₦airaland Forum

lincsnuel:
I swear bro... The feeling is out of this world!

lemme give you some dope house/EDM joint

Tiesto ft John legend- summer nights

Disclosure ft Gregory- holding on

Rudimental ft Anne-marie & Tion wayne- come over

Victoria monet ft Khalid- experience

Burna boy- Way too big

wizkid ft skepta- longtime

studying geography with a good grade point. what are my chances

Raalsalghul:
You are wise.

he's very wise I tell ya.

tomdon:
Shey your landlady never tell you how she wants to be hearing sound of crying baby from your own apartment too

lol. Aproko landlady. When bills tight after baby come finish and I no fit pay her rent, she go still pursue me commot.

bluefilm:
In that case, I suggest that women should start marrying themselves.

LOL
So bad my babe is feeling fly with herself cos she fine. She no know say the % of men wey gallant dey very small and thus they'd want to go for someone that's better than her. Wahala for girl wey think say only beauty is enough to get you a high class Man (rich).

bluefilm:
A very big perk actually!!!

Imagine Nedd Nwoko marrying his grand daughter!!!

na so. I don't even see myself getting married till after 32 or 3. since I know I can still father a child till my 50's what's the rush in this Godforsaken poverty-ridden country?


I look around me and I see plenty of single guys from 27 and above trying to find their feet cos economy no good at all. why will they marry? too bad these will have effects on the ladies waiting for these men to wife them up and thus prolonging their time too.

EmekaBlue:
i like the way u break this table. Infact you dey ginger me not to pay anything near high in my mind

way to go bro. if I have money I can pay more than 2million to secure a virgin wife but not those oloshos looking for who to save them. had to dump my last bitch cos of her dexterity in the oza room. non virgins souls are tainted and thus their spirits tied to their first man. you could see it in her face she's fantasizing about her exes as I was digging her.

marry a virgin bro. it'll save you a whole lotta trouble in matrimony. and leave these hoes for the streets.

EmekaBlue:
I'm on this table also and it's not funny again

I have a lady tho but i never get fair apartment and average money to cater for a good home

Only dowry go chop all my savings, what of d wedding bills and d rest.

I think bride price should be cancelled in this modern days joor...all these girls with their various body counts..man go still come pay like 1million+ then take care of her broke ass and family again

Una wan kee me

bro, if no be you tear that babe hymen don't even consider paying for shyte. virginity she gave out for coke and indomie to some random dude, you wan pay through your nose for a tainted and adulterated bitçh. that's nothing but scam!.

tell your babe to go tell her parents you didn't meet her a virgin reason why you won't be paying that price they gave you. you no suppose pay pass 2k sef.

las las marry when you have at least 2 streams of income. e get why cos my dad told me so. he's been there you know.

your first point is so on point. nowadays girls are too lazy to improve themselves but wanting to settle down. asked her what she has to offer me in a probable marriage and she couldn't find any words. so small minded and no skills, no money making traits, nothing but she's crowing out loud she wants to settle down with me.

I don see the parasitic and leech mentality and figured we're miles apart na just fine she fine. I'm calling it off next month 2days to her bday. I know she'd be telling me soon to give her something for bday but I go burst her bubbles.

Omezif:
I Totally disagree, i totally disagree, a lazy man would hear this and rejoice but a real and hardworking man like me would totally disagree.

shut the fuçk up nigga. only a senseless man will want a liability sitting at home doing nothing but feeding fat and opening legs for cum.

I am not in any way lazy. but she has to be doing something. she needs to have goals and money making traits also, so I can guarantee my kids surviving the world in case of financial crisis or unforseen circumstances of the supposed bread winner (the man's death). you better purge yourself of that silly mentality and get sense when choosing a partner.

little wonder why these ladies are getting dumped after few years of their relationships. they're not adding values or assistance to their man but they want to be taken care of doing nothing. the idiot babe wey I dey date now is just mumu. having the nerves to tell me she just wants to be a full housewife. she never know say I don dey prepare to dump her after 2years. after giving her the ditching speech, I'd advise her to keep searching for someone that wouldn't mind taking a lazy liability as a wife.

Man/husband-(soldier, banker, doctor, businessman etc)

lady/wife- (fine face, ass, poor academic achievements, no job, lazy and no money making traits)
is this how I want to live my life with a leech?? nahhh.


men you better get sense and realize that ass and boobs will tire you in relationships or 5 years in marriage. once she's outlived her usefulness of opening her legs you start seeing her as a burden and want something more than a pussy and a hole. don't say you weren't warned.

Jeboy:
I am proud to be one of such men. I rather have a woman who will give me peace of mind, support my being financial stable, emotional stability, has respect and empathy than a blue film specialist. Is everything about marriage sex?

nothing but the truth. I'm starting to get bored of sex and nowadays I discovered I need more than a puxsy and bre@st.

the sex will diminish and lose spark the first 5 years of marriage, so what happens after then when she's outlived her usefulness of mere sex?

fact is: my dad has advised me to settle with a pious woman who also works and hustles. telling me it's only the raging testosterone hormones of young men in their early to mid twenties forcing them to make great and naive mistakes with women and relationship. that when the hormones starts declining towards the 30's, we'd want more than pussy and sex. now I'm heading towards my late 20's and I'm starting to see things the way he advised me 7yrs ago.

jolyment:
Keep shut, tell your leaders to honour agreement.

which stupid agreement?

the issue is not even about the 2009 agreement again but payment mode. dictating to your employer how to be paid is insane. ASUU has lost the goodwill in this fight and I hope ASUU better yield to IPPIS or be punished by FG for their unreasonable demand.

Ikillbrokehoes:
That's what I'm telling those students in school, hold the government accountable not ASUU

hold FG responsible for proposing IPPIS instead of UTAS that ASUU wants?

can someone remind me who's the employer here?

obami007:
Lolz

Is this man truly a Muslim?

He behaves differently from others

Lol. it's like saying IPOB members are the real igbos while other millions not wanting Biafra are fake.

however anyone wants to paint it, a criminal should be made to face the law and pay for his or her crimes.

nobody cares what you serve, you don't carry out attacks or kill people cos of religion.

somehow:
There are universities not with ASUU, yet better than most of the universities still with ASUU, so what are you saying again?

please leave that one. he wants to force a mischievous narrative that ASUU is always right and fighting for the common man.

what are the little stuff they've done with the billions GEJ gave them? him no go fit answer dey talk say na small compared to the agreement. ehnnn even that small what have dey done? nothing!

I wish FG can make a law such that any strike by ASUU or any academic union that extends beyond 3 months should be punished by forfeiture of subsequent payments of salaries after three months.

you can't keep wasting students time at home for almost a year now claiming you're fighting for them. how do you intend to make up for the their time wasted at home ?

Dhilariousdandy:
Please how can i enroll for this course?

how far bro. did you register for the course and have you started making trades?

zikter:
This is not the first time and may not be the last as long as our government continue to be useless. They are going to pay for the months, I assure you. Why can't they honor agreements they signed after long time? This is what many of you fail to see. Have you gone to the public schools and seen the deplorable state of facilities? The universities are poorly funded but everyone blame ASUU, why? Look at our primary and secondary schools now, they are in shambles and the same thing is happening to the universities

pls save us all these robin hood stories of ASUU.

the billions Jonathan's government gave them some few years ago, what have they done with it or what little changes so far have they brought to the schools with the monies?

na FG I blame sha. giving ASUU money without accountability and monitoring them on how they spent it. after receiving billions the first thing they do is go buy Benz and SUVs and now they'd be claiming they're fighting for the revitalizations of schools. I pray FG deals with you guys very well.

you're at home striking for 7 months now doing nothing and wasting time of students as a bargaining chip for your inconsequential agitations but Expecting salaries for works not done.

for wasting over 7months of students time, I pray you all don't get that salary and hope FG goes rampaging on you guys with severe consequences. a few sacks of some ASUU professors will send a message who's boss. I hate nonsense.

wait o, na evening Dem dey always do meeting ni? what happened to daytime? I just tire.

Viserion:
Hello Nairaland,

I believe it is normal for a human to fantasize about sex, but I often find myself daydreaming about it.
I'm working currently while waiting for ASUU to call off strike.


But when idle, I find it difficult to stop thinking about it, I have tried reading, engaging in physical activities, but as soon as I'm off, idle or see a fine lady I begin to fantasize about it.

I know I'm not the only one in this shoe.

I need help.



Lalasticlala
Please help push to front page for more inputs.

it's normal due to your raging hormones cos I believe you're still below 25. all those craze for sex reduces as you age and you'd notice a drop in libido towards your 30's. just thread carefully and try to engage yourself in something and try not to stay alone. it helps.

crazygod:
Still not impressed with the way we've played.

honestly. the forwards are not creative all. I was so uninspired that I left the viewing center halftime. origi Taki, Jota and Shaqiri no just dey creative for that front.

Silentgroper:
Ok. D guy is usually jxt unco-ordinated.

klopp always sub him in late. you don't expect much from little playing time. even firminho def went weeks of barren run till he got a goal yesterday.

pls I want comments and remarks about Jota and Taki. some people complaining on Liverpool page because I no watch the match.

Drhealer:
[s][/s] Trashed mercilessly by Aston Villa. Took grace to draw Everton, now Sheff on the way to rubbish them. Please hide.

bad belle. you forgot to remind me of the club you support

Drhealer:
Liverpool is excessively overrated.

Define overrated.

19 league titles.
6 champions league

went to UCL finals 2 times in last 3 seasons.
won league with 99 points and perched 25 points to the distant second club beneath.

if all these are definition of overrated, then I want more of it from the boys.

remind me of the club you support again

Drhealer:
2nd goal loading. Liverpool ain't shit.

1-1 baby
you were saying

Reussite:
Madrid should be doing better than this.
To be honest though Messi is not as lethal as before

messi and CR7 have both passed their prime. recent games since laslt season confirmed that.

Carloslehder:
Some of you still harbor this stupid thinking still for Barcelona

wetin concern me with hatred for Barca?. Barca is a good club no doubt. I'm giving those remarks based on what I've been watching so far. yellow to Casemiro that didn't even touch messi? ref didn't even bother checking VAR. mtchewwww.

Barca with ojoro. ref just dey favor Barca.

Liard:
You lack critically and logically thinking skills sir

please just leave that one to keep believing the Audio massacre as he like. people's eyes are now open to the falsehood about the fake massacre at lekki toll.

zachur:
which people did the governor visited in hospitals

I hope you know there's a huuuuuge difference between being killed and being injured?

even the injured ones don't have gunshot wounds but the wounds caused by stampede that ensued after shots were fired in the air.

I'll say again: Lekki massacre is premium Fake news and I, like most of us here swallowed the initial narrative that flew around courtesy of some mischievous elements that circulated fake images all over which were later debunked. I mean all pictures were debunked and alleged victims came out to say they're all alive and not even at the Lekki location when the Fake news flew around.

Devil will punish those who conjured fake news to ridicule the struggle of the protests.