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Nigerians would have done better if they eat their vergi but No they prefer fufu in the morning afternoon and evening.

elantraceey:
I just want to reserve my comment because if i say what i want to say it will only be out of anger .



So martins we are husband killers abi , issorai

pls dear what part of Benin are you from?

Yes Bini people are sometimes traditional worshipers and other spiritual practices but that doesn't mean that their women likes killing their husband or are witch's as said by my most Nigerians. Those women you see living as tenants are mostly the last wife, the husband's properties must have been sheared by the children of the first, second,and even the third wife leaving nothing for the last one. Its hard before you will see any rich/famous family with the first wife suffering. The average Bini man marries up to five wives. The part been troublesome is some how true to some extent that's why esan's finds it hard to marry them.. But Bini girls are the best they are very caring and knows how to cook soup very well

GEJ was making noise like a mad woman, and was lying a true PDP he is.... TO ALL TANOID FπCK YOU.....

OK.... you are gay!!!!!! has that changed the price of garri in the market.

hmm

Dear nairaland I want to ask this question..... if GMB had/has no certificate, how was he able to contest in the last general election under the then CPC. He was once the presidential candidate for the then ANPP also.... If he was verified by INEC to contest in those election, why is PDP/ INEC bring this story up now??

Please help me..... my techno H5 always restart any time I try to play any music.....

........Op have you chop........
.........are you seeing what he is saying........
.........are you hearing the smell of that food........

End of year tinz

Movesz:
true talk

you know why na. when some body receive more than 20mill in a month. plus free embezzlement of public funds...... And at the end of the day the roam the street freely, why them nor go day happy.

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Talk a lot ;-X

feed me more.

more.

my own

The app is like where they share meme. I like it..... whats the name and where can I download the app.

kendraloops:
all the pictures aren't of the real events as described by the op. U can do better.

speed demon, smoking gun.

Knife[/b[
When a man was stabbed in the head while trying to
stop a robbery back in 2008, he probably thought it was
all over. But amazingly, he stayed conscious and
coherent and made a full recovery!

[b]Scissors
This x-ray shows the hard lesson someone in China
learned: don't clean your teeth with scissors while your
friend is telling a really funny joke!

Keys
While it is pretty common for someone to swallow a
key, it is considerably less common for them to fall on a
set of keys and get them embedded in their face! But
that is exactly what happened to 17 month old Nicholas
Holderman. Luckily he made a full recovery.

Nail
A South Korean man went to the emergency room with
a headache so an x-ray was taken. They found the
shocking reason for his headache!

Light Bulb
While the cell phone made sense, it is a mystery why
this prisoner from Pakistan was found with a light bulb
in his rectum. Even he seemed completely clueless
when questioned about it.

Fork and Cockroach[/b[
A woman in Israel somehow managed to get a live
cockroach stuck crawling around in the back of her
throat. (We won't question her diet or life choices) So
she decided to go after it with a fork only she
swallowed that, too!

[b]Bullet
Someone with a bad case of hemorrhoids mistakenly
thought that their intestines were falling out so they
freaked out and grabbed the nearest thing they could
find to fix the situation: a large bullet. Though the
bullet was removed safely, the bomb squad was called
in for fear that it would explode.


Drill
A construction worker fell off a ladder while drilling and
his drill tragically went through his eye socket and out
the back of his skull. Amazingly, he survived the
incident!

Salad Tongs and Vibrator
It's bad enough getting a vibrator stuck in your rear
end, but this guy tried to dig the thing out with salad
tongs and go those stuck too!

Engagement Ring
A New Mexico man had a brilliant plan to propose to
his girlfriend by putting the engagement ring in her
milkshake. Unfortunately she really liked that milkshake
and swallowed the ring before he could stop her!

Brain Worm
Rosemary Alvarez was having weird symptoms such as
blurred vision and numbness so she went to the doctor
expecting bad news such as a brain tumor. Instead they
found a giant worm squirming around in her brain! She
probably got it from being served food tainted with
feces containing a pork tapeworm egg.

Harpoon
Somehow this 16-year-old boy survived a harpoon that
was shot straight through his head!

Massive Kidney Stone
Over the years, doctors have been shocked to discover
a wide array of things inside of their patients. Check out
these extreme cases of foreign objects being found
inside of people!
A Hungarian man was shocked to learn that he has a 2.5
pound kidney stone inside of him in 2009. The doctors
were shocked when an x-ray revealed the huge groth
inside of the patient. Kidney stones are normally passed
by drinking lots of fluid, but he required special surgery
to remove the coconut-sized object!

Cell Phone
This x-ray of a prisoner from San Salvador shows just
how far people will go to stay in touch with their loved
ones while in jail! And no, that phone isn't in his
stomach.
Surgical Retractor
Each year there are about 30 million surgeries that take
place in the United States and there are around 1,500
cases of surgical instruments being left behind.Usually
they are small things like sponges or scalpels, but 57
year old Daryoush Mazarei had a 10 inch long set of
surgical retractors left inside of him. He was
experiencing horrible pain (of course) and his daughter
even spotted something poking out of his abdomen!


Grenade
This is the x-ray of a suicide bomber who somehow hid
a grenade in his stomach. Though how he planned to
detonate it once it was in there is anyone's guess!.

StevinMorgan:
Well done op..

#thankful

charlie brown …
If Charlie Brown really existed, he would be one scary
young man. It's no wonder he's always so depressed!

Raphael
You wouldn't want to meet up with Raphael from the
'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' in a dark alley, would
you?

peter griffin…
If Peter Griffin from 'Family Guy' were a real father, his
facial proportions would probably frighten his children
to death.

buzz light year…
Considering that we can't see much of Buzz Lightyear
except for his face, it's pretty easy to imagine what he
would look like in his space suit. But the real question
is, what would he look like in everyday clothes? That's
what I'd like to see!

Pocahontas…
Pocahontas is a true Native American beauty, and this
portrait brings her to life! Any real life John Smith
would be lucky to have her.

mulan…
Mulan really does look like someone you might see
while out and about in your every day life. This drawing
accurately respresents her realistic look!

Betty boop…
Unlike Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop is actually a pretty
attainable figure - if you're living in the 1920s. Unless
you have a time machine, you should probably let this
fantasy go.

Bret
Remember what I said about SpongeBob? Never let this
happen. These characters are not meant to live among
us.

brat Simpson
Nothing about Bart Simpson screams "your average
blond kid." His facial proportions are off, to put it
lightly. He looks like a monster. Be thankful he exists
only in the world of cartoons!

Mario
How would you like it if this guy showed up to fix your
toilet?

beavis and butt head…
These lifelike sculptures show us what Beavis and Butt-
head would look like if they were just some random
teens who lived in your neighborhood! Would you be
scared if you saw them walking down the street?

Jessica rabbit…
To make a lifelike image of Jessica Rabbit, you have to
completely disregard the proportions of the original
drawing. She had almost no waist to speak of, and if
she were real, she'd topple over in two seconds flat.
But this artistic rendering of Ms. Rabbit gives us a more
realistic idea of what every man's fantasy would look
like! But still, good luck finding a woman who looks
like that who hasn't undergone major surgery.

popeye
If that's what spinach really does to your physique, I
think we should all stop eating it immediately.

spongebob squarepant
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that no one
wants this creature to exist . If you're experimenting on
sponges and trying to build your favorite cartoon
character, stop it. Stop it right now. Think of the
children.

jasmine
In real life, Princess Jasmine would look quite a bit like
her animated counterpart, though her eyes would be
much smaller. Also, one would assume that she
wouldn't have a pet tiger . If she did, she'd be missing a
few limbs by now.

Jessica rabbit
To make a lifelike image of Jessica Rabbit, you have to
completely disregard the proportions of the original
drawing. She had almost no waist to speak of, and if
she were real, she'd topple over in two seconds flat.
But this artistic rendering of Ms. Rabbit gives us a more
realistic idea of what every man's fantasy would look
like! But still, good luck finding a woman who looks
like that who hasn't undergone major surgery.