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Have you eaten and felt overfed before? That's the feeling excess faping brings.

But you suddenly feel hungry few hours latter and wanting to eat again?: that's the same thing masturbation "Adiction" brings. You feel like doing it over and over and over again!!

You're lucky not to be addicted to it because its going to be over and over and over again.

Pumpumking:
I juss cant sleep...so wot u wereing again??...color, bra size/type, see tru pyjamas?...wot wot wot & things ??(,please hurry)

pumpumking wake up and stop day dreaming. That photo is probably a mannequin.

The beebah2000 i know doesn't have a flat chest like that one up there

Myhusband:
your Virgin girlfriend? another author on the beat

she was actually a virgin when i met her. Am her eye opener, her apple giver(forbiden fruit). She also call me her driller and strainer.

But all these seem to be fading away with my good turn bad.

Wahala for zamfara kidnapers!!! How will they contact victims families for ransom?

ExAngel007:
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to share photo of a
drug which he found in his younger sister's bag.

The Twitter user who was seeking for advice on what to do,
stated that he already wanted to beat her.

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/61322820b48ad.png

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6132288d50c8a.png

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/9/twitter-user-shares-photo-of-drug-he-found-in-younger-sisters-bag.html

its obvious she just started her dose. She may still get pregnant with unprotected sex

Tomahawk99:
She found a few inches more

i swear am confuse on what to do. I thought of trowing the stuffs away but i fear she may acquire more sophisticated ones.

My virgin girlfriend has suddenly change towards my s*xual advances on her.

We have been having sweet intimate life together and she sees me as a romance god due to my technics in making her orgasm in bed and I'm her first lover.

Trouble started on february 14th being valentine's day. I decided to surprise her with s*x toy gifts which she has never known and to further spice up our s*x experiences.

I used them on her and she screamed with pleasure while she moan and squirt. I watched her having an intense orgasm and i enjoyed the moments.

Weeks after, she started recomending it for pre-intimacy instead of my usual head & fingering.I went for a business trip and spent few weeks.
She calls me on video call for s*x chat and i taught her the functions of the toys during the process that she became an expert using it on herself at my absence.

When i came back, i noticed she's now into masturbation that she now deny me of s*x!
cc:lalasticlala, myn44, seun, presidency, beebah2000

Its a setup. Probably to kill the cheating wife for her infidelity.

Sagefromtheeast:
Not like I even know any Imam personally right now but I hardly see any of them presented in a bad light lately. It left me wondering when they all turned saints!

With that in mind, it's obvious the case is not the same with pastors. Almost every Sunday I read about one vice or the other by a pastor. If they didn't marry somebody's wife,they killed one for ritual. If they're not caught with charms they're caught with human parts.

My question is, why don't we hear about their counterparts in the other religion? Are pastors that vile or there's a conspiracy against Christianity subtly sponsored by the media,especially on nairaland?

I don't mean to shake any table but I think it's worth noting.

hmmm

chatinent:
If this uncle is not more than 40years old, make I naked baff.

you dey wear clothes baf before Nairalanders will not kill person

passionguy:
My brother is 24 years old. His entire life has been spent fucking up. The thing is he lies, cheats, gamble and steals. He has succeeded in selling almost everything in the house be it fridge, stab, pressing iron, electronic and manymore
Now he has extended it by going out to steal from neighbors and people.
He as been arrested so many times and been bailed. Now everyone in the family is tired of him mostly my mum she can't eat good food because of him because his becoming worse.
Pls Advice me on what to do.

thats call youthful exuberance. He will grow above it

Frank2021:
Guys I need help, I am 34 years and I started masturbation in 2014 because I don't have girl friend till date I always mastubate once a day some twice. The only time I abstain from it was 3weeks and two weeks. I have never stay a month with masturbating. I am in relationship now but during sex my penis goes down and I can't perform again. Even I can't even release unless I was giving handjob by a girl. My girlfriend is worried why I have not release inside her since we started making. I lied is beer. Please how do I stop and how can I have full erection to have a good sex. Your advice is highly needed.

then kill masturbation to restore your sexual urge. You can't eat ur cake and have it.

A soul that sineth shall surely die. But woe unto him who die in his sin.

infoxpress:
Cow causes accident in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5o40-vpLcU

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXR_54gy-Q/?utm_medium=copy_link

1st citizens of zoogeria

Vavana:
Dear house, please i need help.

I got invited by Fina Trust mfb.
Anyone with experience about their organisational culture and salary especially.

Kindly help a sister.

Thanks

apply. Its better than being jobless on nairaland

Has anything good ever came out of Nazareth(Igbo land)

Lanrelagboi:
Governor of Lagos State, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu speaking today immediately after watching the 2022 World Cup Qualifiers Match at the Teslim Balogun Stadium between the Nigeria Super Eagles and the Lone Stars of Liberia which ended in a 2-0 in Favour of Nigeria. Governor Sanwo-Olu expressed his satisfaction and says the Super Eagles have found a new home in Lagos State. Mr Governor says the State Govt is currently building 10 Stadia across the State … he says both the Teslim Balogun Stadium, Onikan Stadium will be covered up.

#ForAGreaterLagos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9qm0EmGGlc

mtchewww. Stadium that cannot even cover a match in clear image but a blurr and dismantled one

bleskid:
they will say it is for ladies but guys for here will come and over take

nairaland topic is for both ladies and gentlemen. In that, there is no partialty

Ask AMAKA and CHIOMA how they said yes to a sexcapede DAVIDO.

they will tell you how they were casted around town with DISAPOINTMENT and ASSURANCE. yet they're happy being baby mamas to him.

MORAL LESSON: make money and girls will rush you like gold.
aviod embarasment by toasting girls while walking around with bathroom slippers.

like my ex always say: "its better to cry in a range rover with AC than inside a KEKE"

A beautiful woman without character is a sex doll.

Don't quote me! Ask toto dick why she has crashed another marriage over mere voice notes

An impotent man has finaly goten an excuse for his impotence.

Impotency is a killer! Treat it. whether buhari or not, form a security outfit and arm them to defend your people. Or better still, arm the people to defend themselves.

I hope this cure your sickness and make you a potent man as usual.

What does aboki knows? Personaly, I have never seen any on suit than boban rigga.

Boko haram, bandits (western education is evil)

Rules of a rational male(Alpha):

1) never allow a woman's slap be the last, return it within seconds of such a nasty act and with full force: it will reset her brain and make her never to try that with you. it also make her feel you're man enough to protect her.

2) never argue with a woman, for you cannot argue with feelings but rather, manipulate them instead: walk away each time there is heated argument and aviod exchanging words with her. she will respect you more.

3) always go against her threat to show you're the man of the house and that nothing will happen: like when she said you will die if you try to divorce her, go against her will and file it.

marry more women if the above rules don't work and watch them compete to love and serve you like a god

They should keep rehabilitating pretending(repentant) boko haram into the society.

Nigeria will be worse than Afghanistan in the near future

Evaromantik:
The real GOAT.

The ONLY player to have scored 100+ goals with his head, his right foot and his left foot respectively.

Very complete player.

hope he scores with his dick too.

Chuky7:
How do you take care of more than your official girlfriend. you take one out to a restaurant. go shopping. buy gifts.

How are you not broke?

i have a bullion van like tinubu, i cant go broke fucking multiple juicy pussy

What do you expect her to say when She has damaged her womb with multiple abortion.

She look like the juju sef

Man passing the shirt of sufferings and strugles to his daughter NYSC (now your strugle continue)

HonNL:
AIT

Some Senators of the 8th Senate also sent their condolences to their colleague, Senator Ibn Na'Allah.



Abubakar Bukola Saraki




Senator Shehu Sani




Senator Ben Murray-Bruce

https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Captain-Abdulkareem-Bala-NaAllah.jpg
The deceased

Below is the Captain's residence:

Na Allah is dead. RIP to Allah

MrNipplesLover:
Why would a man be practicing Liu kang combo fatality on his wife?

The man should be jailed.

Mad man.

the woman grabed the man's male organ.

So he acted in self defence! I bet you will do same in his shoe. try to read before comenting and stop being one sided because you love nipples. Las las the woman no go give you her nipple suck