₦airaland Forum

GodsMopol:
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Nice memory you gat, that reminds me of some memory too. I decided to take a look into who is 1shar and while searching. I realised two other acct quite related. The ladies were of same stature, dark in complexion. About the same height, but one looked more mature than the other in term of the environment they took their pictures. One looked more wealthy, the others room was nothing like the seconds. I remember a conversation I read where Otem was asking 1shar* if she was lepa, n she jokingly admitted. But, it wasn't my thing to relate with, so I passed by.

But the quest was digging up who she is. It went on and on for about an hour, from knowing she has something to do with one hair cream some Nigerian don't have an address for, to tramadou to traumatologist and EE and Gyming also. Until I went googling for her name, Facebook but Twitter responded.

On seeing Nunya, my hearr says, we are making progress after about 30 minute of going through Twitter for a possible NUNYA with no possible link to a Nigeria account, tweet or pics on the Nunya's.

I searched for Nunya only on Google, and there was it to my face. I hissed and still wonder, 1shar is a spirit.

GodsMopol:
lepasharon, You need to learn how to walk away and let those fingers rest

Tapout:
on the contrary, I use mine as a belt

Samusu:
Savage


The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

Tapout:
this is what happens when u get overwhelmed by BBC

lenghtinny:
So as a Nigerian, you are always swinging your d*cks from left to right in a plane ...

It's just subtle racist remarks

peteregwu:
My name is Bro Chikadibia Destiny Tobechukwu. I joined Chosen on the 6th of November, 2011.

It happened that I was travelling from Portharcourt to Lagos via Edison motors. The driver was moving at very high speed, I initially told him to slow down but he didn't really listen.

At some point, I slept off, shortly after I heard a loud noise that jolted me out of my sleep. The brake of the vehicle had failed because our driver tried to dodge a truck that suddenly joined the highway from an adjoining road.

When the brake couldn't work anymore, the vehicle lost control and hit another truck. Immediately this happened the bus caught fire. This accident happened at Umunede.

While I was in the bus, it was still in motion at high speed and totally engulfed in fire. I could only move my hands and could do nothing else than shout "I am a Chosen" three times.
When I made that declaration, the window beside me broke and a certain force pushed me out of the vehicle through that small hole.

As I fell down, the vehicle hit another moving truck and caught
fire and burnt to ashes. It was later we realized that four persons in the vehicle burnt beyond recognition.

Some other passengers that fell out of the vehicle upon the first impact had very terrible burn injuries. When the Police came and took us to the hospital, another person whose leg cut off died there in the hospital. I was the only person who only sustained minor injuries. The fire didn't burn me.

At the hospital, the nurses and everyone were wondering if I was actually involved in the accident . It was when I asked them to assist me to remove my sweater that they saw my apron. They were all amazed saying "He is a Chosen, no wonder!"

The next day I went to Agbor market to purchase shorts to put on because my trouser was torn. There, another Chosen brother spotted me in the market with my apron and approached me and inquired what happened. I narrated everything to him and he told me to follow him to the Chosen branch (Agbor 1) where the welfare leaders and Regional Pastor took care of me. They also called for medical treatment for me. Infact they showed me so much love.

Some days later I returned back to Lagos to go and show myself to the Edison motors and tell them I survived the accident.

Also, when I got to Lagos I had the opportunity to meet our G.O who said a word of prayer for me . He said " Father, I want quick healing". That same week, my body began to heal speedily. My face was swollen and part of my hair burnt, but right now, all has healed up and the hair has grown back.

I thank God for saving me from this accident that would have taken my life.
Only the God of Chosen can do this.

#HigherLevel2017

adepeter2027:
You should be hahn's E-wife

peteregwu:
She Was Barren For 26 Years, she came to the Lord's Chosen and d yoke was broken

“There shall be nothing cast their young nor be barren in thy land. the number of thy years I will fulfill.” Exodus 23:26

"There is nothing impossible before God. It is as a result of this God broke the yoke of 26 years barrenness in my life.

"For the past 26 years we got married, we have been searching for the fruit of the womb. There is nothing within our reach we did not do yet there was no result. We came in contact with The Lord’s Chosen in the year 2007. I saw more of God’s power in the ministry and we took a decision to challenge God in relation to our situations.

"I agreed with my husband to build a church for The Lord’s Chosen. The church cost us over N3m. after that I went to Enugu crusade. As soon as the G.O mounted the pulpit my case was the first he mentioned and I fell under anointing. After the crusade, I came back and few weeks later, I missed my period. At the appointed time I delivered of the baby.

"I thank God for remembering me and granting my heart desire. May the name of the Lord be glorified.

"To God be the glory!
Sister Ngozi Chukwugbo
Benue State

peteregwu:
Too much unbelievers in the world. I pray jesus will arrest everyone of them. Not surprise anyway. Imagine someone asking how come is HIV responsible for him not urinating properly well. So you don't know that HIV is a virus diseases and the couple could be suffering from some kind of complications. You should be happy that jesus did for them. But I spotted those making Mockery comments are not Christians anyway.

peteregwu:
This testimony gave me goose pimples all over my body today in the Lord's Chosen Programme, GOD'S BLESSINGS FOR HIGHER LEVEL(day 2). Not that am surpised because I know what the God of chosen can do.

A brother nd his wife mounted the rostrum to testify now and it goes thus;

"I was having the problem of urinating normally. Each time I am pressed to urinate, I always struggle to do it. My urine does rush out, it goes out drop by drop. This became a concern to me. I confided with my wife and she counseled me to go for a medical test. I did and was diagnosed that I was HIV POSITIVE.

I was surpised and heart broken. I secretly told the doctor never to let my wife be aware of my sorry condition. I told the doctor to test my wife also, and that if my wife is positive he should let cat out of the bag bit if she is not, he should just remain silent about my own status.
My wife was tested and the doctor called both of us and broke the news that we are both positive. Because of this, we brought the matter to the Lord's Chosen, having heard what the God of chosen is doing. Then on Thursday service last week, whole the General pastor was praying, he mentioned our case and asked us to take the step of faith and move out by taking 3 steps away from our position. We did and he declared that it is done, and that we should go for test after the service.

When to the hospital and did another round of test, the result came out and Behold, my wife and I were tested HIV NEGATIVE."

brother Victor and his wife
From aboard state.

The God of chosen answer prayers!

themonk:
I know sharon, I'm just kidding. So how is London, what are you guys doing to curtail the recent recurring terrorist attacks.

geoworldedu:

themonk:
The ghost.. Why? Do you fly at night? Lol

That means you are agnostic too. I can't say there is no God or there is a God. I simply say I don't know till there is concrete evidence of any.

@I can't say there is no God with all my chest is your chest that big? Lol

themonk:
I recognize your moniker from the religion section of nairaland. So I'm agnostic. You?

themonk:
Lol, don't be too sure. You are a freethinker right?

imdinmaa:
Engliten me please what is TEHN

dalaman:
His name has been removed from the list because of excessive masturbation and pornography.

MummyBOyigbo:
What you see like powder is the medication the man was taking before the prayer

During the prayer the man was washed with the blessed water and he is now healed

seunny4lif:
Dating a girl that uses glass is like dating three diff girls

adepeter2027:
Felixomor currently in an argument with the gatekeeper.

He's about to be thrown back to earth

imdinmaa:
I'm still at home not in the hospital yet only want to see a consultant did my xtry and every other thing but I couldn't meet up with the bills so I came back home the hospital is zimram orthopaedic hospital in uwasota Benin city

hilroy:
We can all see the hateful and bigotry tribe on this thread. The Op ask of cultural shock anyone has witnessed, and the Igbos deem it fit to throw jabs on Yorubas Amala and Ewedu like they used too. Meanwhile, there are many disgusting foods they eat like Abacha, Okpa, oha (which is purely tree leaves) and Nsala (looks like shit) but you will never hear Yoruba make derogatory comments about their shitty foods. And if I start to list out the cultural shocks from that tribe many people will be shocked to their bone marrows

imdinmaa:
I need help this pain is non stop I have been like this for over a year now and my condition is getting out of hand kind hearted Nigerian's please help a dying and hopeless girl like me I want to stay alive help me