himkers:


For your mind abi?? Runz girl wey dey form saint

You wicked o!

asdfjklhaha:

1. Is it now a crime to be nice to people? If I see you and I greet u, it doesn't mean I want to sleep wit u, the way u guy misinterprete signals at times makes me wonder if the only thing u think about wen u see a girl is just dat hole beneth her legs

2. If I see fine boy for street is it now a crime to look at him?

3. She was bored and wanted to spice herself up, u provided assistance and when she felt satisfied, she decided to take her leave. Sorry u here, used ur over charged konji stricken dic.k to try out another girl.

4. Some guys are naturally funny, u just can't stop laughing when you're around dem, but that shouldn't translate to mean that you're giving him green light. Or is it now a crime to laugh at ur funny jokes again?

Simply [size=20pt]Misinterpretation and Sexual-Thinking[/size]

that's the problem most males av.

PunkyBrewster:


Ok listen 1) I'm not a Nigerian
2) I'm not here to educate anyone. I can only give a limited amount of info, the rest is up to them if they wanna know more about a subject.
3) Scones or muffins? To go with the tea.

point taken. Scones or muffins? Never heard of them.I'm a thorough-bred Nigerian, I take my tea with akara and agege bread or cabin/OK in/pako biscuits. Thanks all the same.

234GT:


Seroiusly, the girl would come to my office and give all sorts of body languages. When I asked her out, she said she is in a serious relationship!
Why should you give me false hope? Like super eagles?

My broda, na so deh be. Giving high hopes

if they like make d green light green pass d naija flag...won't approach her until I'm actually 90% sure of what she wants with me.
there can never be 100% certainty

MizAusta:
Monday Evening Lamentations!

U badt gannnn, where people dey unearth their frustration like this,u still the chuck yarns? Hihihihih.

Ayosh:
point taken. Scones or muffins? Never heard of them.I'm a thorough-bred Nigerian, I take my tea with akara and agege bread or cabin/OK in/pako biscuits. Thanks all the same.

No problem. Ok, bring your agege bread along then. What is it like? Agege bread. I choose agege because the word just sounds doozy lol

Truckpusher:

This one na diary of a tired black man.

bia, odika ishi a di g'mma. U don dey find my trouble sinse for dis nairaland. No worry. U go soon see am

PunkyBrewster:


No problem. Ok, bring your agege bread along then. What is it like? Agege bread. I choose agege because the word just sounds doozy lol

truly I tell ya,pal, I know very few things in life and one of them is if you re yet to treat ur mouth to d delicacy called agege bread you've yet to start living

Ayosh:
truly I tell ya,pal, I know very few things in life and one of them is if you re yet to treat ur mouth to d delicacy called agege bread you've yet to start living

Hahaha. I believe you.
We can never stop learning new things until we go 6 ft under. I learnt new things too from this post with you.

Anyway, have a great day. I'm not even sure what day it is lol. Let me check the calendar

I jus hope say dis new chick I newly chyk no b fake green light she dey giv me all dis time cuz e no go jus funny at all

PunkyBrewster:


Hahaha. I believe you.
We can never stop learning new things until we go 6 ft under. I learnt new things too from this post with you.

Anyway, have a great day. I'm not even sure what day it is lol. Let me check the calendar

appreciation. Humor. Two good qualities sure to make u learn more than enough on earth before retiring into d 6 ft bungalow. And have a great day yourself and remember if its not agege bread it can never ever be agege bread!

All you have listed isn't fake greenlight; they are all real. She just wants you to work harder all for the purpose of not appearing cheap.

Ayosh:
appreciation. Humor. Two good qualities sure to make u learn more than enough on earth before retiring into d 6 ft bungalow. And have a great day yourself and remember if its not agege bread it can never ever be agege bread!

Lolz. Noted.

And sometimes it's otherwise, they show little or no sign and yet they are still interested"

truthsBarbie:
no 3 tho....dudes who can't approach you on a normal day suddenly grow liver just coz you danced with them... niggy its a party n not some meet up zone... who knows a girl was prolly tipsy while the whole thingy lasted
*straight face*

pure crap!

Women are like Kilode... You CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THEM!
Its takes Only GRACE of GOD!

Cutehector:
bia, odika ishi a di g'mma. U don dey find my trouble sinse for dis nairaland. No worry. U go soon see am

Yeah, show that Truckpusher pepper! In fact, teach him how to push truck better

Rapmoney:
Yeah, show that Truckpusher pepper! In fact, teach him how to push truck better

its just dah am not immature enuf to be bashn any tom dick and harry I see in nairaland. If not, I for make dat useless vomit curse d day dem gv birth to am

logica:
All you have listed isn't fake greenlight; they are all real. She just wants you to work harder all for the purpose of not appearing cheap.

Dem dey tell u say fire burn reverened father, u com dey ask weda e bia-bia follow burn

Na activities dem dey form
Dem no wetin de want

Truckpusher:
And no average guy wants a drama Queen.
Make it plain and simple and if you can't find it plain and simple you simply march and let her be .After all she's not made of gold even though she's more precious.

A billion LIKES for u broh...
Diz ladies r doing us strong thing...

PunkyBrewster:


Lolz. Noted.

don't tell me this joke just ended here...
make it a bend.
better still,create a thread.ama follow you guys
seriously,you guys made my day.

holyfather:


don't tell me this joke just ended here...
make it a bend.
better still,create a thread.ama follow you guys
seriously,you guys made my day.

Matchmaker

Cutehector:
its just dah am not immature enuf to be bashn any tom dick and harry I see in nairaland. If not, I for make dat useless vomit curse d day dem gv birth to am

I simply referred to your comment as the diary of a tired blackman because it was funny to me.So ,you tell the part of my comment that warrants these insults you're dishing out to me? Or you simply have a problem with me ,then say it because personally I don't run way from your kind but I put them where they belong .

Truckpusher:
I simply referred to your comment as the diary of a tired blackman because it was funny to me.So ,you tell the part of my comment that warrants these insults you're dishing out to me? Or you simply have a problem with me ,then say it because personally I don't run way from your kind but I put them where they belong .

guy see mind ur biz. I won't repeat myself again.

Cutehector:
guy see mind ur biz. I won't repeat myself again.

Are you high on something ?

Why can't one have a civil discussion with you lots?
I made an innocent statement and here you're ranting like a rabid dog and now I'm asking you to state what is paining you from my comment and all you could do was reply me in this disrespectful manner?
Are you out of your mind?

holyfather:

pure crap!

you obviously one of those who think u can go on n bug a girl's life just coz she did a few moves with u [

Truckpusher:
Are you high on something ?

Why can't one have a civil discussion with you lots?
I made an innocent statement and here you're ranting like a rabid dog and now I'm asking you to state what is painting you in my comment and all you could do was reply me in this disrespectful manner?
Are you out of your mind?

so dis is wat u call civil discussion? Read ur comment and tell urself who amongst us is d rabid dog.

Not true love

Cutehector:
so dis is wat u call civil discussion? Read ur comment and tell urself who amongst us is d rabid dog.

Well, you started it and I'm about to give it back to your sorry asss.
Stop biitching and apologize for your stupidity and I'll haul asss and set your poor asss free.It's your call.

Truckpusher:
Well, you started it and I'm about to give it back to your sorry asss.
Stop biitching and apologize for your stupidity and I'll haul asss and set your poor asss free.It's your call.

smh. If u eva quote me in nairaland anymore, be it in dis topic or in any other topic. I wil hav u banned! Its a threat!