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OP why don't you go though TEHN and they will verify ur story before ppl start donating. Ppl need to beware of scam.

Ifyalways what do you think of this story?

Prognose:
There was a lot of outrage about that topic but the thread has been removed.

Hmmm..what topic is he talking about?

Raphael81:
Today,I read a post on the front page which was meant to deride, insult and make mockery of the Christian faith. Nairaland is a platform that many people usually visit, members and nonmembers alike. If a Christian should give details on the controversial way the founder of Islam was poisoned by a Jewish woman before he succumbed to his poison and died such a post may never reach the front page, the reason being that the forum takes some people as sacred cows. I know this my post will probably be removed or hidden. May God continue to help us. Amen

Lol. Another Christian cry baby thread.

Join the queue nigga. I'll drink ur tears

kachiz:
I served in Effurun, Warri in Delta state.

Growing up, people that mostly suck something from nylon are either children (those in nursery and primary school).

One day I went to my school staff room to collect a textbook from one of the subject head teachers only to see her sucking beans from nylon/waterproof in the staff room and all the teachers didn't look at her differently.

I shock no be small , it was more like disgusting to be precise but I comport myself last last.

I later noticed most of the teachers do that.


Talk of culture shock


**Disclaimer: I am not implying that all Warri and Delta people suck their food from nylon before you people start coming my head.

Ewwwww

tensazangetsu20:
I went to more than 20 weddings there and they were all like that. Even my Ghanaian friends see it as normal. Only the extremely elite bloody rich people cook in their weddings. Normal people just use pastries.

Chai! Ghana

kevoh:
No cameras! No Facebook live video, in 2017? I am still waiting for the part of the thread where someone will cry he was later scammed or even something worse

lool..make we just dey look

magic trick oo

I read about those silent twins a while ago. They deserve their own thread. They are Creepy.

By the way they werent talking in a secret language. Someone secretly recorded them speaking and slowed down the recording only to realise they were speaking sped-up patwa. The white ppl didnt understand patwa anyway.

They lost their virginity to the same guy a week apart.

OP you also didnt mention their synchronised gestures and movements. Creepy

The fat acceptable movement only WOMEN are pushing this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrWMitkz7J4

presentley:
Lol, I wasn't even sure. Male, female, trans I wasn't sure. Not because of the call out. You said "THEY like to kid themselves" so I wanted to be sure since your Moniker sound feminine and it also says F

Oh yh I said they cos it doesn't apply to me

presentley:
sorry o, if you don't mind me asking, which gender is your own gangan?

You think I am male because I call out other females?

nnamdibig:
Ladies will say it's offensive while guys don't care.

They like to kid themselves.

Which is also why if you say a guy is fat he will take it on the chin. A woman on the otherhand will say she is thick, big-boned, plus sized, water weight Anything but FAT!

ImaIma1:
It is an offensive remark. It is nobody's business if you have added or lost. Nigerians use it as a form of greeting. I never comment about weight except i am asked directly.

Was if the person has actually gained weight? Some ppl can't help but speak their mind

I find this so funny

Ur going to have to post statistics and prove how 'immorality' is on the increase

My bans over

Goddys:
You don't deserve my response after seeing your cheap self being displayed

Haha..what is Jesus gonna do about it? Epic failure

Goddys:
who is this thing?

Bwahaha... You mad bro? Epic failure you and ur god

sloopyy:

The memes have started already

Is facial recognition better than fingerprint unlocking or what? What wrong with fingerprint unlocking
Someone?

Wasn't this same man on fp yesterday as the guy that tried to drown little girl

Originakalokalo:
Your username is son of Lucifer

If you had commented without ultering what I posted, It would have been okay.

But you edited the word of God.

I therefore say, that in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth,

that The Holy Ghost shall work against you henceforth. The Power of the Most High will overshadow you for evil until you repent.

Until You repent of ths evil act, It shall be so.
In Jesus name.

Lol like he hasn't heard that before

sonofluc1fer:
dey mumu dey go.

obinna58:
God works mysteriously as I was thought then, nothing is too big or small for him

bet you don't know you also talking to an atheist

Lol Yh I know I was addressing the christian in you back then and also adressing christians in general

Lying OP

Amberon11:
This is the most silly thing I've heard all year. Your IQ is heading towards negative.

You are the silly one. Haven't you heard about self-fulfilling prophecy?

Listener07:
Why do you want to know the type of accident?

Wtf! Why dont you want to reveal the type of accident is it a big deal? It's not as if if we have a face and a name to match the accident with for flips sake

frank317:
Glad I am not the only one who is noticing how the story is gradually evolving.

- The op never mentioned that the pastor mentioned the name of the victim, but alone the line the op inserted it

-he never mentioned that it was his close relative, it even assumed he was just a church member ,but all of a sudden he has become his relative just make us feel he has details of the occurrence.

- notice how he inserted the time frame? Just to show the victim had not time to think through the prophesy

- the op said the victim sustained a minor injury after the accident, showing the prayer really alerted the accident, but all of a sudden,he had added that the accident was serious and the man 'who sustained a minor injury' almost bled to death.

Like u said, I see self fulfilled prophecy at play here. The main story is in the op, any other thing he is adding is his mind playing tricks on him.

Hmm.. with this post I conclude the OP is a liar

Listener07:
Nope, he didn't give a time frame, but it happened the next day and I also detected the urgency in his voice when he spoke. But he mentioned the exact name of the person he was referring to and the person was well known.

Its all part of the act my nigga. These ppl are tricksters.

Thats how they get their daily bread

johnydon22:
I predict before this year runs out someone you know will either get pregnant or have a baby..

This is simple probability. What are the odds that out of a thousand 1 or 2 will have an accident in no distant time, the odds are pretty huge actually.

Making probable predictions that are in fact vague in construction is not hard believing it on your own part as act of God is to ridicule the very thing you think God stands and frankly is idiotic.

God is omniscient so his/her revelations should be less vague and more precise.

Loool ....when my mum went to naija she showed my pic to a prophetess for prayer. The woman said oh,' ur daughter Sharon men like her and they all want to be with her' As if she had made a big revelation

Ofcourse as a young lady men will definately attracted to me. Would the silly woman have said that if I was 80? Ofcourse not.

Assumptions turned to prophecy.

Even my Mum had no words when I broke it down for her after she told me what happened

Thats their hustle sha

Listener07:
Sometime past I went to a church for a revival programme. During the prayer session the man of God began to prophesy and proclaimed that God revealed to him that someone (who happens to be the church sexton) is going to be involved in an accident which may possibly lead to his death.

The man (sexton) in question did not attend the service.
So prayers were rendered
for him hoping God would avert the terrible fate he was supposed to meet. The service came to an end and everybody went home.

The next day, as predicted, the man had the accident and sustained a few injuries but luckily he survived and shared his ordeal in the church to the amazement of everyone in attendance.

Now here is my question for atheists who don't believe in the existence of Gods, the supernatural, ghosts, magic (not tricks), and what not: how did the man of God come about his prophecy?

And before you rush to question the validity of the story I narrated, know that I was a witness, not that I was told by someone.

I await your response

1.)the pastor and the sexton planned for the sexton to have 'accident' and the pastor act like he predicted it all along
or the sexton actually had an accident, the pastor knew(secretly) and then tried to pass it off as a prohecy


No time for tricksters

Afhounja:
That's even if they get the permission to approach me in the first place.

Lol keep fooling urself