englishmart:
they take 2-3bottles of origin to ginger their morale (guys wey no get flows o)

Back then when I was still a learner, I do take something that will ginger my flows. If I reason you with that morale, you go know say I be Lebanese based Canadian schooling in Tokyo but currently in Abuja....

tosyne2much:
woooooow !!! You look amazing

I don rush dash you LIKE sharp sharp #No-homo#

xkris11:
@op,you be mumu oo if you still do all these to host a lady,let me ask you..how old are you?

Purplehisbiscus:





Laugh don make me pour ciroc for my samsung tab...

dechandel:
I feel sick whenever she comes..

Then i get to cuddle her without permission

Rilamaka:


I don dey suspect you. Guy why you go dey talk like this na?

cbrass:


Check now

Midehi:
Hmmm...now we know..tnx 4 ds information, inshort i will go 2hrs b4 d agreed time

agrovick:

This gal eh, since when did u become m?

I just got a sex transplant
Feels good being a guy

tosyne2much:
Foolishness wil be your portion in Jesus name. You this dumb headed attention seeking goat

wiringdpt:
I clean my house, take a bath and brush my teeth then pretend I was sleeping.

softysparky:

Nope.

xynerise:
We use our last money to buy something we have not eaten for decades just to impress her.

Sometimes, if it takes her too long to come, we would go to the nearest barbers shop or any store close to the junction and wait for her

xkris11:


attention seeker

tosyne2much:
me sef no want make my babe see this thread oooooo

SkinnyDude:
i dont cook with meat. i only use fish, sometimes crayfish. but the day this girl announced she was coming. i cooked with meat, and garnished it with egg. but do you know what happened? she later disappointed, she didnt come. i felt like returning the meat to the butcher. if it was possible, i would have done it..

dechandel:
I just got a sex transplant
Feels good being a guy

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

okonelfg:
i swear if u b professor ur student go suffer,all ur question go be....list 10,state 10,name 10,giv 10 difference btwn,bcox of ur thread shaaa lolz

xynerise:

Chai

Krisddon:

@ OP, you wrote from experience.

tosyne2much:
roflwkmd

agrovick:

Smh, for u I won't mind being gay

For me??
Ohh sweet heavens,. We are gon make such a sweet story..
Guys wouldnt mind being gays

dechandel:
I feel sick whenever she comes..

Then i get to cuddle her without permission

Midehi:

meaning?

tosyne2much:
Ehn ehn ? So using of vaseline implies I don't have a babe... Hehehehehehe !!!

I laf like GEJ

nawtikid:
com, are u male or female?

nawtikid:
Tosin, I bin think xey u wan upload ur babe pix na