sylve, who are you serving?

hin papa

the same measure is gona be meted out on u soon

u wish dear

dis adage hard small

If wishes were Horses, romade will hold the tail while lola holds the reins.

if wishes were horses horses wuld be wishes

my pikin u don try

u dey use my pikin teething powder?

no mind d poor boi

Me?. . .go ask dankaka, oh! sorry dangote, and you will know whts up.

clemcykul:

you silly mute! out of da way . . , .

romade:

clear him with ya branded, tear lether, unlicenced keke napep

Why all these gra gra agbero violence na! *brushes the dust off his suit*

D1KeleVra:

Why all these gra gra agbero violence na! *brushes the dust off his suit*

agbero violence ke?. . . just because romade and lola work as part time agbero for oshodi u wan add violence to their job?
BTW, wetin dust dey do for ur coat(abi nah suit coat or coat suit)? u don dey do foreman job?

brb

Best Divorce Letter, ever!


Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to Port Harcourt together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the 2,00Naira price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed 3,000Naira from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 100 million Naira, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone, Everything happens for a reason,I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.

So take care. (lol)

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

:d

nice ifeleke my son

u sef don born for nrlnd

clemsy, will you stop day dreaming and get back to work? abi u wan make dem fire u?

i no mind o

wen na ur tots full hin mind

clemsy,you no mind firing?
the fear hunger is the beginning of common sense oo.
nurse romade, how your leave?

nawa

for u abi?

For Mr sylve in sun shade

poor blind romsie