misspicy:
11 is the real deal my brother,True Talk
even lalasticlala will agree

hottest111:
1. A girl will make a guy chase her as long as she can't trust him.

2. Never brag in front of her. When you brag in her present, she'll think you are trying to impress her. instead let her brag n try to impress you.

3. Most naija guys are single while most girls are in relationship. This is funny but true, I have a friend who has about 7 girlfriends and these girls are all faithful to him. I'm sure you get my point.

4. Girls like funny guys but most funny guys get friend zoned, except for the smartass funny guys

5. Girls are different, you can't use the same tricks on different girls. Forget it, there re no particular steps in getting any girl. If there are steps to getting every girl, then every guy will not have problem getting a girl. Just know the type of woman you are dealing with then play along and learn from your mistakes.

6. Guess what ,,If you are rich, women will chase you. Anybody telling you that you don't need money to get a woman is a learner. Money is always involved in one way or the other.

7. As a guy,,, your look does not matter much.

8. Beautiful girls are easier to get than the average ones. Only experience guys knows what am talking about.

9. Girls love sex. Most nice guys think girls don't like sex... I'm laughing at those guys now.

10. Yes, bad guys and arrogant/proud guys always get the girls(especially girls with low self esteem). Confident and independent ladies will never fall for the bad guys.

BONUS----- 11. Most guys that re bashing women( especially guys with low self confidence) are really frustrated when it comes to dating

saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o

gistrepublic:
Is it only me?? Or is there someone that finds this post uninteresting

danbrowndmf:
maram sheck mail biko.

Fernandowski:
remember



























































these hoes ain't loyal

BaebieHot:
Wow num 2. Brag and you are gone like the wind. I find it quite immature

irunooboo:



U don fucck esthafabian

ERCROSS:
pls... don't cum here and say no sososo and no sososo are true oooo.... dat shiii spoilt my scroll up keypad

misspicy:
my oga done

ikescope:

You nailed it!...10/10
How I wish u are this smart and explicit in academics + finance

gistrepublic:
Is it only me?? Or is there someone that finds this post uninteresting

saasala:

Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o

3. Most naija guys are single while most girls are in relationship. This is funny but true, I have a friend who has about 7 girlfriends and these girls are all faithful to him. I'm sure you get my point.

Oliviaarims:
"... My beloved OP, in whom I am well pleased."

I don't mean to brag, but I just can't be any of such girls in no.3. Side chic? No way! I'd rather date myself.

BaebieHot:
Wow num 2. Brag and you are gone like the wind. I find it quite immature