₦airaland Forum

R2bees:
Cho cho cho cho.... Will you keep kwayet and smoke your weed in peace.

But I thought weed makes ppl relax

habsydiamond:
Those behaving like they are the landlord of the house. Carry remote, cross dirty legs ontop stool or chair.

They are making themselves feel at home like ppl always tell them nah

QueenSekxy:
Lol. My best friend is a talkative.
Lol, I used to manage her like that but it has reached my neck. I stopped visiting her cos of her loquacious nature. Whenever she tells me she's coming over, I will give her a story. I prefer seeing her once in a while when I know that I've really missed her gist.
Lol, but seeing her everyday with the talking talking makes me get tired of her, So, what I do is to make sure she stays long before we see and gist.

Telling me lots of stories can cause me headache.

I have a friend too that's very loud. I like her but the loudness is putting me off

She be talking at the cinema and stuff. Always drawing attention

Overstaying. Nigerians do that alot

Fountainofyouth:
Not just my dad but both parents, I got pregnant after secondary school, my parents made the 9 months period hell for me, on the night of delivery my dad and mum told me when or if I come back with a baby they will disown me, he took me to the hospital in the middle of the night, he dropped me there and zoomed off, the gate of the hospital was locked, i banged and banged the gate no one answered, I gave birth outside the hospital on the sandy ground by myself before the useless sleeping nurse came to open the gate but the baby still died,

Right there and then I decided never to go home again, I left that state, stayed with a friend living with her elder brother, did menial jobs for 3 years, sponsored myself to university, came out with second class upper, got a well paying job immediately after nysc, was transferred out of Nigeria after 3 years, now ready to get married to the love of my life soon, I only talk to my siblings now, I have forgiven them but can never forget the hell I went through in their hands.

I'm sorry about your story, but can I also ask you how you found a place and room to have sex when you know the type of parents you have??

Those were the days

MrCuteking:
See how you just wasted FTC. Can a fraudster categorically tell you he's an atheist?

My friend....

They will never tell you that they're atheist but they will always ensure to bring god and Jesus into every word and sentence. I have seen so many of them on this forum and in real life.

What does that tell you? It should tell you something

Attempting to pull the wool over people's eyes using religion is a perfect way to scam because people let their guard down around a supposedly godly moral person. This is why pastors can easily take advantage of the congregation. They can easily sleep with women and they can easily fleece the flock and nobody dare question a "godly" person.

kullozone:
You hate my dad but love yours.

What did my dad do to you? lemme know fess before...

African parents in general. I didn't call your dad's name

Juliearth:
Blame it on the cunning boys/guys/men with their honey-laced Tongues.

Even at that where do they find a place to have sex with strict parents watching them like a hawk?

godblessuyirich:
My friend was given Mony by a boy then to deceive me to his house and I was so innocent that I did not know what was happening, she left me there with d boy that she was coming. Boy drug my drink and rape me. I did not tell anybody cos I was scared

Sorry about that, if this is true. Did you inform the authorities?

godblessuyirich:
hmmmm, how many I go fit talk. my fathanaer is d devil himself. Fell pregnant after finishing ss3, my father tormented my life, when my baby was 2weeks old all d old baby stuff my mother gave me my father packed all and threw them all into our pit toilet then, leaving d baby naked and in darkness at night. picked up myself and got admission into University, went to show him my admission letter with joy, took d admission letter from me put it on d ground and started matching it, I cried and pleaded with him to give me back, it was very rough and torn and was almost rejected but God stood for me. Did everything from Hawking for my mum and selling to pay school fees. He did not send any of my siblings to sch, not even finish secondry sch, I'm d only graduate in d family. my only sore today is that he is d one I still give Mony to cos my mom died immediately after I graduated without enjoy her labor. life is so unfair

Sorry babe. But I've always wanted to know, how do ppl get pregnant and even find a place to have sex when they know they have strict dads like yours?

Onlyonebuhari:
I wonder what the future holds for most of this so called youth. Social media is now the medium to count your Dad flaws against you...... what a shame!
African cultures is dying

Get lost pls. So it's ok for parents to count their kids flaws against them right?

Ishilove:
Tah, gerrarahere. We check the water level in the radiator, check the oil level, nack the battery head and we are good to go. What other maintenance routine is left again? You sha want to give us a bad name.

Mscheeew

Leave them. As long as you know the basics. The mechanic can handle the rest

queenfav:
Lol.. I can't maintain a car to save my life. If not for Oga, it won't be funny. I am sure most women are like me. I am learning tho, I want my car to remain sound and problem free.

You can read up online or ask men around. You need to know how to maintain your car..the basics at least

Leave us alone

LarryBee1k:
Igbos people can be equally dirty too. Their is one canteen in my area that people don't enter, they are Igbos but very dirty, more dirty than beggers, their food is rubbish too.

Are you trying to say black skin is dirty? Omg you're more deluded that I thought and you calling Yorubas girls timid shows that you know nothing about them. You might be lying sef. Yoruba girls are reserved, the home cultured one but most Igbo girls are sex workers, they Bleep any thing on trouser, and bleach their life away. They also smells too, they have hairy chest and yam let with big ass forehead. They have big legs, short, and with lousy attitude and they are very greedy too.

Leave that one. His comment isn't surprising. Nigerians don't see the beauty in dark skin

lefulefu:
not only police but a number of italians now speak bini language fluently courtesy of some of them married to benin girls.

What's with Edo women and white men? They love them so much.

The ones in the UK too are like that

lefulefu:
italy na edo headquaters and i am telling u as an edo guy but then each tribe in nigeria has its own vices so no one pure.

Thank you for being honest unlike your friend saltybear
that's claiming other tribes are trying to tarnish Edo's image

For what reason exactly?

Lionessza6:
LMFAO . He doesn't know that SA has 11 official languages, and English is just one of them. Other Africans are trying to restore their African identities, many nigerians ( from this forum) seem disgusted by theirs . He should visit East African sites and see how they prioritise their Swahili, even though they speak and use "pleasant english " too. Rwanda is the latest African country to use Swahili is her official language , and I hope more join in . In South Africa if you live in communities with majority African population you are forced to learn the most spoken language in that region to get by as a foreigner or get the hell out . We have immigrants from Europe , South Asia and China , and many parts of Africa who can communicate in local languages well . Botswana the most stable African nation does the say , and many other SADC nations . The same mentally colonised idiot you qouted would not say a damn thing to Chinese who speak basic English , but promote their language more .

I find South Africa so amazing. 11 official languages ?? Wow

So which language is dominant in SA? Does it depend on where you go?

They can never make an African language the official one in Nigeria cos there would be a riot.

How do you guys do it?

India is no man's land

Wisedove:
Don't take it too personal sis, life is too short

Sorry wasn't you I meant to quote

martineverest:
how did they get to know this?

The holy spirit revealed it to them..stupid question

Ugosample:
I knew fools like you will blame Igbos for this

As if YORUBAS Edo and Warri boys are not neck deep in crime everywhere they go too...

who were those cultists Davido linked up with in Nairobi?

how many of them were Igbos
Edo and Yoruba boys they were

but people like you see it as something fun to blame Igbos

Shebi your ppl like to brag about travelling everywhere, doesn't it make sense to blame you guys? Which other group travels like Igbos?

geloorrrrdd:
You must be feeling like a champion. Your country is where it is because the whites remained in power a lot longer than most African countries. If not, ya'll would not be any better than Burundi. Stop sounding like you black SAs were any significant in making SA what it is today. Aside, facing constant racism from the whites, spreading HIV and typing in your native languages, what else do y'all do for a living?

Well, Nigeria is gonna get better soon and hopefully, we would cut ties with you braggarts.

What is wrong in typing in your native language? Are you a sell out?

dicefrost:
An average Nigerian is hard working, and can survive under any circumstance. The problem is that this hard work and perseverance can sometimes be channeled into negative vices.
South Africa is a fertile ground for drug trafficking, because of it's citizens. If there is no market, the trade ll reduce. Why do these Nigerian drug mules not ply their trade in Nigeria? Its simply not a thriving business here.
Nigerians are not all bad, not even a majority. But unfortunately, the actions of a few can very much taint everyone

Are you telling me there are no drug dealers and drug users in Nigeria??!

Lionessza6:
LMFAO, there goes another dumb one , shooting himself in the foot .

South Africa does not even appear on the list of the top ten poorest citizens not only in Africa but the world , but Nigeria is number one , the poverty capital of the world. So if poverty means laziness, who is the laziest between the two . 70% ? . I wonder where you get your info from , but let's say that was so , why are you then the poverty capital of the world and not us ?. You are venturing into topics you clearly know nothing about, embarrassing yourself and your lineage in the process , for what ? . You have been independent since the sixties yet you still have no electricity, no running water , no proper roads , dilapidated infrastructure ....like seriously? why would you talk to a [b]black SAn that has achieved these for most of her citizen in less than 25 years?. Y[/b]ou are the funniest poster here today

I hope those are black South African achievements and you aren't dićk riding on those of whites...

Just saying

Villageppl:
Fraud and drug peddling are shameful crimes that are linked to the Yorubas and Igbo respectively but it's mostly Edo staten associated with the violent crime of trafficking. The Europeans particularly the Italians are sick of you coercing your own daughters and sisters through juju to their countries to forcibly domestically and sexually enslave them. Just thank your irrelevance for permitting you some anonymity abroad or don't get it twisted, you'd face the full force of the stigma for your national and ethnic crimes

My dear when you bring up Edo prostitution they always lie and say it's other tribes that claim Edo when caught

Saltybear:
Because people from your tribe and other tribes pretend to be from Edo state when you lot are caught prostituting yourselves what do you say to that ?

How do you know that

Saltybear:
Don't quite me again .. miss me with this nonsense kiddo

Why are you Edo ppl always in denial ? the police in Italy now understand Benin, any commentary on that?

mildflame:
As long as it is just the 5 South Eastern states

Which is landlocked

engrchykae:
yes o igbos are disgracing Nigeria with internet fraud herdsmen and boko haram .
igbos are the militants.
i[b]nfact it was an igbos that gave the colonial masters the idea to colonize Africa .[/b]igbos are the reason Nigeria is backward because they stole the books and pencils the hausas are supposed to get educated.
igbos are were importing Chinese and Japanese goods which is bringing problem and making America to get angry with good Nigerians.
igbos die die die die.
good nigerians are now happy.
the only thread that unites the hamitic humanoids of Africa in general and nigerians in particular is Hatred and fear of igbos.
one Japan is already too much for Europe is the reply they gave to the igbos in 1968.
i have no problem with the subhumans who surround us.
my problem is with sleeping gods who are yet to wake up to purpose .

The fools have the audacity to say Yorubas are servants of the Fulanis and eager to pls them.

When the Igbos themselves were servants and eagar to pls the British. The number one sell out tribe in Nigeria

Saltybear:
I hope you are not targeting any tribe ? Because the only tribes that aren't into crime. In SA are we Edo staten indegenes and the Hausa

I have stayed don Durban the Yoruba and ibos have huge cartels into drugs and prostitution there

The Yoruba have cults and conduct initiations in South Africa the ibos do grand theft auto there

So factually as I always say the Yoruba and ibos are the problem of Nigeria

Ashawo nko?