stupidity:
shat ap my fiend

So all these pvssys you have been gonking, nor be person go marry them?

U better shove your dlck inside a padlock and deposit the key to UBA till you ready to marry.


Iffa hear say you fvck chidiebere again, ama cut your dlck.

seconded

bettercreature:
The fact still remains i can not propose to a girl i have been fucccking for a very long time
It doesn't make any sense to me
why not simply fix the introduction and wedding date instead of this bullcrap

Ur statement is pointless.

[size=18pt]I LOVE ROMANTIC COMEDIES.
TOMORROW, THE SAME MAN WILL BE FROWNING IN THE BEDROOM AND HISSING. THE WORLD IS FULL OF HYPOCRITES AND LIARS.
ONE NIGERIAN MAN AFTER KNEELING DOWN TO PROPOSE AND PROSTRATING TO IN-LAWS TO WED HIS WIFE LATER BEAT HER UNTIL SHE FAINTED AND LEFT HER TO DIE. BUT NEIGHBORS RUSHED HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SAVED HER LIFE. [/size]

Na wetin dem go use do dere wedding cake be dis

One thing about this post is that a lot of guys WILL LIE about what they can/cannot do here...

No way, but I can consider her if she's ready to learn

Kingsasian:
Yea, I will teach her how to cook. I have no problem with washing and ironing, after all she is not my maid. If I can do these things now as a bachelor what stops me from doing them when I am married?

it seem to me this particular lady does'nt care about learning because if she does she would have learnt long ago.

I can ...as far as there's enoff money .
She will learn later

spicy244:




Nairaland baes

Are they real? Just asking sha

Honestly i can do this but i love food too much, i can't marry a chic that can't cook, lol even she must like food and delicacies, i am a food person oo even tho i am on the slim side

geez18:

it seem to me this particular lady does'nt care about learning because if she does she would have learnt long ago.

I am not yet married.

misspicy:

got home not long ago and am just settling down....come and eat

i was asleep already. Slept with hunger. So what did i miss. I mean wat were u inviting me to eat

Autino:
. Are you sure

yea

PunkyVeer:


Dude, do you think such a lady exists in reality? I doubt it very much. If she is, then she must come from money & wealthy people often marry amongst their own ilk, so they both won't sweat it. Hired hand will deal with all those domestic tidbits.

Even if they exist, that matriage cant cant for me. Anything or anyone cud do other things for us but for food, thats a very private thing. My wife has to giv me food or we sort ourselves out when there aint time.

But she cant cook n wash. Hain! Wat am i loving?

catlova:


Even if they exist, that matriage cant cant for me. Anything or anyone cud do other things for us but for food, thats a very private thing. My wife has to giv me food or we sort ourselves out when there aint time.

But she cant cook n wash. Hain! Wat am i loving?

Yeah, I feel you. Sounds like a waste of space.

catlova:


i was asleep already. Slept with hunger. So what did i miss. I mean wat were u inviting me to eat

that was last night boo,i can't even remember..

how was the night

vosquare:


Cc:lalasticlala

Yes, if I truly love the lady. Love is blind you know?

misspicy:

that was last night boo,i can't even remember..

how was the night

Great. I saw u in my dream

PunkyVeer:


Yeah, I feel you. Sounds like a waste of space.

Ow r u today

catlova:

Great. I saw u in my dream

what did you see me doing

catlova:


Ow r u today

Anxious. Not only is it raining but there's also lightning. One of my biggest phobias. I'm not a happy camper at the moment. Too afraid to even blink.

How's your morning, brother inlaw? That's after you make an honest woman of misspicy

PunkyVeer:


Anxious. Not only is it raining but there's also lightning. One of my biggest phobias. I'm not a happy camper at the moment. Too afraid to even blink.

How's your morning, brother inlaw? That's after you make an honest woman of misspicy

so i know hw to get u nw.

Dyu know sango olukoso? he is my blooda. Lol.

Btw, very happy u aint giving my spicy to ur bro anylonger

Last time I checked, I'm not a white Western male

I will never go down on one knee

catlova:


so i know hw to get u nw.

Dyu know sango olukoso? he is my blooda. Lol.

Btw, very happy u aint giving my spicy to ur bro anylonger

Hehehe. No I won't give her to my cousin. Leave her, we'll pull the Sicilian way on her. She'll marry you @ gunpoint if that's what it takes or she gonna go swim with the fishes

Who is Sango Olukoso? Please don't say anything scary because I'm of unstable senses at the moment Lol, every time the sky cracks & rumbles, I become pretty sure it's my last day. This thing scares me like no other.

PunkyVeer:


Hehehe. No I won't give her to my cousin. Leave her, we'll pull the Sicilian way on her. She'll marry you @ gunpoint if that's what it takes or she gonna go swim with the fishes

Who is Sango Olukoso? Please don't say anything scary because I'm of unstable senses at the moment Lol, every time the sky cracks & rumbles, I become pretty sure it's my last day. This thing scares me like no other.

Hahahaha... gunpoint!!!sango is god of thunder in yorubaland

Dyu want em to visit u?

sapiosexual1:
Are they real? Just asking sha

Of course, we've got some real ones

catlova:


Hahahaha... gunpoint!!!sango is god of thunder in yorubaland

Dyu want em to visit u?

Please, don't say that

kambili999:
i'm just here to see the men in nairaland who can actually do this

Is Kambili your real name?

The only place i saw someone bear that name was in Purple Hibiscus. Thought the name was fictional

Wats the meaning?

alterswerve:



Is Kambili your real name?

The only place i saw someone bear that name was in Purple Hibiscus. Thought the name was fictional

Wats the meaning?

it's not fictional. it means let me live. it's short for chukwukambilimakannem. God let me live for my mother.