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Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 5:46pm On May 21, 2009
lol. cool
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:20pm On May 21, 2009
poor blind romsie groping in night with her oversized sun shade
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 4:10pm On May 22, 2009
OLD SKOOL LOVE LETTER

BOY
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them,
Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi

GIRL

REPLY
Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto above

My dedications to you are:


Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore !!

Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by JJYOU: 4:14pm On May 22, 2009
wbb
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 4:17pm On May 22, 2009
na dat kain letter leke sabi write
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 4:32pm On May 22, 2009
romade,I know say I don offend you
Sorry for coming behind your back to come publish your letters and your picture.
Pele tongue
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Abbygyal(f): 4:54pm On May 22, 2009
cool letterz


wats wrong wiv d pics? dey look cool but outdated as in d 1990's.x
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:34pm On May 22, 2009
Abby,
It's an old skool love letter and the lady there is romade when she was still in sango ode
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 6:40pm On May 22, 2009
thats a good letter from me to u
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:47pm On May 22, 2009
Shola, from who to who?
Nah you be sugar tapi tapi?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 11:43pm On May 22, 2009
Question!!
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 10:13am On May 23, 2009
Lolabbey, Romade, Ifeleke, i don land 4 9ja o, for small small break!! dey for Lekki Phase 2 side sha, .dis heat o, na waa oh and the hold up still dey, Oga Fash dey try o, he don commot all the hawkers and beggers wey dey run after us for Law school area b4
as pee i dey here now dey hit me make we continue for where we stopped last time.i see say y'all dey busy on here
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 10:14am On May 23, 2009
THIS OLD SCHOOL LETTA I DON SEE AM AGES AGO, brings back memories of all dem Lit days and so on in sec sch then
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On May 23, 2009
how old are u
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 4:21pm On May 23, 2009
Orile, welcum back to Orile Agege, I knw say nah agege bread carry you come, pele wink
clemsy, go back to the kitchen and stop asking question!
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 7:20pm On May 23, 2009
cool
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 9:05am On May 25, 2009
sylve in sunshade
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 10:56am On May 25, 2009
u like am abi?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 2:05pm On May 25, 2009
you too talk!!! grin
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 5:56pm On May 25, 2009
AMAZING ANAGRAMS!

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


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ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

 

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DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


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THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


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GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

 

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THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

 

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DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

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SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


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ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


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ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


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SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S


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A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

 

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THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


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ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


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AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sugabelle: 6:08pm On May 25, 2009
^^^^ Freaking Amazing!!! Loved the Mother-In-Law = Woman Hitler best. English and its grammar sef - I trip!! cheesy
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 12:37pm On May 26, 2009
Orilee9ice:

Lolabbey, Romade, Ifeleke, i don land 4 9ja o, for small small break!! dey for Lekki Phase 2 side sha,

wetin u bring 4 we wey dey insyd d heat since, ifeleke dou even know my sex?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 1:08pm On May 26, 2009
brois we dey wait ooooo . . . .awa goodies wink
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 2:14pm On May 26, 2009
shut it! grin
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 3:13pm On May 26, 2009
sharrrappppppp jorh
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 4:58pm On May 26, 2009
u see y i luff u 3 mush u sabi give dem ansa kia kia
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 10:38am On May 27, 2009
wink
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 3:49pm On May 27, 2009
1 eye lola
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 4:01pm On May 27, 2009
paddy of one eyed dude
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 4:05pm On May 27, 2009
sho wa pa
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 4:21pm On May 27, 2009
i dey try jare
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 4:48pm On May 27, 2009
kiss cool

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