₦airaland Forum

G450:
which side ar u 4m in NSK?

Nsukka Local government

Odim side

If no be say you dey run streets


I for say na waste of money

But money wey them get from streets dey end for street.

Make her happy

Na your babe

I know you

Southnikaye abi wetin be that your old moniker


See anybody wey dey advice you here no just get work.


Your sense remain -5%.

Go thief nah

Rubbish

G450:
bro hw far nah

Cool bro

Balistic4:
enugu guy, deje

We know ourselves oo

It’s called Nkaka

Igbele na the big one


Na my dialect oo

I was wondering, how his father will take him away from Lagos to Warri for a medical treatment.

Which hospital dey Warri wey Lagos no get?

UBtH dey oo

I don’t understand

Na fresh meat nah

May the souls of the departed Rest In Peace

But North should stop deceiving themselves.

This is just a tip of an iceberg

Not for me

I don’t care


Any girl wey carry my picture go Shiloh make I for marry her

She go fail

Chuky7:
abeg bro which state be this

Benin city

E pain am

Why can’t they resign

So articulate

A scapegoat

It’s only a mad man that will argue with a man pointing a gun to his face

Mynd44:
While in your beloved country, a Nigerian developed his own social media app and the very same people wo complain of not developing did all in their power to take it down.

The app your country man developed reeks of incompetence

We go see how e go be

Na where to meet clients we de find

Actually the real number of people it will carry is 9

3 on each row

Bunmhi:
Thank God say their hand no catch you, you for collect from them

Na because I no gree come down for car nah

They pass 15 girls wey de cause me.

BKsoul2:
You think he is you who lies for a living?

Don’t mind boy

[b] This evening my guy called me to come over to his house, After our discussion there, He said we should go out to receive fresh air. He wanted us to go with his Corolla but changed mind and took his RX330.
I did not know that his change of mind has a meaning. We drove straight to Randekhi Gold hotel GRA. While we were passing through Aso Time. I could see some girls kissing me through the glass. When we were done enjoying ourselves at Randekhi. We passed through Aso time, it was already 10:00pm,by this time the number of girls there has increased and the number of guys selling AZ and loud have increased too. As we are driving in front of CQ pharmacy,he slowed down and some guys rushed to ask us if we want to buy LOUD, I simply told them No because the guys am with does not smoke( I miss my friend HY, 2am we are there buying SK those days) so in front of that CQ pharmacy are lots of girls waiting for customer. As I rolled down the glass, many of them were just kissing me in the air. I brought out my phone ,holding it on my hand and later placed it on my ear. The next thing I heard was shout from different angles, Girls calling me names and accusing me of snapping them. I rolled up and asked my friend to drive front. He drove and parked, these girls came in multitude and started calling me names. Some were saying that Ashawo is better than yahoo. They were just saying that these yahoo boys don’t have sense, I opened the car door and called one of them but none agreed to come close to me. They could not allow me to defend myself. They were more than 15 standing infront of me calling me names. One of them is a friend to my guy, she came to meet him and was standing at the other side of the door,As I was about to greet her, She just said, I hope you are not videoing me oo. Shuuu I just change am for here. I came down from the car to price them. Mehn none of them gree follow me oo say I de video them. One said of my boyfriend see my picture for your phone,na ogun go kill you.

I just run enter motor go house. Them for gather best me if to say I look Gentle for their eyes. [/b]

This is from a white woman



And the other from another white woman

Man around town

Independent radio

ITV
Benin city

Every day I listen to different radio stations

LadyD22:
Stopped talking to my real mom coz its been more than 15 years and the woman is still making excuses to not come and see how big I am , I just wished her goodluck and never responding to any of her messages or her calls ever, not even invited to my wedding or whatever it is , she has her reasons for staying away so I leave her to God

Tell us why your real mom will abandon you?

Nothing like love there

Stop deceiving yourself

Just understanding is what you both need

HML

In 2009 I was in SS2 and this guy was made a teacher in our school then. He always forms a bad guy. One day he made a speech in our class and after he was done. I said it’s a lie, he asked me to lie down on the chalk dust. I did not pain me because I was using the opportunity to view girls under wears from where I was lying down.

I was angry at him, and I promised to pay him back. In 2013 I was learning a hand work , he came one day to repair his phone, he met me at the shop, maybe he has forgotten what he did to me and others. I wanted to destroy his phone beyond repair but I had a change of mind.

10 years later, I was already living very far away from our state with my then secondary school class mate.

I came out very early in the morning to withdraw money at the atm and I saw him. He greeted me and asked me many questions. He gave me 1k and bid me farewell.

One week later I was driving with my friend and we saw him trekking under the hot sun. He stopped to carry him but shame did not let him enter. He politely declined.

All the bad things I have for him on mind disappeared the day he gave me 1k.

Uncle your tie’ you do us sha that year but I hope others forgive you the way I did.

If not that he stylishly apologized with that 1k

I for arrange boys for street to kidnap him because I have been in town for years even before he came in.

Next time go straight to the point

All of them get price


She dey fear say you no go give her money after fûck because of the amount wey you don spend


You for spend 10k

Promise to give her 20k

She go fall

After the fück you give her 5k

WibusJaga:


I for say a whole 2face fall my hand for lodging in a hotel wey de cut soap for guests. But since na hotel for him village, no wahala.

No be him village

2 face na from ojoba edumoga

Ugbokolo no be him village

Watch how the northern business men are excluding South east from their donations

But the useless south east business men will leave their region to go and donate to northners.

Contact his bank and your bank


Hand go soon meet am