and addressed the men: â
€œAny
of
you
who can swim from one end of
this swimming pool to the other
would marry my daughter. In
addition, I‘ll give him 15
million
dollars, a car and a house so
they
can start life well. I shall b
waiting
to meet my son-in-law at d other
side. Good luck!�
As d young men, all very excited
at
the prospect of winning, started
taking off their shirts, a
helicopter
came over the pool
and dropped
snakes and crocodiles into the
pool. Immediately, all d men
turned
back and started wearing their
shirts again.Disappointed, some
of
them said,
''Thats crazy,.lets who can marry
that girl ,no one will'.
All of a sudden,
they heard a splash in the pool.
Everybody watched in
amazement
as one gentleman struggled his
way
across, avoiding the snakes and
crocodiles. Finally, he made it to
the
other side. The rich
man could not believe it. He
asked
d young man to name anything
he
wanted but the
man was still panting
uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself and made
a
request saying, ''SHOW ME THE
PERSON WHO
PUSHED ME INSIDE THIS POOL!''
Moral: You don’t know what
you
are
capable of doing, until you are
PUSHED!!. You can still make the
most
out of the rest of the YEAR.
Sometimes it takes going
through
the
bad moments to bring out d
BEST
in us. Trials are raw materials for
Triumphant Testimonies... The
push might take different
dimensions:
some people needed to be
sacked
before realizing their
potentials and reaching their
goals
in life.
I PRAY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
WILL
PUSH U INTO A GREATER HEIGHT
TODAY..
Pls help me
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cheddarking: Just a bit curious,

How old are you?

If chachangi started flight operations in 1997, the oldest you can be is 15....

Shouldn't you be studying for Waec or something?

grace5: By the FATHER of JESUS to Susan

Susan this is your Father. These are MY Words.

Soon there is change coming. The people refuse to believe but that does not change the fact that it will happen. Their disbelief does not matter. I will do this work and no one can stop ME.

I am GOD.

There will be mighty waves roaring. There will be many things coming on the earth. The people cannot grasp that I, GOD am in control of the destinies of men. I control the future of mankind. Men have chosen against ME, so I must choose against them. I cannot bless evil men. This cannot be. I do not bless the unblessable. I do not reward the unrewardable.

Mankind you have thrown up your barbs toward ME. You want ME to disappear from your daily life. I will allow you to have your way—you may find ME missing from your lives—then you will learn what it means to have GOD, a HOLY GOD in charge. When you are missing something is when you find you need it the most. Silent I will be to your cries to ME. Seek ME and I will be quiet as you must endure the tribulation apart from your loving, rejected GOD.

So prepare for the time coming. Come to Heaven to live with ME, your FATHER, your LORD JESUS, and the HOLY SPIRIT or stay and contend with the evil of an angry enemy to mankind. The world he rules is a world of hatred, unforgiveness, and vile behavior. Run with this enemy and die.

I ask you to turn to MY SON JESUS and receive the gift of HIS Blood, HIS Salvation. MY SON endured a living nightmare to save you. HE took the weight of the sin of the world all on HIS Shoulders.

MY SON received the punishment that was yours to receive. HE endured a merciless beating. HIS Back was ripped to shreds. HIS Face was ripped to shreds when the soldiers tore out HIS Beard. HIS Face was smashed in. HE was beat brutally. HE bled and was crowned with spikes of thorns upon HIS beautiful Head. I saw the ugliness of ruthless men knowing they would spit on MY sinless SON—spit in HIS Face and revile HIM with evil taunting.

HE was made to carry a heavy tree on HIS Back that was bleeding from a scourging administered by the most ruthless soldiers—evil men with no conscience. HIS Blood left a trail on HIS long walk up to where the nails, the cruel nails would tear through HIS Hands. HIS nail pierced Hands and Feet would support HIM upon a tree as HE pushed up against this to catch HIS Breath—HE pushed up against the tree with HIS Back ripped to shreds. The life Blood drained from HIM, leaving HIM ever weaker. HIS Face crushed, HIS Heart crushed that HIS own creation could revile HIM so. Then this LAMB offered up HIS Life for all mankind.

HE was GOD perfect in Purity, Love, and Holiness, WHO loved so extremely to give life to so many. Who will receive this gift laid before you? GOD gives—men reject. What a gift. I am sad for mankind, to reject the ultimate gift given to humankind, only to be lost forevermore.

How can you reject this great Love? Only MY SON could have filled your shoes. You refuse this Love, this gift—you use MY SON’s Name in common ways. HE is the KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORDS. HE is HIGH ABOVE ALL. HE is GLORIFIED. HE is BEAUTY INCOMPARABLE.

This act on a tree was the ultimate gift of LOVE, that ONE so high, so mighty should stoop so low to save so many, so undeserving, and yet HE loved like no other. This is your KING, worthy of your love, commitment, surrender, repentance. HE is WORTHY.

Reject MY SON and experience MY Wrath. There are precious moments for you to lay your life down before HIM and receive HIS Blood covering. The clock is ticking. Soon I will give the sign for the bride to be received and then MY Wrath will be poured out.

Understand your need for a SAVIOR, MY SON. HE died abusively for you. I gave HIM up for you to be saved. This is no small act. Reject this offer and eternal sorrow will be yours.

I am a loving GOD, but MY Love was great when I gave MY beautiful SON to mankind to pay for their evil atrocities against ME. HE paid your debt. Do not reject this offer.

HE is coming!

Your LOVING FATHER

Above Heaven and Earth and All

miteolu: Truly, that was not sermon but rubbish.

toluxa1: Charity begins at home. This two look like they are used to this.

toluxa1: Charity begins at home. This two look like they are used to this.

jossy26: I want to ask if Dangote had any of these six people around him? Anyway, Good piece Mr Mac, but you can add the seventh one and the most important GOD

cogitoErgo: I was looking for the reaction of the Nigerian Student's Union but saw non, who else should call for the immediate sacking or resignation of the 'evil' minister? if I may ask what happened to the spirit of 'Ali must go'?

manosteel: Not funny. If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in the book, and if any man shall take away the words from the book, God shall take away his part out of the book of life. Rev. 22.18.

Kelvin172: Only God know the upright ones, don't follow d pastors attitude and stop worshipping the lord, only God can judge, and if they feel like looting members money on the last day we all will give accounts of all our deeds on earth.

neosmyt: May God heal our land. Let us not just fold hands and watch, lets pray for Nigeria

boyendowed: The govt assured youth corpers that these states were safe.We have seen how safe they are.May the souls of the departed rest in peace