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Nigeria a shit hole. Owners of oil, importing oil, suffering a setback and delays, can't refine their own shit themselves, rely on others to do the shit for them. What a shit hole indeed!!!

Dorad:
Really?.... A 9 years old with nice curves?. That's all you could say...

You need to be isolated from children around you, you are a security threat

lol... Security threat indeed. Have you not seen 9yrs old that look 19?

All these small girls with big bobi and nice curves be tempting their fathers. The flesh is always weak while the spirit is willing. God epp us.

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Akwamkpuruamu:
For those confused about the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, and by extension NATO.
— Russia represents a polygamous husband with many wives like Ukraine, Moldova, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belorussia, & other Ex-Soviet..
— In 1991, Ukraine being the most beautiful wife, demanded a divorce from her draconian husband.
— Russia grudgingly allowed her, but due to his toxicity and ego, he would rather see her remain single, subservient, and dependent.
— As a dynamic lady, Ukraine rapidly developed herself into one of the most beautiful women after the divorce.
— To the chagrin of Russia, Ukraine, his ex-wife, becomes a center of attraction wanted by other men, including his foe, NATO.
—Ukraine’s pulchritude and natural endowment earn her recognition from NATO—a counterpart to Russia.
—The relationship between NATO and Ukraine started growing at an alarming pace

oil dey ur head for this clear explanation. marriage no be by force jor.

buckeyemedia:
He is a 100 times better than those criminals preaching false gospel asking you for money every Sunday.

if a criminal ask me for money every sunday and i am able to give without being forced to, am i not better than those brainwashed fools killing to have sex with 7vergins in Aljana?

ShenTeh:
It's well with Ukraine o.

Nairaland don turn to war room and many monikers have suddenly turned to war generals.

Everybody has an opinion on who will win the war. We have all suddenly become global security analysts.

#BeStrongUkraine. #IsHelpComingUkraine

#BeStrongUkraine.

funshint:
You're living in a fantasy. Putin is more Godly than you are.

are you high on weed? That putin, the dictator? Did you watch the interview when putin dresses down his spy chief?

DoggoneDogg:
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This is why Blacks remain foolish forever.
How many Blacks are born in Russia??

you are the foolish one among the Blacks here. how many sane Blacks would want to associate with a dictator(Russia)? or don't you know that failure has many enemy?

DoggoneDogg:
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Any woman or child that dies in this conflict brought it on themselves and their blood is on the hands of the US/NATO for deceiving imnocent civilians that they would protect them.

do you know what it takes to hold the battle line for 36hrs under heavy armoured trucks and missile raids? Ukraine with the aide of U.K intelligence, is dealing blows to the Russia forces.

wwwihy:
after 36 hours , couldn't do it with ordinary Ukraine. Modern wars are not conventional wars. He thought Ukraine will not fight. But they are giving Russia forces bloody noses

omo Ukraine were fully prepared for defence strategies!!! Russia invaded with pretex and Ukraine giving them hot hot with pretex. i have been following the war through BBC updates. putin sef confirm am.

sweerychick:
SIMPLE! PUTIN WANTS TO BRING BACK THE SOVIET UNION... HE IS A KGB AGENT AND HE DOESNT WANT THE INFLUNCE OF THE WEST.

SINCE THE COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION RUSSIA HASNT BEEN HAPPY WITH THE WEST. THAT IS WHY PUTIN TOOK CONTROL OF RUSSIA AFTER BORIS YELTSIN BECAUSE HE SAW YELTSIN AS A WESTERN PUPPET....

PUTIN DOESNT WANT THE INFLUNCE OF THE WEST IN EASTERN EUROPE

which means they are "boko haram" (western influence/civilization is a sin) same vision with iran &co.

Russia want to be a god in europe just as america is to the west.

sanctions is the only way russia can fall as a nation with pride and drunk with intoxicating powers. but russia is all prepared for this. putin has shifted his focus to china as backup plan to get away with effects of sanctions by adopting the use of yuan currency, colabo with their technology and rule europe with a iron hand.

i see war in the whole of europe with the help of asia down to africa. the end time is here. the fall of the WEST is eminent and the prince of persia is putin.

GreatrAnalyst:
Looks like a foolish decision, especially to many ignorant ones right here, but that's actually what's best to do.

1. Not all wars or battles are yours to fight. There are wars you win by avoiding them.
2. The war of 21st century is war of supremacy of economy. Any world power that goes into war these days won't recover economically for decades to come. Germany is still paying for the foolishness of Adolf Hitler for plunging the world into WW2
3. The invasion of Ukraine by Russia doesn't concern US directly. Ukraine has never joined NATO officially. The best bet would be NATO against Russia(had it been Ukraine already belongs to NATO)

jeez... goodness me!!! this move is exactly the best option to avoid WW3. world leaders have learnt not to repeat the mistakes that result to world wars.

"if a mad man steal your clothes while bathing and you go about naked chasing the mad man, who among the two of you will people tag MAD?"

putin is playing a script

NofiuFade:
Get your facts right, Ukraine is currently in strong heavy blow retialation, Russia soldiers with all their outdated artillery not finding it easy!

tell me more of this!! That's good news already. Say no to authoritarian governance and embrace democracy.

All hail RUSSIA of our time. authoritarianism

Fuckingmallam45:
Really? They should calm down, there will be no War.
Nuclear armed nations would never dare to go to war with each other primarily for the fear of mutually assured destruction of each other.

If only it ( mutually assured destruction of warring nuclear armed nations) had not been the case the first country to be invaded following the invasion of Afghanistan may have been Pakistan for it provides safe haven to terrorists even though Pakistan receives significant aid from America.

Now even if nuclear war is ruled out. USA would not dare to even think about going to war with Russia.

and who thought RUSSIA would dare to even think about going to war with its neighbour for wanting to align with NATO?

"Where is NATO?" that simple question really touched me!!! biden seem too slow with things. he kept warning of russia invasion without making adequate plans to defend ukrain. and moreover, don't they have missile defence systems in place?

barojana:
This is good news. But much of the country's defenses has been destroyed already.

Ukraine ought to have invested heavily in SAMs (Surface to Air Missiles). Same with Taiwan.

You can't take out the Israeli military like this - which is also a defensive military. They have integrated five level of defences from iron beam (1), Iron dome (2) , David Sling n Barack 8 (3), Arrow11 (4), Arrow111 (5). The Israelis can crater anything that flies into their airspace from as low as 5 km to 2500km outerspace. They have air defenses laid from rooftops to those inserted inside the mountains.

This same model is what countries like Ukraine, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan ought to be using. Don't waste waste your money on fighter jets.

unfortunately, you did not include NIGERIA in your advice. First Take off the beam in your eyes before removing the mot in someone else's

oluwafeolami:
He will be fine, atleast people live there and are doing fine. I have friends who stayed back and still doing great til now, God will watch over him there too.

AMEN ooo. he(GOD) has given his angels charge over us to bear us up in their arms.

oluwafeolami:
Seriously u typed all these? So na buhari dey post corpers now abi? 24brains indeed!!!

Anyways I served in plateau, Shendam local govt in 2016. Platueau is good and you will enjoy it, don’t mind this prophet of doom

you want to compare 2016 to this present day nigeria of 2022, where terrorism, banditry, kidnapings, ritualism & tribalism is the order of the day?

Jeez... Goodness me!!! Reno instigating one against another. Let me grab my porn condom, oh... I mean popcorn and read comments.

jeez... Goodness me!!! Feminist will not like this. this man makes a lot of sense!! women are weird creatures and i pity men that waste their time trying to please and understand them.

women can multi task and are the only creatures that can take multiple dick at a time and still want more from other source.

imagine people that argue with GOD their maker, how much more will they do to men mere mortal? men hear this "women always and will always have plan B"

so simps that think their girlfriends can die for their steed should bury their head in shame for this brutal exposure.

Jeez... Goodness me!!! You mean plateau of jos? The headquater of fulani massacre!!! You succeeded in escaping school hardship and economical drought. but as if thats not enough for buhari, he wants to finish our able bodied youths by posting them to war zones in the guise of "youth service!!!"

Jeez... Goodness me!!! Which one is they may sell above 180? Something they already sell for 250 in my area!!!

Jeez... Goodness me!!! Human error though. If this had happened in nigeria, the military will never admit being responsible and will deny such occurience.

Jeon:

what brand of wine are these? Never heard of them

mum4dgirls:
As for those mentioning virgin as a criteria, who will marry those with Kpetus that you have scattered?

jeez... Goodness me!!! that is why they should not allow their kpekus to be scattered for mere peanuts before marriage. Now they are finding it hard to get married on nairaland because nairalanders all want virgins.

FuckDModz:
Yoruba savages on the beat.

The animals should be fed to lions at the nearest zoo.

jeez... goodness me!!! nearest zoo when they are already in a zoo?

pocohantas:
Allow them bikepool with their fellow women. Even when I shared a bike with a lady, I was practically on the iron and almost dislocated my waist. It was her idea, not mine. N200 can’t kill me. So on the return trip I told her I won’t share, she should take one alone while I do the same.

I don’t know how they can evade body contact on a bike. They don’t want their boobs touching the bike-man, they don’t want your crotch touching their ass. Yet they don’t have N200 to pay and board the bike alone. They also cannot trek less than a kilometre. Nah, choose your poison, sis.

guy the matter tire every body. How they think one derives pleasure from something covered with bra and shirt surprises me.

that's how one girl argued that she cannot have me sit behind her and i sat at the middle. she still complained that my back is touching her boobs and this made her sit at the extreme of the carriage. unfortunatly, she derailed and landed on the tiled road.

jeez... Goodness me!!! So The fear of mazi Nnamdi kanu is the begining of knowledge for most illiterate zoogerians?? wonderful.

nerd004:
Buhari the pepper dem gangleader....The silence whip of ipob terrorist and the keeper of Nnamdi Cownu in dungeon of Hell

jeez... goodness me!!! are you mad? These small names for our almighty presido?

He is also the commander in chief of the FULANI terrorists, the great lifeless keeper of the zoo republic, the great inactive shock absorber e.t.c