[size=27pt]GOD CATCH YOU [/size]

lwkmd,bro u rilly funny oh

Joke section plssss

Show me certificate and I will tell where to start from.


GEJ till buhari die


And that jazzman consult Charlie boy




Goodbye my fellow GEJite

Show me certificate and I will tell where to start from.


GEJ till buhari die


And for that jazzman consult Charlie boy




Goodbye my fellow GEJite

Guy upon al d girls wey Full lik fulani u r stil lookin 4 lov charm

Joke section please....

Few days to "Valentines" day useless storiesstories start hitting front page

lifestyle1:

so hilarious!!!

op you need deliverance.


thank God for the girl's life.


you are not in love but in lust!!

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

dude...... look for a native doctor who worships goddess oshun, she is the goddess of lust, love and all sexual feelings, she is the only goddess that can make any woman kneel before you,... view my thread in my profile and understand somethings, so you can get the charm done, na piece of cake but plenty people will.claim to do it just to scam you

NL has finally lost it sha.

The number of reeeeetarded troll threads getting to FP these days is incredible



#sighs

igbsam:
Na Ahmadioha catch u

And it made frontpage ?

Lolz!!!!

Yep it made front page

leofabulous:
Show me certificate and I will tell where to start from.


GEJ till buhari die


And for that jazzman consult Charlie boy




Goodbye my fellow GEJite

Good bye bro!


GEJ till 2019

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

When you shift your wedding because of ELECTION, and now the new ELECTION date falls on your new wedding date. Is God telling u something about your spouse?

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

una go wound me for nl,chai your mumu dey unda ur armpit,tell your ancestor dat i said dey be otondo hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Forget about the native doctor. He is fake. Just buy the girl a Samsung Galaxy this Valentine. It works like magic. You can thank me later.

jerflakes:
Haha

This šhīt is funny

Like seriously I don laugh tire.

cutieberie1:
shame ....still usin love medicine...

it's a nollywood movie, i have watched it.

Is this meant to be a joke? Red trouser, black shirt ko, green pant, brown singlet ni.

e get one sickness wey dem dey call 'crossing belt' na akwa ibom pple dey throw am, d thing go dey move for ur body like say u dey fasten ur seat belt, na im dey go give u next. yeye fowl.

Are u kidding me? Guy abeg wake up and walk up to her a simple no wud not take ur life.

For this 21st century way man don dey wise pass serpent you wan tell me say you still dey visit juju man for love charm,
Op to be sincere you need Gods intervention in your life because you are still on the dark side of the world
i pray you receive wisdom in Jesus Name-..Amen

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

You wasted our time with your lies!

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

laff don burst m'y Belle , omg ,,,,, ses grammar

[size=18pt][/size] Op you mean you put love jazz for her table and she got promotion instead. THE GIRL NA OGBANJE.....my favorite [size=18pt][/size]

why u go dey do charm because of woman?

(humming Africa china) If you love somebody walk up to her and tell her you love her eh because no crime no crime at all......um um um um um um um um um um um um um mumu um um mumu because no crime no crime at all......

OP your brain dey vibrate big time. How you go jazz girl for this time and age? For you to jazz her means u nor get moves @ all.
2ndly, why you go call your fellow man useless? The guy you dey call useless get swag and ginger pass you that is why he get the babe.
Jazz man just finger your brain you fall mugu for am. In fact I dey vex for you, make u nor try that kind shit again. Be careful if not that babe go order your sack letter since she don upgrade pass you. That nonsense you do just be like say u pour shyte for body for the babe eyes and na smell u ggo dey smell. Try confess your sin and get cleansed then u go try track another babe. You don jones for this babe side. I rest my case.

after going through did post 4 lyk 999 times.
I Need no soothsayer to tell.me DAT the OP.need his brains Checked.