MrImole:


Come and share yours.

. . . . . . . . Lols i go dey scope my close friend babe . . . . . Lols

When mine was 2009, me and my gee, after drinking mixture, in a bar, we decided to trek to our house but instead we ended up in visiting a hospital saw a family we never knew crying they jus lost there Dad then, and we joined them in crying too, saying ooooh, we killed this great man, ooo, the family were very surprised, they don't know us but we continued crying more than them that lost someone, they have to beg and push us to leave, lucky our neighbor was in the hospital that night cos it was jus behind our street, he took us home and we slept off till the next day.

menix:


Nah mixture dey fit help us. Think..

Like

osomo + goldberg

DonSimon+Legend

mm + any beer + trams

etc

MrImole:



Haaaa


na u cause am.

U still dey drink?

smtin bout d taste of ORijiN... occasionally doh.

jamex93:
. . . . . . . . Lols i go dey scope my close friend babe . . . . . Lols

but d girl go don understand sha?

This so funny but make I share am anyway, my friends n I don drink one day but nah me dey okay among them cos me I no dey drink monkey tail n I never smoke for my life b4 me nah to take vodka or any spirit as we dey go we saw a police man n my friend say make we wait say e fit collect gun frm those police man n everybody else clear look am say Wetin dey happen before we no it e don almost near d police man wan collect d gun nah him we hold am, as we dey get home small gutter wey be say we dey normally cross without jumping over my guy say make we watch him say e wan show us how to jump over this drainage nah him we look am, we take am inside d last thing we e do for that day nah from 2story building e say e wan just down like spider man nah him we hold am take am inside n tie am toll next day.

nely:
When mine was 2009, me and my gee, after drinking mixture, in a bar, we decided to trek to our house but instead we ended up in visiting a hospital saw a family we never knew crying they jus lost there Dad then, and we joined them in crying too, saying ooooh, we killed this great man, ooo, the family were very surprised, they don't know us but we continued crying more than them that lost someone, they have to beg and push us to leave, lucky our neighbor was in the hospital that night cos it was jus behind our street, he took us home and we slept off till the next day.

I have a friend that cries too anytime he's drunk.

My friend and I was trying to runaway from these men we juz met in a village where there was a fiesta..but bcoz we're drunk and it was 4am in the morning and we need to go back to our dormitory to get some sleep, we decided to run the 3Km and when we felt sweaty, we decide to took off our shirts and juz having bra and shorts and juz keep running in the highway coz we're really scared from those mumugo...

nickyvil:
This so funny but make I share am anyway, my friends n I don drink one day but nah me dey okay among them cos me I no dey drink monkey tail n I never smoke for my life b4 me nah to take vodka or any spirit as we dey go we saw a police man n my friend say make we wait say e fit collect gun frm those police man n everybody else clear look am say Wetin dey happen before we no it e don almost near d police man wan collect d gun nah him we hold am, as we dey get home small gutter wey be say we dey normally cross without jumping over my guy say make we watch him say e wan show us how to jump over this drainage nah him we look am, we take am inside d last thing we e do for that day nah from 2story building e say e wan just down like spider man nah him we hold am take am inside n tie am toll next day.

Lol!





But dat policeman fit fire all of u if he don drink too o.

MrImole:

but d girl go don understand sha?

Yea she did

MrImole:


Lol!





But dat policeman fit fire all of u if he don drink too o.

lol since that day my guy no dey drink again before you put drink down he don disappear cos up till tomorrow we still dey make jest of am and d thing pain am die

KashyBaby:
My friend and I was trying to runaway from these men we juz met in a village where there was a fiesta..but bcoz we're drunk and it was 4am in the morning and we need to go back to our dormitory to get some sleep, we decided to run the 3Km and when we felt sweaty, we decide to took off our shirts and juz having bra and shorts and juz keep running in the highway coz we're really scared from those mumugo...

chai!





I don't know if I should pray or curse the person that discovered alcohol.

nickyvil:


lol since that day my guy no dey drink again before you put drink down he don disappear cos up till tomorrow we still dey make jest of am and d thing pain am die

Hahahahahahahahaha

E no suppose dey run now.

MrImole:


Hahahahahahahahaha

E no suppose dey run now.

lol his bleeped up video dey my phone before I no no who delete am comot my phone

Lalasticlala, seun, obinoscopy, come and share your experience o.

wake up, wake up, wake up

menix:

Nah mixture dey fit help us. Think..

Yeah sure

Was so drunk on one of my roommates birthday I staggered downstairs to go & take my bath outside @ the water tap by 11pm meanwhile the female hostel was just besides our hostel. When I finally reached the tab each effort I made to carry the bucket of water I fetched lead to the emptying of it,this happened 3 times on the 4th attempt that was where I fell flat on my back into the nearby bush & passing out immediately, I regained consciousness the next day by 12pm with my room filled with most of my friends who narrated to me how One of them found me lying in the bush when he went outside to fetch water of which he ran back to notify my roommates to which they came & carried me into the hostel but couldn't take me to my room as I was vomiting profusely so they took me to the bathroom where they undressed & bathed me before taking me to my room but before day break I had soaked 2 out of my 3 sheets of mattress. With vomit, after Listening to them yheat afternoon I decided never to combine different brands of alcohol Again i.e if I will ever had to taste alcohol again(it took me about 3 weeks before I could sip just a can of alcohol but since then it has never exceeded a can).

I went to get gas and drove off with the nozzle still in my car

Meen, still remember that episode like it was yesterday. Everyone was like, for sure, this guy has lost it

MrImole:
...since last night?

Nooo, twit !
Since birth.

I was so drunk I told me friends I was going home and took a bike...I got to junction only to realize that the party was happening in my lodge.....just beg the bike man to take me back

MrImole:
I went to a party with my friends and we were looking for one of our friends, we were so wasted that we didn't realize that he was there with us, looking for him, he was even shouting his own name as he was looking for himself.

lwkmd,

Came here to read funny comments

I don't know why some people can't control themselves when drinking alcohol, you suppose to understand your body system and know when to stop... You will see some people drinking 6,7 to even 10 bottles...well, i understand that some of them are free drink due to greedness since the money are not yours.

MrImole:

Lol!






What substance?

monkey tail nd fried codeine


i like myself cause when i get high i no dey jonz but if i wan jonz ehn,e dey dey EPIC.

but i like my assistant course rep and her friend own pass,if those girls get wasted in my house ehn i dey laugh tire.the babe go tell you life story.
The day she told me she told me that her reverend during sex shouts "blood of jesus"hehehehehe

nickz:
monkey tail nd fried codeine


i like myself cause when i get high i no dey jonz but if i wan jonz ehn,e dey dey EPIC.

but i like my assistant course rep and her friend own pass,if those girls get wasted in my house ehn i dey laugh tire.the babe go tell you life story.
The day she told me she told me that her reverend during sex shouts "blood of jesus"hehehehehe

Lol, I talk a lot too when I'm high, I have been trying to caution myself though.

Hazardd:
I don't know why some people can't control themselves when drinking alcohol, you suppose to understand your body system and know when to stop... You will see some people drinking 6,7 to even 10 bottles...well, i understand that some of them are free drink due to greedness since the money are not yours.

lol, how many bottles can you take at a time?

donholy28:
Came here to read funny comments

Don't just come here to read comments, share yours too.

thasbalala:
I was so drunk I told me friends I was going home and took a bike...I got to junction only to realize that the party was happening in my lodge.....just beg the bike man to take me back

what did you take?

VaselineCrew2:
I went to get gas and drove off with the nozzle still in my car

Meen, still remember that episode like it was yesterday. Everyone was like, for sure, this guy has lost it

Lol!

Lalasticlala, seun and obinoscopy, move this to front page and let's laugh small.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa alcohol ooo

MrImole:


lol, how many bottles can you take at a time?

i don't take alcohol drink...