dyfatai:
This is just too mean, these are the kind of things that makes some of this white girls commit suicide. Never ever, I repeat, never ever insult someone, you might be hurting more than their feelings.

As a Muslim, I can tell you this, the Muslim guy's comment is the most cruel of them all. He speaks for himself as Islam doesn't teach the that.

Naaa.... They were civil ways of declining the kind gesture. Nobody insulted her directly na... Next time, she will know better than to pots such and it serves as a lesson to other racist girls

zynzyn:


She go ask herself which devil push am to pose selfie with her yansh!!

No be if she get the yansh sef?? Na wetin dey vex people be that na. Don't advertise what you don't have

♫ She is chest 44, waist 44, Hips 44.........♫

Lanjonath:


On behalf of the Yorubas, we humbly decline maybe the Niger Deltans would love to handle this one. You are clearly white, you fit their profile

On behalf of the Niger Deltans we sincerely decline this generous offer, we suggest MrCock takes over as he's white skin oriented.

Best regards.

closetoyou:


Yes it is Haram. Is it funny? It's also haram according to the Bible

una sabi misquote bible eh

FANE4Naija:


On behalf of all Arsenal fans we decline the offer.
It does not meet our requirement of top top quality with potential.
Maybe our dear Manchester United would accept this free transfer as LVG still needs robust addition to his depleted team.

Guy u no SABI say Laf dey kill person

udemzyudex:
Which portion of the Bible?

Deutronomy 14:8, supported by all the various versions of the bible:
http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/14-8.htm

sexyexcalibur:

una sabi misquote bible eh

sexyexcalibur:


una sabi misquote bible eh

Shhhh... Here is it:

Deutronomy 14:8

Also the swine is unclean for you, because it has cloven
hooves, yet does not chew the cud; you shall not eat their
flesh for touch their dead carcasses.

Cross-check in your Bibles...

llaykorn:


Deutronomy 14:8, supported by all the various versions of the bible:

http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/14-8.htm

I bet say jesus wey talk am no know the benefit of eating pork meat..

Even when God say forgive and forget them no know psychology then, one can only forgive and not forget.

I might not know much, but I'm sure the ancestors do not accept forbidden fruits.

On behalf of BIAFRANS we completely cherish your generosity but we're rather busy now with arisen issues and u do not fit into our category but you might as well try nigerians, they are always less busy with money from NNPC and they like that mantra "one nijeria" they might accommodate u.

Ola17:

We appreciate your magnanimous offer, however with a deep sense of courtesy, we are not interested(quote me anywhere)

Maybe my Igbo brothers wouldn't mind. Tenks.

Dear Generous brother,

With deep sorrow in our hearts, we the entire Association of Ibo brothers of Nigeria (AIBN) regret to announce to you that we hereby reject your humble offer. For the following reasons:

1. The creature in question doesn't resemble the creatures we tag as 'women' in our part of the globe.

2. The creature is even a racist *an amoebic elephant with an overrated self esteem*

3. Yes most times we go for em white ladies, but we prefer the ones with endowed 'boobs and ikebe, not the specie in question.

We hereby pass her on to Ifa...

Thanks.

Yours sincerely

Jizzle

President AIBN

Lanjonath:


On behalf of the Yorubas, we humbly decline maybe the Niger Deltans would love to handle this one. You are clearly white, you fit their profile

on behalf of the niger deltans the yoruba who brought the package will be shot 50 times with ak 47 the package will then be used for rituals

God knows she would have hung herself if she was from 9ja.

I can't believe I read this all through till the last page

CHUKSKALIDONN:

Guy u no SABI say Laf dey kill person

LOL. Boss, I no sabi o

MadCow1:


You realise the Indians are Asians right?

I guess he meant red Indians from the west

XLR8R:
[center] u made me fall from d ceiling fan u idiat

Ah Oga easy o. Lol.

babatundemuhamm:
Please someone hlep me.how can I download this pix on nairaland.been trying on my phone since.

download the file and locate it in ur file manager it will show question mark. Change the extension of the file by renaming it from ".0" to ".jpg". Thank me later.

charix:
Finally this joke made me laugh. HAHAHAHAHA. I can die happy now .

Pls die quick and forward ur remaining megabyte before u die o

And this happened

Sheesh

OROZONE:
download the file and locate it in ur file manager it will show question mark. Change the extension of the file by renaming it from ".0" to ".jpg". Thank me later.

Thanks baba, I just learn something new from you. Wow! This my next month birthday, hmm dem go take

Oh damn.......this girl don suffer o.....make she no go commit sucide

SeverusSnape:
On behalf of the aliens, we reject the offer. Maybe the ancestors and the gods can oblige you. Thanks.

On behalf of the gods and ancestors we kindly accept the offer cos we have been humbly and keenly waiting for her and kind all these years.

KashyBaby:


I was laughing of the comment of a Muslim...tat guy compare tat girl to a pork. Lol!

Metaphor at its peak..the Muslim niccur na badoolee

Unbehalf of all Arsnal footballers & Fan, injured & uninjured. We wish to thank u for ths offering but, as u can see among all d football clubs we are d youngest, and we are too young to die b4 our time. Pls we reject this one. Pls try Man-U.

dlex21:

Wow! this is very kind of you. But on behalf of all the chelsea fans home and abroad, we humbly and sincerely reject this kind gesture. But we all know how bad this season has been for us and we wont like to add another ivanovic to our problems. Maybe the arsenal fans will accept to help them consolidate their mid-week loss.

CheeNayNay:
Nigerian men won't mind.
They're well known for going after anything white even the unattractive,obese or old
ones...
She shouldn't lose hope

some nigerian men you she goat.

people can be so mean! this is serious o though she was paid back with her own coin

dlex21:
I cannot fit laugh ooo...abeg if dem dey count fish, dem dey count crayfish join...This kind of thing can cause alien invasion

And aliens have replied! I repeat the aliens have replied

The Aliens response remains the most epic of all!

We shall see this as an act of War!!!

CheeNayNay:
Nigerian men won't mind.
They're well known for going after anything white even the unattractive,obese or old
ones...
She shouldn't lose hope

Exactly!