Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!'

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!'

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you , U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!'

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all
You can share yours!

cyprianlah:
Who can ever understand the feminine??


i say nobody!

Dioxidane:
It's one of those things, it could be to your benefit though...
A 'friend' met a girl at a party, they clicked immediately, they exchanged contacts, the guy invited her to his house, he convinced her to pass the night, they watched movies, he
made 'moves' severally, she declined vehemently with all
girlish rants (you know them) and he was mad at her 'cos as
you know, Konji na bastard. To cut story short, he later
found out she was HIV positive. So like I said earlier, those
kind of 'eff ups' could be to your benefit (sometimes)...

now I sabi say blessing dey also follow person from village




only if what you posted is true

Cutehector:
Its so annoyin eh. Nowadays I dnt even chyke ladies anymore. I just see dem and let dem be

Rapmoney:
Hehehe...konji fit show u shege o!

Dioxidane:
It's one of those things, it could be to your benefit though...
A 'friend' met a girl at a party, they clicked immediately, they exchanged contacts, the guy invited her to his house, he convinced her to pass the night, they watched movies, he
made 'moves' severally, she declined vehemently with all
girlish rants (you know them) and he was mad at her 'cos as
you know, Konji na bastard. To cut story short, he later
found out she was HIV positive. So like I said earlier, those
kind of 'eff ups' could be to your benefit (sometimes)...

Rapmoney:
My guy, you can't just understand them

cyprianlah:



really who can

Abi u d understand them?

Cutehector:
lol its not today konji has been showin me shege buh i dnt hav any choice dan to live wit it. I just dnt wana hav any regrets should I get laid

Rapmoney:
Shuo! E mean say u nor dey fiok? Guy u dey try o!

Cutehector:
lol guy, u nor go understand. Na God finally, no be by my power

Rapmoney:
I like ur courage sha. Sex is just overrated!

Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!'

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!'

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you , U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!'

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all
You can share yours!

asdfjklhaha:

1. Is it now a crime to be nice to people? If I see you and I greet u, it doesn't mean I want to sleep wit u, the way u guy misinterprete signals at times makes me wonder if the only thing u think about wen u see a girl is just dat hole beneth her legs

2. If I see fine boy for street is it now a crime to look at him?

3. She was bored and wanted to spice herself up, u provided assistance and when she felt satisfied, she decided to take her leave. Sorry u here, used ur over charged konji stricken dic.k to try out another girl.

4. Some guys are naturally funny, u just can't stop laughing when you're around dem, but that shouldn't translate to mean that you're giving him green light. Or is it now a crime to laugh at ur funny jokes again?

silvernus0:
if she givs u any of dis nd stil u cldnt woo her den go check urself ,u r 2forward or u lack d aproach

PunkyBrewster:
It means she's friendly, not her problem if you're an erotomaniac.

Rapmoney:
**Am searching for a dictionary**

Rapmoney:
For where? Whosai!!!

PunkyBrewster:


LOL, it means a delusional person that believes someone is in love with them if they're being nice/friendly.

LewisO:
[size=15pt]BOOKED!!!

This land is not for sale. Longer-throat buyers beware of 419. [/size]

Rapmoney:
Some gurls make it so obvious! Stop flirting with a guy when you don't want intimacy! You gat it?