Eziachi:
Conversation Between Lai Mohammed & Tonye Solomon.
Grrrrrrrrr phone rang.

Secretary: Hello! May I help you please?

Tonye Solomon Barcanista (TB): Yes my name is Barcanista.

Secretary: Barcka what?

TB: Sorry I thought I was on nairaland. My proper name is Tonye Solomon.

Secretary: Ok, how may I be of help?

TB: I want to speak to Alhaji Mohammed your boss.

Secretary: Is he expecting your call today?

TB-: I thinks so, I put it on Nairaland that I will be calling him and I got 1000 likes for it, so he must have known that I will be calling.

Secretary: I don't quite get your story, what do you what to talk to him about?

TB: It's urgent, in fact its a 999 situation.

Secretary: And why didn't you call the emergency services.?

TB: It about APC. They are in trouble.

Secretary: Hang on for few minutes, if you can wait.

TB: I can wait all day, as I don't have a job.

AFTER A MINUTE WAIT

Lai Mohammed (LM): Yes this is Lai

TB: Don't lai to me Mr, what have you people done to my Facebook account?

LM: Am sorry, I think you have called a wrong number.

TB: Wrong number my azz! Don't pretend that you don't know who I am or what am talking about?

LM: Listen, whoever you are, I got load of things to do, I don't know who you are and what you are talking about.

TB: Ok, let me spell it out for you. You APC people blocked my Facebook book account because am a torn in your flesh.

LM: Ok young man, you are not torn on anyone's skin, that is in your imagination. If you have problem with your Facebook account, please call Mr Zukerberg in the U.S. He is not based here in my office.

TB: Who the heck is Zukerberg?

LM: I was told he founded Facebook, give him a shout.

TB: You really think that you will talk your way out of this. Am no Olisa Metuh or FFK.

LM-: Like I said, I got loads of things to do. Goodbye. (Phone hanged)

Look out for the conversation between TB and Zukerberg.

Sparrow13:
Solomon ?
why don't you have wisdom ?

Fourcade:

Lol! Pa Eziachi
Seriously it's a shame! I can't believe Nairaland members are this gullible. Don't follow Politics blindly. When you see something wrong please point it out to your friend. Even some people wey I be think say get sense are blindly supporting this.
You have two accounts with different names and Facebook contacted you to verify them. Why don't you do the simple verification required and spare Nairalanders the unnecessary details.

Eleniyan15:
One word for tonye

Genius100:
This Barcanista guy is a big mo ron. Follow Facebook ' s simple rule of using your real name instead of crying allover the place like a vagrant. I'm sure if your prick no gree rise to service woman, you go blame APC. Jobless clown...

uniklinkum:


ich spreche deutsch lernt vom die strasse. Sie wohnen in Deutschland??

Ilaje44:

Beeni! Mo gbe ibe ri!!
Ich habe in Deutschland gelebt, aber jetzt nicht mehr.
Wo in Deutschland bist du zu Hause?
Ich habe zuletzt in der Nähe von Kassel gewohnt.
Mach's gut!

uniklinkum:


Ok. ich wohne in krefeld n.r.w. Sind Sie zuruck in Nigeria??

sexaddict08:


Change ur ways, or we go arrange for ur own ban too

Ilaje44:


Nein, ich bin nicht in Nigeria. Ich wünsche ich könnte dort sein, aber ich habe noch etwas weniger als 2 Jahrzehnt bis es so weit sein wird. Momentan backe ich mein Brotchen in Irland.

tomakint:

Polluted? How? No be human being dey do bunkering? .......I wish you the best

Gh0stFreak:


shut your mouth and tell your fellow fo.ols to stop reporting his account.

DaBullIT:
I think the word begins with M and ends with U

MUMU you mean? I think he had passed this level.

Ilaje44:


Nein, ich bin nicht in Nigeria. Ich wünsche ich könnte dort sein, aber ich habe noch etwas weniger als 2 Jahrzehnt bis es so weit sein wird. Momentan backe ich mein Brotchen in Irland.

u typt dit allemaal uit Ierland? kom alsjeblieft terug naar je land en geniet van de verandering!

Demdem:


So it's ur utmost desire to be involved in such right? Good to know.

Naijacitizen:

DaBullIT:


Na you talk am o

No. Be me talk am oo na slip my fingers slip oo

Have you read this thread www.nairaland.com/2376285/heal-thyself-oh-barcanista-before?

Only if this Tonyebarcanista take a little advise from brother razid, he will be a better person. Alas! He is a dumb for any good advise.

mogentle:
Tonye should create another account with the name Supremo Wailing Wailer. That will be allowed without verification.
The unstable guy thinks FB is like nairaland, creating multiple monikers like a pig.

tomakint:

E be like say this kain play dey work well well, at least in your 2 recent replies I did not see your trademark 'Tomafool' e good as you gentle now!

DrGraveYardz:
Give him sense since you have too many at your disposal. I wonder when you and your likes would learn to tolerate opposition like sane and civilised people do,not as some barbaric uncivilized cavemen!

bettercreature:
I dont think it has to do with APC,it happened to me too sometimes ago,it only happens when you are popular on facebook e.g if 10 people add you or sent you 10 friend request withing an hour,you will get blocked,i can send you screen shot of the message sent to me to back up my claim,it was designed to deter criminals and robbot from adding people randomly