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Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 5:46pm On May 21, 2009 |
lol. |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:20pm On May 21, 2009 |
poor blind romsie groping in night with her oversized sun shade |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 4:10pm On May 22, 2009 |
OLD SKOOL LOVE LETTER BOY Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them, Yourz Ever, Sugar tapi tapi GIRL REPLY Dear Honie My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time. How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart. My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie. If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today. Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto above My dedications to you are: Maria Curry - One Sweet Day. Boys to Main - And of the Rod Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby P.S. Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore !!
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Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by JJYOU: 4:14pm On May 22, 2009 |
wbb |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 4:17pm On May 22, 2009 |
na dat kain letter leke sabi write |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 4:32pm On May 22, 2009 |
romade,I know say I don offend you Sorry for coming behind your back to come publish your letters and your picture. Pele |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Abbygyal(f): 4:54pm On May 22, 2009 |
cool letterz wats wrong wiv d pics? dey look cool but outdated as in d 1990's.x |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:34pm On May 22, 2009 |
Abby, It's an old skool love letter and the lady there is romade when she was still in sango ode |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 6:40pm On May 22, 2009 |
thats a good letter from me to u |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:47pm On May 22, 2009 |
Shola, from who to who? Nah you be sugar tapi tapi? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 11:43pm On May 22, 2009 |
Question!! |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 10:13am On May 23, 2009 |
Lolabbey, Romade, Ifeleke, i don land 4 9ja o, for small small break!! dey for Lekki Phase 2 side sha, .dis heat o, na waa oh and the hold up still dey, Oga Fash dey try o, he don commot all the hawkers and beggers wey dey run after us for Law school area b4 as pee i dey here now dey hit me make we continue for where we stopped last time.i see say y'all dey busy on here |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Orilee9ice(m): 10:14am On May 23, 2009 |
THIS OLD SCHOOL LETTA I DON SEE AM AGES AGO, brings back memories of all dem Lit days and so on in sec sch then |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On May 23, 2009 |
how old are u |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 4:21pm On May 23, 2009 |
Orile, welcum back to Orile Agege, I knw say nah agege bread carry you come, pele clemsy, go back to the kitchen and stop asking question! |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 7:20pm On May 23, 2009 |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 9:05am On May 25, 2009 |
sylve in sunshade |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 10:56am On May 25, 2009 |
u like am abi? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 2:05pm On May 25, 2009 |
you too talk!!! |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 5:56pm On May 25, 2009 |
AMAZING ANAGRAMS! PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ------- ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER ------- DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT ------- THE EYES When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE ------- GEORGE BUSH When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE ------- THE MORSE CODE When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS ------- DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ------- SLOT MACHINES When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ------- ANIMOSITY When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ------- ELECTION RESULTS When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT ------- SNOOZE ALARMS When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S ------- A DECIMAL POINT When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE ------- THE EARTHQUAKES When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ------- ELEVEN PLUS TWO When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE ------- AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sugabelle: 6:08pm On May 25, 2009 |
^^^^ Freaking Amazing!!! Loved the Mother-In-Law = Woman Hitler best. English and its grammar sef - I trip!! |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 12:37pm On May 26, 2009 |
Orilee9ice: wetin u bring 4 we wey dey insyd d heat since, ifeleke dou even know my sex? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 1:08pm On May 26, 2009 |
brois we dey wait ooooo . . . .awa goodies |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 2:14pm On May 26, 2009 |
shut it! |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 3:13pm On May 26, 2009 |
sharrrappppppp jorh |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 4:58pm On May 26, 2009 |
u see y i luff u 3 mush u sabi give dem ansa kia kia |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 10:38am On May 27, 2009 |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 3:49pm On May 27, 2009 |
1 eye lola |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 4:01pm On May 27, 2009 |
paddy of one eyed dude |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 4:05pm On May 27, 2009 |
sho wa pa |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 4:21pm On May 27, 2009 |
i dey try jare |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sylve11: 4:48pm On May 27, 2009 |
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