1. Saying I have this, I have that, I am this, I am that. Trust me, girls don't care. They have bigger ego than u. They ll just enjoy watchin u fool urself.

2. Speaking stupid grammar and phonetics. Girls hate this! And the worst part is that they ll speak d phonetics with u. Deep inside, they re giggling. Trust me, they know when u re real & they want u real, from day 1.

3. Acting all nice to her even when something they do will warrant slap if it was someone else. Again, they want u real, not smiling as if u licked super glue in that position. Infact ladies intentionally cross their boundaries to see what u will do. D only way to pass this test is to warn them seriously. If u act all nice, sorry for you.

As long as I remain on Nairaland, I ll keep decoding women for u guys. But make una no misuse am o. I love them. They re wonderful people, just that their head dey different cloud

Ok oooo

u mumu eh....decode women for guys abeg go make make money and enjoy your self...what is even a woman just 2 pawpaw and a hole of meat worth naira goma....mtchhhew abeg

darthv:
u mumu eh....decode women for guys abeg go make make money and enjoy your self...what is even a woman just 2 pawpaw and a hole of meat worth naira goma....mtchhhew abeg

I refuse to accept the way u label women. May God forgive u brother

TheWisest:


I refuse to accept the way u label women. May God forgive u brother

not that i label them like that just that guys give them reverence even high than God himself..so i had to use that description to show that they r nothing.