PunkyVeer:


Please, don't say that

dnt worry, u r safe. He is ma broda

kambili999:
it's not fictional. it means let me live. it's short for chukwukambilimakannem. God let me live for my mother.

Aiidy.. Thanks

catlova:


dnt worry, u r safe. He is ma broda

So do people pray to him to go fry somebody they don't like? Because here, ok we don't have a "god" of thunder, but I heard some people go to a witchdoctor & request that he directs a thunder strike on someone. That's why I get so shaken

spicy244:



Of course, we've got some real ones...

It's helpful you acknowledged that there aren't real ones too. The real ones though, more vocal than the real ones.

PunkyVeer:


So do people pray to him to go fry somebody they don't like? Because here, ok we don't have a "god" of thunder, but I heard some people go to a witchdoctor & request that he directs a thunder strike on someone. That's why I get so shaken

Haaaahahahahaha. Did u offend anyone?

When some people worship sango. They see em as an intermediary to God in heaven. Just like u said, he can be consulted to strike someone but i doubt if it will attack someone who hasnt done anything wrong tho

catlova:


Haaaahahahahaha. Did u offend anyone?

When some people worship sango. They see em as an intermediary to God in heaven. Just like u said, he can be consulted to strike someone but i doubt if it will attack someone who hasnt done anything wrong tho

That is so scary. No I've not offended anyone, but you know how some people are, they're just homicidal like that

PunkyVeer:


That is so scary. No I've not offended anyone, but you know how some people are, they're just homicidal like that

Hehe! With the very much punches u throw on NL, u rili shud b scared. Hope d rain has stopped

alterswerve:

Aiidy.. Thanks

wlc

catlova:


Hehe! With the very much punches u throw on NL, u rili shud b scared. Hope d rain has stopped

Lol, Sango can cross borders? You don't say! Yeah the sun is out now hence I can even discuss your scary dude.

PunkyVeer:


Lol, Sango can cross borders? You don't say! Yeah the sun is out now hence I can even discuss your scary dude.

Hahahaha! See u ooo. Dnt worry d next rain is just hours away. Mayb sango will act on its own nw that u called em a scary dude

As long as she has other qualities I want in a woman,I will teach her other things she dosnt know..Most girls weren't opportuned to learn some domestic work.
Note: Before I propose,I must have known all her flaws,whether she can cook or not coz I can't marry someone I didn't date.

bettercreature:
The fact still remains i can not propose to a girl i have been fucccking for a very long time
It doesn't make any sense to me
why not simply fix the introduction and wedding date instead of this bullcrap

But u would propose to girls bleeped by other guys for a long time

misspicy:

nairaland guys be like....you were making sense until you got to the bolded



see your life outside

I now know where you sense of humour is under youe feet and mind you am not a guy may your life be outside

axiliborha:
I now know where you sense of humour is under youe feet and mind you am not a guy may your life be outside

ehn ehn ehn...wonti binu...dakun jor maami ema binu ma

***kneels down****

make I hear

Honestly I can do without d last 2 bt cooking? She gats sabi because I no Sabi cook therefore if she no learn, we go both starve. Abi she go like am if if I cook concoction give her chop?

stupidity:
Cooking is ma hobby,

We go buy washing machine or drycleaner go do the laundary.

So far the lady can take care of my home(except from what the topic is saying) and she's got all I want inna lady and most importantly, she can fvck satan out of me, damn!!!!! Am good.

I see..

That last line though..

I Won't, because I take my tummy very serious....im married anyway to a real woman

sapiosexual1:
I'm a very good cook and I do my chores myself (I don't even allow my gf to lift a broomstick whenever she comes visiting). We may be dating but she owes me nothin.. However marriage is an entirely different kettle of fish, we're gonna have a home and not a house. Inasmuch as I wouldnt cross my legs and expect her to do all the chores, it's out of place for me to go down with a lady who can't do nothing, what am I marrying, a s.ex /reproductive machine? If I love her soo much, I would have to send her to a cooking /grooming school, or better still give her a one month vacation with mumsy. WTF

Tres Bien!

DeeTus:
Yes, if I truly love the lady. Love is blind you know?

Until chronic hunger flog d scales comot 4rm ur eyes.

VickyRotex:


Tres Bien!

Merci mademoiselle, encore, je me remercier.

I can't surprise a girl in name of proposing in the public, I won't see mask 2 cover my face if she reject

sapiosexual1:

Merci mademoiselle, encore, je me remercier.

Bienvenue

VickyRotex:


Bienvenue

Tu comprendre française tres bien?

sapiosexual1:

Tu comprendre française tres bien?

Je comprends peu le français.

bettercreature:
The fact still remains i can not propose to a girl i have been fucccking for a very long time
It doesn't make any sense to me
why not simply fix the introduction and wedding date instead of this bullcrap

You nail it

bettercreature:
The fact still remains i can not propose to a girl i have been fucccking for a very long time
It doesn't make any sense to me
why not simply fix the introduction and wedding date instead of this bullcrap

You nailed it