Never let Fumi know that DEEP & WIDE is not a reference to her INTELLECTUAL ability. But to a MORE FUNDAMENTAL ANOMALY in her ANATOMY

never let a woman think she is irreplacable.
never let a woman know what u give ur family(esp. ur sis and mother)
never let a woman run ur finance
never let a woman know u love her a lot(though u do.cos she will start misbehavin)

please guys never let a woman shag you without inspecting her bathing, if not you shall Smell all day (night) long

Ah bros, make una no kill our QUEENS na!!

Never let a man wear the same briefs he wore yesterday, today.

never ever go near a woman when she's m, , u are just signing your death warrant

Never let a man wear the same briefs he wore yesterday, today.

He he he, Sauron wears his own for 3 straight weeks.  

never ever go near a woman when she's m, ing, u are just signing your death warrant

Never ever let a woman kiss you because she would be transfering all the sperms she has swallowed from different men who might have had syphilis, gonohorea[b], HIV [/b]and a host of transmittable sexual diseases into your own mouth! Lips sealed

This tells me how much you know about HIV.  

Jeez women are extremely disgusting!

Am not surprised because you are gay.  

St.Funmi:

He he he, Sauron wears his own for 3 straight weeks.  

lol

Bleep-You:

Never ever let a woman kiss you because she would be transfering all the sperms she has swallowed from different men who might have had syphilis, gonohorea, HIV and a host of transmittable sexual diseases into your own mouth!

Jeez women are extremely disgusting!

Doesn't that turn you on?

Ouiii!!

Never ever let a woman put your sugarcane in a quim that is not even fit for my walking stick!

Ifedisky:

never ever let a woman put you sugarcane in a quim that is not even fit for my walking stick!

Never let a man know when he sounds like he's retarded.

See WAR!

Never sit beside a man like Ifedisky in a bus because he smells like an American peasant.

mess-You:

you abuse people too much daphoneix

It is not a good thing. Learn to be civil and have manners and respect people. Its the sign of the devil you are exhibiting here! And god will surely punish you for making fun of one of his creations Ifedisky unduely!

rofl @ you telling me to be civil and respectful when you go round abusing women. If God was going to punish anyone, you'll be first in line. I suggest you get off Ifedisky's privates and stfu. Thanks  

Never ever hide the INSECTICIDE in the house otherwise FUMI would not be able to PACIFY the LICE in her PUBES

Never ever keep kerosene in the house otherwise ifedisky will poison himself with them thinking it's ogogoro.

Never let a man have the last word; it is against the female honor code lol

Never ever DENY FUMI IN HEAT otherwise your HOUSE CLEANER will be the BENEFICIARY of your INDESCRETION

Never ever let a man like Ifedisky give you tongue because you will end up with Chlamydia or UTI.

Never ever spend ur money on exlax or andews liver salt when ur constipated. Gently PART Fumi's THIGH and SNIFF!! Help spread the word after VOMITTING!!

Never ever be tempted to lace a WOMAN(?!) like FUMI with MAGUN. Unless ur seriously BAITING THAT CHIMPANZEE down at the ZOO.
WARNING: DUMPY FUMI does not ATTRACT Human beings ANYMORE!

Never ever let DELECTABLE ST FUMI be ANGRY For too LONG.Otherwise, she'll HOARD her DAILY RATION OF BOOTIFUL DELICACIES.THEN YOU'LL DIE FROM PRIAPISM!
Am out!!!!!!!

never tell a woman she is a LovePeddler, she already knows it

not that she can help it either

never tell a woman she is a LovePeddler, she already knows it

Never tell a man he's a loser, he already knows it.

frank3.16:

never tell a woman she is a LovePeddler, she already knows it

not that she can help it either

Never tell a man you slept with his best friend because he was sexually incompetent, had an extraordinary low sex drive and sperm count and basically a worthless excuse for a man . . . he will call you a LovePeddler.

Never ever let a woman know you DELIBERATELY PASSED HER ON to your BEST FRIEND to SAMPLE.THEN she won't understand you guys have CONFIRMED her a LovePeddler!!!!!

na wa ooooooooooooo

Hmmm. This battle of the sexes pass my power. _{I have moved on to the next thread.}